*Boss was about to make a big announcement at the clubhouse*

Boss: OK Hams, listen up...

A. Boss confesses his love towards Bijou.
B. "...the Ham-Ham soccer team is invited to the Rodent Regional Soccer Championship."
C. "Whoops! I only attempted an announcement to gain your attention."

[OOC: In CYOA OGs, I start a story, then I list several choices. Someone else has to make a choice and that person MUST continue the story, then list several choices. And so on. That's all.]

A. Boss confesses his love for bijou..

Bijou
A.Freaks out and becomes super strong and hits boss with a sledgehammer
B. Confesses that she returns his love and has been waiting for this moment forever
C.Laughs and then tells everyone that she's really a boy. "HAd ya fooled, didn't I?"

A.

*Boss gets smashed by Bijou's sledgehammer*

Bijou: *whipering to Boss* We'll talk later.

*soon, all the Ham-Hams are having a picnic*

Maxwell: *lalala* I'm having a picnic with my Girl-Ham. */lalala*

Sandy: Aww... you're so silly Maxwell.

*suddenly, Sandy spots Stan and he is...*

A. ...trying to go to Mexico in order to meet his conterpart.
B. ...flirting with one of the Ham-Girls.
C. ...flirting with one of the Hamtopian girls.

[OOC: I've deleted Alex's post and my own reminder post as well. Umm... I guess that's all.]

A trying to get to mexico to meet his conter part.... he

A. goes by train
B. walkes
C. take a bird and flys

C - take a bird

The bird

A. Eats him
B. Drops him off right in Abu's hands irl
C. Buys him a sombrero in mexico

B.

*Stan lands on Abu's hands (in real life)*

Abu: Ah, my precious!

Stan: Dude, did you realize you've watched Lord of the Rings too many times?

Abu: Who cares, I've finally got you now.

*Stan only had one thing to do in order to escape...*

A. Tell Abu that Bijou is being flirted on by some unknown guy.
B. Try to go Super Saiyen!
C. Yell out "Zeeky Booky Doog!" and hope for the best.
D. Tell Abu that he secretly whispers to horses.

A. Tell Abu that Bijou is being flirted on by some unknown guy.

With a shocked look of hurt and confusion, Abu:

a. turns into a super sayan
b.pees his pants
c.goes to bijou's house to check it out
d. Goes online where the only person on is kitsu - and cries to her

d

abu:*cries stuff to kitsu*

kitsu:pfft do you think i care?

abu

a. cries more
b.gets hit by kitsu
c.leaves
d.breaks into a mental condition

C.

*Abu leaves and goes to his house*

Abu: Darn it. Bijouy is being flirted on by some unknown guy. What am I supposed to do?

*suddenly, a mysterious person send him an instant message*

IM from ???: If you want your Bijouy, you must do one of three things...

*and so Abu obeys ???'s command by...*

A. Getting tickets to the Monaco Grand Prix.
B. Changing his name to Apu and set up a store called the Kwik-E-Mart.
C. Becoming a girl scout and sell cookies.
D. Actually, he doesn't and proceeds to argue with the ??? person.

D.

the unknown guy:
A.blocks him
B.puts up with the argueing
C.sighns off
D.puts up away message

A.
Abu says "darn"
then he
A. Goes crazy
B. Asks someone else for help
C. Decides to change his name to Apu and set up a store called the Kwik-E-Mart

C. Abu changes his name to apu and opens up a kwik-e-mart

Apu (abu) sits there considering his dilemma when a fat almost bald man walks in... Apu asks the man for advice. The fat man tells him to lock himself in a storage shed of meats and his true love will come save him..
Apu
1.Locks himself in a storage shed of meats and awaits his true love
2.Realizes his stupidity and just goes to see bijou
3.Shoots the fat man
4.Says, "FREAKING FREAK! I have to do THAT?!" And pees his pants.

number 4.

apu (abu) sees bijou walking by he:
A.Falls head over heels
B.decides to break up with her, since hes in love with some1 else
C.Goes over and hugs her
D.Changes his pants
E. Says hi.

D followed by C.

*after Apu changes his pants, he goes over and hugs Bijou*

Apu: Bijouy, I haven't seen you in so long.

Bijou: Teehee. It's only been a couple of hours. What are you doing in a convenience store?

Apu: Well...

A. "I live here."
B. "I was told that I can talk to animals in stores. It's a long story..."
C. "Wait... this is a convenience store? And why is my name Apu?"
D. "Nothing."
E. "Ehhhh..." *block* j/k

A. I live here.
And this is no ordinary convenience store.
Abu presses a button and all the tables turn over to reveal that it's actually a speak-easy.. some smooth jazz plays in the background as abu

a.Asks bijou to dance
b. Says, "Jeebus, this place is so modern aged" and runs away
c.Confesses his secret life to bijou as he takes off his t-shirt to reveal a pleather girdle...
d. Starts crying and asks bijou if she likes that other guy...

b.

Where does abu run?
a.) to a wal mart pantie section
b.) bijous house
c.) his house
d.) the white house to see bob dole and george washabush

a. the wal-mart pantie section

where bijou just happens to be trying on pink panties. Abu peeks.

Bijou
a.kicks him in the nuts.
b.squeels and covers up quickly
c. Yells a bad word and attracts the manager to the scene
d.asks him if the panties make her look fat...

d.
abu says
1. no u dont
2. jebus u r scary
3. doesnt say anything, runs for his life to coremaster
4.faints

(note: I have a HUUUGE obsession with CUTE PANTIES O_O I promised never to mention it (because it disturbs people) before you joined here, I think. They don't disturb me ;/)

I love how this whole topic is about you now...


2. says, "jebus you're scary."

bijou says. "jebus you're rad."

then she
a.dies
b.turns into a mermaid
c.sets abu on fire and laughs maniacally
d.starts gouging out the nearest wal-mart employees eyes with a spork.

d.

abu
1.cries
2.starts going out with panties
3.goesw home
4.jumps off a cliff

a. abu cries

bijou
a.gouges his eyes out
b.stuffs panties in his mouth to shut him up
c. takes him in her arms and sings him a lullaby
d.cries too

b

abu
1.spits the panties at her
2.slaps her across the face
3.gets into a fight with the manager
4.spits the panties at the manager
5.comits suicide
6.gets arrested for stealing panties

2. abu slaps her across the face..


bijou
1.laughs at his girly slap
2.slaps him back
3.shoots a spirit bomb at him
4.calls the cops and abu gets arrested
5.vomits on him
6.gives him a big kiss and declares that she is a masochist.

2. slaps him back

abu:
a.begs to be her boyfriend again
b.kisses her like there is no tommorrow
c.dies
d.faints

b. kisses her like no tomorrow

bijou...
a.kisses him back
b.slaps him again
c.bijou's new bf appears and beats up abu
d.faints

ookay, this is soo not like what would really happen now.

OCC:we no! just haven fun!

a.
bijou
1. makes abu her bf again
2.slaps her new bf
3.kisses abu
4.**inky runs away cause of all the kissin**

2. Slaps her new boyfriend

abu...
a.Goes to emergency contraceptive because he thinks kissing gets boys pregnant
b.Vomits. On himself and bijou.
c.Lets out a totally out of place and innappropriate fart
d.Makes out with the lobsters in the tanks at wal-mart
e.Makes out with the manager.

c.

bijou
1.faints
2.farts
3.u decide

1.

abu:
A.runs away
B.takes bijou to the docter
C.cries
D.nothing

d

abu and bijouy admit they were just acting very wierd for they are on drugs. And so,

a. They both makeout with the manager
b. They take more drugs
c. They apologize and go to one of their houses
d. They find the next level of SSJ!!!

a. both make out with the manager

The manager...
a.MAkes out with them
b.Hits them with trouts
c.Takes off a constume to reveal he is santa clause
d.Is a manechin.

c.

abu and bijou
1.explode
2.faint
3.don't care, they make out anyways

3.

Maxwell wonders how in the world this Choose Your Own Adventure Book made it to his shelf. He decides to:

A: Stop and re-shelve it
B: Continue reading
C: Do the foxtrot

B

The drugs wear off

::noserubb::

and they have no idea what they just did.

They

a. apologize to the manager
b. run AWAAAYYY
c. Go to Abu's House
d. Go to Bijouy's House
e. Abu tries to get Bijouy to let him look at the panties in the pantie section

vomits... eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

A followed by C.

*at Abu's house*

Abu: We're finally here.

Bijou: Yes. I am so glad to be at your house.

*somewhere that is away from the current plot...*

*...at the Hamtopia Dance Floor*

DJ Ham: Dance your tails off everyone!

*everyone is dancing; suddenly...*

A. The music stops, which drives everyone nuts.
B. The roof disappears. Since it was raining outside, everyone gets wet.
C. DVGBA flirts with a random girl.
D. Actually, nothing out of the ordinary is happening, which goes to show you that the above are usually normal for some reason (AKA all of the above).

B.

A.everyone screams
B.ignores it
C.are very annoyed

B.

*believe it or not, everyone was ignoring the rain*

*meanwhile, the camera crew for Ripley's Believe It Or Not were right outside*

Cameraman: I hope the dance is crazy...

*as they enter, they spot...*

A. DVGBA flirting with a random girl.
B. InkyGirl spiking random food.
C. a random Hamtopian couple making out right in front of them.
D. DJ Ham. He then asks, "do you have a question?"