yeah, kids. yeah. TOAST. my mom somehow put the settings on the darkest possible and i didn't look at it beforehand cause HI, we don't touch the toaster settings EVER. aaaaand then the smoke alarm went off and good times. OH and then i tried to be a nice person and get my dog away from the smoke AND HE FREAKIN ATTACKED MY FINGERS AND TRIED TO CHEW OFF MY PINKY AND RING FINGER.


aaaaaaand the end.

oh my, it was certainly a downtrodden event. your dog must've been in shock seeing those black stuff pop up where warm crispy bread was supposed to... whish happens to be loved by me when smeared all over with butter.. yumm.. im hungry again..

Ohhh noes!

HEY speaking of ring fingers. My left one is as swollen as the day is wonderful.
It looks a bit like a compressed version of a domestic abuse advert (not that I'm dissing they battered wifies) and a bit like it's going to drop off.

Staved it at bball:'[

It's generally a purpleygreen colour with big blotches of red visible under the surface. I do hope they aren't blood clots or anything bad. Boooooooooo.
THAT'S MY MARRIAGE FINGER! IT NEEDS TO FIX. Stat. Well not "stat" so much because I don't have a boyfriend. I don't think I'll be married for a good few years yettttttttt

ouch, thats gotta hurt. hope it doesnt fall off.