ok. This is not a strict school with freaky rules, this is a school with no rules! ^^ The only rule is NO SEXUAL HARRASMENT! :lol: but thats a given.

You SHOULD be a made-up ham, well, your Hamtopian Ham...because version 1 is the school dance. I'm my ham Jewel.

Class one: Its Math, but instead of doing math, you do what you want!


HEY PEOPLE!!!

Lila: IF YOU DON'T PARTICIPATE IN MATH, I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN >O

Jewel: But, why do you like math?

Lila: Math is FUN-tastic =D *breaks into song and dance*

Jewel: pokay then......... *gets out 100 peach rings* Ok. If I have 100 peachy fizz rings and I eat 47 of them *eats 47 rings* ugh... *burp* how many do i have left?

Lila: Well, Miss Baggers, you will have....This many! *holds up 3 fingers*

*sits in his office, preparing his notes for his upcoming history class that he teaches: Civil War and Reconstruction*

OK, now...first day of class....start with a brief overview of the slavery question from the Compromise of 1820 to the election of 1860....check. If there's time left, let them out early. Get on their good side...it helps....Oooh! Offer them candy....yeah...*opens a bag of Starburst*

Drat....I forgot my markers! How am I gonna write on the board now....*sighs*

ooo I can do whatever I want eh?
*sleeps*

:ball: *walks into class with ball*
whats up my fellow ham-hams!?

Does cartwheels

Sand-bag: So...Lila, 100-47 equals three? How interesting. but, the correct answer in fact is 53.

*Slithers up to the chalkboard*

*Draws a picture of an octopus eating S/J/H*

"Teacher is The Lame-o!!"

does this scholl have musico depoartmento?

:lol:

But Quixer, I'm not the teacher. :lol:

*wakes up*
IM THE TEACHER, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...
...
Nvermind...
*sits at his desk* o_o_o

:ball: i like playing with my fav red ball

*starts drawing*nuu i messed it up! *erases the whole pic* *closes sketchpad and puts on head phones*yay punk rock 101! ^^

*starts lecturing his class, but soon finds EVERY Hamtopian asleep in their desks*

Well, I could always use some more reading time...*puts his feet up on the desk and continues his book on Albert Sidney Johnston*

Karl: *thinks* Okay, just walk in there like nothing happened, you're exactly 2 hours late. Okay Karl you can do this. *opens the door and walks in, while he's in he hears the teacher's lecture, he falls asleep and falls face first on the floor*

*sits there in the corner playing with ball* :ball: ^_^ llalala

*looks up from his book to see Karl face down on the floor*
Holy Hungarian Halibut, Batman! A casualty!
*runs over to Karl, but only to see that he's asleep...drags Karl over to the bookcase and leans him up against it*

*suddenly sees chazzydaz playing with a ball and wonders if she's lost*

OOC: Awwwwww, you're av is cute!

*plays with purple ball*

*eats a chocolate* yoy chocolate! ^_^

:ball: did someone say chocolate?!

*has VERY much lost control of his class*
Well...no surprise there...:lol:

*jumps on top of his desk and hair brush Chungs*

*sits there watching the teacher*
:ball: i think the teacher has finally lost it

did someone say grab hamster dude and stick a lit match up his a$s?

:ball: come 2 think of it i think they did say that

No, I think they said that I'm a prude and I should mow my grass. Either that, or I need a Q-tip.

*walks out of the class room whisteling with a box of mathces hanging oht of his back pocket and a strnage smell of burniong pork emintaitng form the class room*

*has been sleeping on the celing the pass few hours*

**sits alone in the dark corner of the room, crying and crying, singing his poetry alone**

O.o *plugs his ears*Evil poetry

*goes to the middle of the room, falls down and goes to sleep* ::zu:zu:zu::

*grumbles at all his students lying around sleeping and such*

*scratches his fingernails across the blackboard*

throws a lit match box into the class room at the black board

O.O NOOOOOOOO!

**Does a wannabe MATRIX-stunt move and slows time, and runs to the match, taking it and blowing off the flame.**

Moki: Mwa ha! You ain't hot anymore. Get my drift?

Pandemonium: Wha?! But..how?!

Moki: Uhh..hehehe ::FIRE::

**Moki morphs into a cup of pudding**

EEEEEEEEEEEEP! Fire drill! *herds the class outside* Well, if the school burns down, at least the air is fresh out here...*takes a deep breath*

*feed the moki pudding to hamster dude*


hahahahaha no one takes away my anarchic entertainment

The reason there's a fire is because....i set the whole school on fire!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA*cough* Ah HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!