YEAH IT WASN'T MCS but too bad i don't feel like switching forums. :P

my friend and i almost ended up in canada on the way there. but then i figured out where we were and we got there. YAY DETROIT.

i wore my limbeck shirt and some guy in line was like I LIKE YOUR SHIRT and i turned around after i already passed him and he was like YEAH. limbeck. they're cool. and i thumbs upped him and then he turned around and then i ran back and gave him a high fiver and it was excellent. he was cute. yay.

then we were in line for a long long time and i had to pee really bad. then the bathrooms only had two toilets working and it smelled really bad and they were dirty and my door didn't even close. daaaa. we missed the first band whilst we were peeing and such. then we got our hands stamped and gave our tickets to some ugly boys so they could get on the floor and they were supposed to give us our tickets back and THEY NEVER DID. rar.

we stood a couple levels up from the bottomy floor behind these boys sitting at a table and after the format they got up and let us sit there. :D

then the format played and i'm in love with them now and i bought their cd after the show and i bought a shirt. i asked for a medium but the guy was like they run really big let me show you a small so i bought the small instead and i have big boobs. but it fits. rar.

too many rars.

then yellowcard played and HOLY SHIT THEY SUCK ASS. violin man and guitarist running across the stage like tards. i thought violin man was gonna stab somebody in the face. or pee his pants. then the lead singer had gum on his shoe. he's a cunt. they were really boring though. i wanted to die. plus they covered nirvana which made me want to stab my face.

then something corporate. they're actually pretty good. andrew dancing on his piano is yum. i felt lame cause i didn't know any soco songs. yaaaaaaay.


UUUMMMM the end.

yay :D ew smelly bathrooms... nothing was as bad as the moscow train station though. literally a hole in the floor with shit all over it. ewwww.
glad good concert though. How did yellowcard get fans? it sickens me

hahahaha shitty hole :D :D

man, i don't know. cunts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you sawww yellowcard


YELLOW CARD SUCKS LIKE WOAH

i hate the violin man. he grabbed my butt and expected me to do nothing. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR SOME RADTASTIC DICK-PUNCHING ACTION


hahaha, sorry, i'm ridiculous. i'm a fan of the large font.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR

rar's are addicting.

he grabbed yer bum!???! VIOLATION. press charges. and then shove his violin stick up his ass. YYYAAAYYYYY.

Hahahahaha yellowcard
Good one. Does anyone have any more jokes?


Jokes rule. I only know stupid jokes really. This one is my favourite because I told it to Erica and we somehow made a whole huge private joke about it, the kind that is sosososo funny to people who're in on it but really excluding to people who aren't. "You had to be there" !
What's the best thing about going out with twenty five year old girls?
There's twenty of them


WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY?
A STICK!

WHAT'S RED AND INVISIBLE?
NO TOMATOES!

WHAT'S WHITE AND CAN'T CLIMB UP TREES?
A FRIDGE!

WHAT'S BIG, YELLOW AND CAN'T SWIM?
A BULLDOZER!

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!


Okay, I'm rubbish. I retire

HAHAHAAHHAA.

those are my favoritest jokes i've ever heard. minus the christopher reeve one :wub:


i got some new underwear. vicky's secret boy briefs are the most comfy things IN THE WORLD. and they make my ass look cute. that is all. ^_^

H&M have the coolest underwear

I bought yellow and blue snoopy PANTZ (boy shorts, but I like to say pantz (with a z) double brackets, brackets in brackets like)

I like boyshorts

PANTZ!

I also bought knee high ribbed bright yellow socks the same day.

Question! What is the difference between cigarettes and decapitated bloody babies?
















Answer! i dont smoke cigarettes...

aaaaaahahaha dead baby jokes are so dumb but i love them because they make some people mad

aaaaahhhhhhhaahahhaa



i have to poop.

Hahaha dead baby jokes(L)

I know some racist jokes but they are a bit bad because they're racist. So maybe not...


Or maybe.
What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your tv is floating?



























Drop it, snigger
Edit: I added a letter because I feel less horrible that way. It doesn't really detract from the joke I don't think...

(I am ashamed of myself.)

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.

denali really did break up.


suck.

i can't stop spraying things with lysol. freak out---->


germaphobe alert.

jokes?

i don't know any jokes, i much prefer one-liners.

whaaaaats youuur reaaason to kill, or not?
tooooo fake for theeee seeeeason, is it real or noooot
totally in this i'llkk staaaaay


yay.

HAHAHAA i love love LOVEEEEEEE that one silver

i got a bunch of polish jokes (please nobody be offended).

How do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree?









Wave to him!


Why did the polish helicopter pilot crash?






He got cold so he trned of the fan!


How many pollocks does it take to clean the bathroom?









none...its the niggers job!

everyone, thank the great fans of the late opie and anthony show for these great jokes.

i'm super duper polish YYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY. :D


those are grand though. aaaaahahahahahaha.

does anyone here drink tang?

negatory

i don't understand the tang commercials. why would someone want to drink something that a monkey has been swimming in? ;)