read this over and over out loud to yourself until you can Stand it no more..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was on a bottle I got at a restaurant last night........

Today, friend! You came with me of the venture where we are large, it is and until? as for you? we being terrible dies being the cause, it is good, us it goes out directly, to the small land let us permit the paper and the paper by-product which are eaten we cause to thing us who are regretted for our smart foolishness.!

..........................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?! hehehehehe.......that is officially the funniest thing I have ever heard....

oO for no reason at all, I have translated a version of greensleeves into Japanese................hehehehe

My love of the Alas namely you
the discourteously do me,
by mistake in order to throw me.
I being healthy dearly for the sake of,
having long you, rejoice at your company.
Chorus:
But who whether
my woman greensleeves,
the Greensleeves was my joy
which my joy entirely is the Greensleeves,
the Greensleeves is my center of the gold.

...........................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?!

thats about as funny as Kids Next Door is cool. KND isn't cool thus that isn't funny.

Yeah
that wasnt that funny

This is funny

One time I shot an elephant in my pajammas
What it was doing in my pajammas ill never know

Duda du Chh

lol! XDDDDd

*Starts twitching*

Ther.....apy.....O_o ......... o_O..

you know thats funny

yeah admit it turkey! =D

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