(To be honest it's been a little boring on the RPG boards, so I think it's time to fire up another random RPG, in this one Karl suddenly vanishes *insert Psycho theme here*)

CoreMaster: Hey hams, has anyone seen Karl come in the clubhouse recently?

:pashmina: :No. Why do you ask? Maybe he's busy or something or maybe....
*Pashmina vanishes in a flash of light*

panda:whats goin on here!?!? *panda vanishes*

CoreMaster: What the?......Ok this is wierd, all kinds of hams are suddenly vanishing. *takes eye of a wierd door* Hmmm...what's this. *opens door to reveal an alternate dimention* Oh, that explains everything.

Somewhere far, Far, FAr, FAR away....
:pashmina: :Uhhh....Guys? Someone? I don't mean to be annoying but....THERE'S A GIANT MONSTER WHO WANTS ME TO MAKE SCARFS FOR HIM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

Karl: *echoing* Hello? Can anyone hear me?

CoreMaster: Karl, where are you?

Karl: *echoing* Um, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am.

CoreMaster: Ya, that explains ALOT!

Karl: *echoing* What the?....No, stop please, noooooo!!!

CoreMaster: Karl?....Karl?

:pashmina: :Hello? Someone? Does anyone care?! HELLO!!!!!! Anyone?

Meg: Um, what? *vanishes without a trace and in thin air*

Meg: Helloooo....some...AHH!!!! =O A ghost! Someobdy help me! I'm in a...a cave..a ghost's chasing me away! Please anyham help me! ::roar:: CoreMaster?! Karl?! Pashmina?! Panda?! Oh, no... :drat:

:pashmina: :(To monster) But I don't wanna make a giant striped scarf for you!

Meg: *runs to Pashmina* Hey, are you okay?! I lost the ghost. Lemme at the monster. *takes out the broom and the magic sword* Hiyah! Whoo-paa! Whoops, that's not enough. Maybe we'll have to try..AGAIN!!! HIYAH!!!!

:pashmina: : :blink: uhh.....who knew Meg was so strong? :blink:

Meg: Oh, that's 'cause I've been working out in fitness and taking sword pracitce since last month in my owner's backyard. And my owner is followed by a dog. His name is Sparky. He helps me. Ohh, *slashes sword again* Let's go find the others. :lol:

:pashmina: :umm...thanks....I think...come on let's go help the others!

OOC: hey ppl! what did i miss? i'm so sorry that i haven't been posting
because my STUPID (emphasis on stupid) computer wouldn't let me in!!!!
anyways, can i join? i wanna be my made up ham, TK!

Tk:HEY!! can't ya slow down?
*panting* I....wanna.....help!
*brings out staff*
i'm a magician, ya know!

*Wakes up from sleeping next to Snoozer* *Notices Dimension in closet*
Alex:What the?!?

*He looks in and sees a giant block of cheese*

Cheese: I am the cheese!
Alex:Not your not I am!
Cheese: I am
Alex: oh no you dont!

*Alex jumps the cheese and starts punching it.
*He beats it up and it runs away*
Alex: TO THE CHEESE!
ALL HAIL THE CHEESE!!
i AM THE CHEESE!!!
FUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Alex:Hmmm..where is everybody?^^

What was I smoking when I wrote that??!?

Just kidding I'm drug free.^^

*Scuffy and Yerika walk in Clubhouse*
Scuffy:odd usually more Ham-hams r here right Yerika?*Yerika vanishes*
Scuffy:Yerika??Yerika???YERIKA????!!!!
*sees CM and Alex*
Scuffy:Where r the Ham-hams??
*sees portal*
Scuffy:that answers my question.

T.K: thats wierd.......
all of us girls are here..........why aren't the boys?
the only thing i'm worried about is my boy ham:
GRAY!!!!!! *starts crying*

Alex:Gah..I hate the sound of girls crying, wheres that coming from anyway?
*yells into closet*
Alex:Hello?!?!?!

*Gray runs into the clubhouse*
Gray: what's happening?
Is everyone alright?
i heard someone scream my name!
*take out magic sword*
where is T.K?

*Looks at magic sword*
Alex:Gah....*drools* pprreettttyy.......
*Spat looks around for pitchfork*

This RPG is dead isn't it?

Too bad, I liked it.

OOC: thats for sure.

Gray: Hey!
i just waxed my sword, you're gonna get drool all over it.

:pashmina: :hmmm....now how do we get out of this demension?
*Sees big flashing neon sign that reads "THIS WAY TO REGULAR WORLD"*
:pashmina: :Ummmm.....okay I'll leave now...
*Walks out of demension and back into clubhouse*