Ham-Hams in The Martix:Reloaded

Karl:*stands there staring blankly into space*

:maxwell: : Uh...wern't we suppost to be doing something?

Karl: *shurgs* I dunno something is bound to happen......

*a Sentinal appears an turns towards Karl and Maxwell aiming it's sharp tentacles at Karl*

Karl: Hey, look this robot's coming on to me....

*J in the loading bay*J:Cappy I need some guns.
:cappy: :Okey here they are.
*thousands of guns go past J's head**J takes to huge Machine guns.J:Good.

:maxwell: : Karl I think you're mistaken about that robot coming on to you, I think it wants to kill you!

Karl: Oh come on haven't you heard the number one rule of a robot?

:maxwell: : And that is?

Karl: A robot must never harm a human being.

:maxwell: : But...you're a hamster...

Karl: Oh..........well darn.

*the Sentinal gets ready to strike the poor helpless hamsters*

*J appaers out of no where to help Karl and Maxwell*J:Here you darn senitel*shots machine guns a the Senitel.

Karl: *notices J helping him out* Uh, thanks....I guess.

:maxwell: : Come on Karl let's flee!

Karl: Run? We can't run! Not after what I've seen J do!

:maxwell: : You really think he'll let you in his agentcy?

Karl: Yeah, I mean there was that one time I worked for an agentcy.

*flashes back*

*The Ghostbuster Car pulls in front of a house and Karl runs in later there is a male ghost helping out a women with pottery, Karl later comes in the room sucking up the ghost with the l337 Ghost Buster equipment*

Karl: That'll be 5 bucks.

ROFL! The Martix?! :lol:

*an unknown firgure is standing a few miles away from everyone else her face is enclosed in a small red mask only her nose and mouth can be seen, a smile spreads across her face as she watches from afar*

*agents pop up every where*J:Oh no

Ah right on time.

J:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

:maxwell: : As a representative of planet Earth let me be the first to say... *the agent all of a sudden rams his hand into Maxwell's chest and he starts to change* This...doesn't look good. :blink:

Hm.......impressive.

:maxwell: : *continue's to be transformed* Uh guys...A LITTLE HELP HERE!!

J:Oh no.Sorry I don't know how to help! ::WOOBBBABABABABABABABABABABABAB Wait here *gives :maxwell: a cure.*

Karl: I don't think that's gonna do it...

*the transformation on Maxwell is then finished, Maxwell now looks EXACTLY like the agent*

Karl: Hah! It only takes two agent clones to beat Karl!

*both of the agents grin evily*

Karl: Uh, I mean three.

Both Agents: *groan*

J:Cappy more guns!
:cappy: :ok,Ok here*20 machine guns appaer in a bag**J grins evilly*J:Bye,bye Agent Ham.

*the mask on her face starts to shine for a few moments as another grin appears on her face*

Karl: J, were gotta be careful who we shoot at, Maxwell's one of the agents and there's no way I wanna lose a friend right now. *picks up an MP5*

J:How do we tell which ones him?

Karl: That's the thing....*gulp* we don't.

J:Look the really tall one!

Hm....this should be interesting

OCC: You said that already :blink:

IC:

Karl: *smacks self* Oh jeez I should have seen that coming. Alright let's just go for the agent beside him. *loads the MP5 he's carrying*

OOC: I couldn't see my post for some reason it just had a large open space and I thought I didn't even type anything XD

*takes out a machine gun* :cappy: :Thats the J:I don't care!

*does a kick-jump off one of the walls and lands on a high platform she does this to get a better view of things*

*sees the ham-ham**shots at her*J:That will show her!

Karl: Uh, I think that was a friend....

J:Well,it was just a warning.

*as the bullets wiz by her she does a kick-jump off the wall and into the air she then starts to decend to the ground landing with a loud thump*

*she slowly lefts her head up as she starts to speak in a soft voice* I've been watching you and seems as if the agents are becoming more aggrissive then ever but I would be glad to lend a paw.

Karl: Good, maybe you can help us take em out, and and by the way, don't shoot the tall one that one there's my friend who was turned into an agent. There's still good in him.

*she turns her head looking at the very tall agent which seems to be taller then the rest* Ah him.

*tiger is watching all of this from some building in the distance, she has vision that is betetr than a normal hamster's so she can see much farther* pathetic.....i will help just not right away, after all they still have a chance to prove that they aren't pathetic *jumps to the next building which brings her a little closer to the action but not by much*

*all the agents jump on me*J:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*all the agents go flying off*J:explode*shots two machine guns at them expept the tall one*

*her mask shines as she looks at one of the agents, 3 of them start to fire at her she spins around in a circle causing the bullets to bounce off of her it may look that way but she is actually deflecting the bullets with a knife she is holding, she stops spinning looking at the agents from behind her silver mask* Your way to slow you'll have to shoot faster then that if you hope to hit me.

Karl:*grabs a nearby pole swings his paw in a taunting motion toward the agents*

*the mask on her face starts to do a retro scan of the agents* hmmmmmmm.......these agents are no different from the one's I've seen before.