well. i feel compelled to make a new thread. my computer started to smoke before.( not really) but it would be funny and ironic if it did, and it would also be believable, considering how it's from the stone age and even cave people would call it a worthless flaming piece of garbage. rant.
WHO THINKS JUSTIN NEEDS A HAIRCUT?

i sorry your computer is such a piece of poop. maybe when it dies and/or you decide to kill it you can make it into a grand picture frame. OR you could send it to Martha Stewart so she could come up with seventy two hundred ideas of things you could do with it. OR hollow it out and put jello in it. OR maybe you could be a good citizen and give it to a homeless person to burn on a cold day, but don't give it to the homeless that beg for money outside of concerts for they suck. they have a lot of those in detroit. it's crazy and i hate them.
on the other note NO Justin does not need a haircut. his hair is fun just the way it is.
now on my own note michigan weather is a nazi. three days ago is was 58 degrees outside (which is good considering it is January) and now it's snowing. GRRRRRRRRRRR. no wonder everyone in michigan is angry and sickly.
mother nature if your reading i hate you and wish you would be a little nicer to the folks in michigan. what did we do to make you so upset. whatever it was i'm sorry and will kill the peoples who caused you to feel this way.
that's all
adios

lets just put it this way. if i don't need a haircut then nobody needs a haircut. my parents have been trying to get me to cut my hair for months and its not going to happen.

yes yes the weather is a bitch.

NO NO NO NO HAIRCUT. NO. i like hair.


and miss eepers is insane.

miss eepers?

i like hair too. conan obrien's hair is superb.
it bounces. josh's hair looks very greasy in the pictures i took of him. oh no and he's wearing that striped beast of a beanie.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAGGIE LIKES THE SONG " MODERN CHEMISTRY" BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT MEDICATION. HAHAHAHAHAHA

conan o' brian always complains about his hair. he thinks it looks stupid. he must deep down inside of that irish body of his that his hair is amazing. i don't think he would be funny without it.

i probably said this before because i advertise it wherever i go

BUT my chem teacher is conan in 30 years but quieter. woooooooo

i laughed when my chemistry teacher broke his leg. he had to woble around on crutches the rest of the year. hahahaha, he deserved it though. he was the devil.

i am tired. then again, aren't we all? boo.

indeed i feel we are all tired. i think sleep deprevation is the word today, and possibly all eternity.
finals in six days. grrrrrrrr how i hate those things
well i am off to do something pointless
adios

all of my finals should be relatively easy. except for math and english. my english teacher just likes to make things hard. i think she might be mentally unstable.

ok ok... my friends don't know when to quit. sometimes i hate them.... in a way, you could call them " dumb fucks". they called mr. pierre ( frenchie) again, knowing all to well i would flip out.
well. i don't know what to say. he was mostly joking around and saying irrational things in a horrible british accent. potty mouth, potty mouth. uhh. i left right away. i don't know what my problem is. immature beasts.

OK. IN THE PRESENT: i am doing a paint-by-number. one of my older relatives have no idea what i like, and bought me a puppy chewing on a teddy bear paint by numbers. cutsie puppie. awwwwww. so, since i am a abstract painter ( bah) i have decided the painting looks more like an ocean. so, i painted over the vague outhline of the overly complicated puppy ( from ages 8 TO 88) and made it into a trashy looking man sendig a bottle out from a small island in the carribean somewhere. IIIII'MMM A REBBBEEEELLLLLL.

i am still mad.
damn.

Ahahaha that sounds fun

o0o after the exams I'm going to be studying "Abstract Mathematics".
Maths is ridiculous, it's full of imaginary numbers and crazy random things
OH you wanna hear a "joke" one of my lecturers made? I peed myself laughing but only at how cute & geeky the wee dude is.
"If I was to give you a matrix as a Christmas present, you'd shake it up to your ear like this and wonder if it had eigenvalues and eigenvectors. But if when you opened it, it didn't have eigenthings at all, you might be disappointed.. SO, I'm going to show you how you can find out "without opening it", so to speak"

Maybe it wasn't a joke afterall

But everyone laughed

GAAHH! i don't get it.

why does my computer have to so friggety fraggety effed up?
i can't download anything. the last thing i downloaded was an episode of sesame street (lie)
anyway, all is well and i am here on my computer talking to all of you once again. my ghetto fabulous piece of retro computer garbage won't be replaced anytime soon. i want a nice shiny new one with a satin bow and lace all over it. not really.

IT WAS WARMER TODAY. YEAH! GOIIINNNGGG UPPP -------->>> positive. positive. dodging the fate of poor ol' epi. positive . happy .

My computer is ..um a black laptop of some description

I would like a turquoise one or an orange one maybe, but this one is just fantabulous so I will keep it thankyou

Did you know there was some jackass who wanted his computer to be orange, so he spraypainted the ENTIRE machine. The monitor, the keyboard, the printer, the scanner.. everything. EVERY single piece of casing, bright orange. Aaand then he phoned tech support, asking why his computer had stopped working.
Flippen eejit

It probably looked hyper-cool though

now that is a rock-hard thinker right there!
always thinking for the future.
i like living in the future.
it's too cool for school, and reminds me of energy cubes and pollution.
the present is the only thing that can influence anything.

oooooohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo i sound like dan ohmywhatamigoingtodo>? freak out------

(this dan is the one i kicked in the balls, not the one i met at some big church thing and hung out with on new years)

((who cares?))

HEY! I FELL ON ICE TODAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hellooo ...this isn't tubgirl I SWEAR
I like colouring in

Every day at breakfast I steal a roll and something to put in it so I will get lunch for free. INGENIOUS: O So today I took raspberry jam and blackcurrant jam, so now I have to make a choice. Raspberry jam is nicer but the blackcurrant jam is of a better quality. What do people think I should do?

I will be eating my lunch in about three hours probably so if anyone is here before then, I would loooove some feedback. If noone tells me what to do I'll STARVE! Not really, I will just decide for myself: O

I have an apple too
The breakfast lady glared at me but she didn't make me put them back

I'm baack
OH well it looks like I have to make my own decision (same as every other day but hey!)
I pick raspberry

Raspberry jam roooll, raspberry jam roooll

Helen texted me today to apologise for "being so selfish" and drunk. She is sober now and has realised blowing me off makes her look bad infront of boys. She likes boys. And girls. She likes everyone: O

But not really, that's how rumours get started y0

SORRY! i was busy doing pointless acts of vandalism (lie) and mess-making.

silver, i have a question for you.
since you seem to know alkaline trio, what is the name of the cd that has the "red wheel" on it? it's one of the older ones, and i can't find the case for it (because it was a gift)
i'm in love with a cd.


i feel uber (WITH NO UMLAUT) stupid asking this. boo.

tubgirl?

BOO.

This is tubgirl. Hey, you asked for it!

The alkaline trio cd with the red wheel thing on it is Goddamnit
I might be in love with that cd too
Well not in love, in large amounts of like. I'm in large amounts of like with a lot of cds though (slut: O)

You are forgiven for not picking my lunch, it was night time for you I think. Or super early morning

tubgirl is increadibly scary.

I know: (

I think my sole purpose in life is to destroy the eyes of others

Sorry: )

thank you. it was driving me crazy.
i just recently realized i didn't know the title of the goddamned (no pun intended) thing.

Haha

OOOH I'm going to check my mail, my cd might be here: O

I just got a pop-up that tried to take me to porn
I clicked cancel, and it took me to the next page anyway. Fudgepackers, they made a link where both options mean yes :angry: Then it tried to save as a file on my computer but it stopped being so evasive there. Cancel meant cancel. Alriiiiiight!

It's post checking time.

rah rah rah i just recently discovered that my stomach can't handle fast food. gross. no news, old newwwws i am so bored.

HA! i get porn e-mails . uhhhh.

gigalo69 wants to have fun with me.

hooray! ( sarcastic COUGH)

it's all spam and band newsletters. chain letters.

I get loads of band newsletters
That and my word a day emails that I haven't got sick of yet

BUT I meant REAL mail, and my far cd is here, hooraaay


"Tracy" is always emailing me offering me her escort services
She's soooo annoying like woah

i never get any mail. :angry: pooooooo


perfume girl is coming over. NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh tracy. I DON'T WANT YOUR ESCORT SERVICES. perrrrfummmmme girrrlll.

time for a silver song.

i get 148 ( not really) e-mails a day. i read two of them. these junk e-mails have been building up. it started with one. now 347635690538693? no. i EX-AG-ER-RATE
RAH! i want to move. anbody know a trustable/good circus i can join?

i can see it now. i'll hold back on letting my daydreams run rampant. i promise.

i almost peed my pants earlier while i was watching the karate scene in "the adventures of sebastion cole" . i didn't laugh at all the first time i saw it. now a hysterical almost peepee fit? i must be insane.
has anybody seen that movie? i don't know. answering my own questions. what's wrong with me?

QUESTION , QUESTION... ? ? ? ? ?


i'll blame it on my stupid teacher who once told me " ask if you don't know" which is entirely true, but........where am i going with this? { QUESTION}
i need to shut up.
nightynight. i'm ACTUALLY GOING TO BED EARLY. YEAH! ROCKIT!



it will never happen. i'll lay down wide awake in a dark room for two hours staring at the red glow of my alarm clock, then i decide that i want to go to some horrible show with my so-called friends who don't even call me to invite me to a clever hans show (though i complain to them how much i despise the shows 24/7) { i forgot to use my new-founded }}}s...} .


sounds like a plan.
ready, set, go.
plan is intact.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the perfume is not as bad today, though when my sister and i were playing pool and i had to go on the other side of the table it was not my friend. but i am comfortable hereeeeee.

i hardly ever get junk mail. mainly cause all my junk mail goes to my junk mail folder. :) weeeeeeeeee(iloveknitsy)

*burp*

AND i have never heard of that movie.

-end-

I checked my hotmail account last night before I went to bed. This afternoon, I came in at twenty past one and I had seven new emails. HOW? Flippen random spam, grrrredy grrr grrrr. It's probably coz I made that account in fourth year and over time it has found its way onto many email lists.

I have another hotmail account that I made with the intention of using it to sign up for things with.. but a stranger added me to msn one time.. even though I have NEVER EVER given out my address. Weirdness. ontheschnide@hotmail.com, anyone?

I forgot to mention.. I got this the other day:

From : Luigi Martelli <CheryleHector@axsgroups.net>
Sent : 23 January 2004 16:38:50
To : "Alana Fagin" <flipster_t@hotmail.com>, flipsterb@hotmail.com, flipsterboy@hotmail.com, flipsterchick@hotmail.com, flipsters@hotmail.com(me!!!!), "Francis Grisby" <flipsteru@hotmail.com>, "Arlette Escalante" <flipsteve@hotmail.com>, flipstic@hotmail.com, flipstick@hotmail.com, "Trudy Zellmer" <flipstick04@hotmail.com>, flipstick16@hotmail.com, flipstick2002@hotmail.com, "Alexander Veiga" <flipstick49@hotmail.com>, flipstick67@hotmail.com

Subject : Fattenn thhee letterrs afterr your nname


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MMM...do you know what i saw last night??????

A SPAM COMMERCIAL.
mind you, not the unfucking believably annoying and hated-to-a-deathly-rage internet junk mail e-mails, but the "processed meat in a can" spam.

it was weird.

it was a family, and they got all exited about "spam cubes" in their macaroni and cheese. then they said ' SPAM...MMMMMM' AND THEN a spam truck came and plowed through their living room wall and they all cracked up.

THEN a guy with a southern accent says " crrrrraaaaaaaaaazzzzzyyyy tastteee"

weird.

( don't ask me why i just told all of you about a COMMERCIAL that i viewed pre-latenight conan and perhaps it was a joke (( or a hallucination)) )

FREAKS!

WHO LAUGHS WHEN A LORRY GOES THROUGH THEIR SITTING ROOM WALL???
I ask you.

INSANITY.
P.S Spam tastes horrific

ooohh spam.

who would eat such a thing?

nasty and gross and dis gust ing andandand GROSS and...

I HAVE NEVER TRIED SPAM.

do they sell it ?

i mean....could i find it at my local super food store?


ewww.. shudddddeeeerrrr

yes knitsers, yes you could.

i've never tried it either.

*pukarino*

dj lazer....dj turbo...and dj ozone.

WHERE HAS ALL THE GOOD ROCK GONE?

I NEED SOME NEW MUSIC.

what is a good cd to buy?

in want new shows.

all the bands hate new jersey.


goddamn.

" in want new shows"

TYYYYPOOOOO.

i'll never be a editor.

the last typo i remember finding was on a package of crystalized ginger ( which, by the way, tastes like flaming shit)

i want new shows.

someone told me pgmg are coming to new york next week.

that can't be true, because it would break the spell.

the " erin can't go to any good shows because every band hates her state/tri- state area"

i'm just being stupid.

don't listen to me.

now i'm going to check if this rumor is true.

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yeah!

i wanna go to mae tuesday. really super bad. because HI. i love them. and copeland is playing with them. and i love them too. and um, yeah? stupidnay.

mae is cool, but sadly i will not be attending that show. o well i will see mcs on wednesday. and than the next show i see will be fall out boy on the 21st which i believe is a saturday. its starts a 4 in the afternoon which i do not understand at all. many good shows in march though. three days grace, the get up kids, and mad caddies. i'm sure there's more but it tis not comeing to my wee little brain at this moment
swish
adios

smellllllllyyy please please pleeeeaaasseee can you make one of those reeallly cool totally tubular wooaah that sounds like the best time motion city story in the backstage pass thing?

i'll make you a paperclip necklace if you do.

i was going to go to a mae/copeland show...but i couldn't make it.

MADCADDIES. i have a split with them and flashlight brown.

my freind is obsessed with zolaf. i think she "borrowed" my cd.
meanieeeee...