Here's a new game, just add more onto the phrase based on cool things you can do in a video game that you wish you could do in real life or that would be handy.

If life were a video game... we could carry a number of objects, namely lengthy ones, on our back without a sheath.

We could bust up into every house in the neighbor hood and search thru things for randomly stashed money and items .... And this was considered ok.

we could recover to perfect health just by sleeping overnight.

If life were a video game... I could make a living fighting random enemies.

if life were a video game, I could smack Garnet's ass and not get slapped in the face for it.

BUMP!

If life were a video game, I could die (as long as I wasn't stabbed in the back), and be brought back when someone throws a feather at me.

If life were a video game, I could run around for hours without getting worn out and best of all defy the laws of gravity (think Sephi and Cloud in their sword fights).

If life were a video game, i could defy all known laws of gravity

way to not read vespertine's post stephen griffiths.
:p

if life were a videogame i would wear the same exact outfit everyday and nobody would care

In his defence I did forget to mention to try not to repeat any lol

If life were a video game I could save a few steps and reach not too distant objects with the Devil Bringer (Nero, DMC4) or The Force (any SW).

if life were a videogame, simply playing my viola at orchestra class would give me and my classmates a morale boost and temporary heightened strenght +20

If life were a video game I would live in constant fear that at many moment we could be rolled up into a Katamari!

if life were a videogame, i'd press X as quickly as possible through all my teachers' lectures then use gamefaqs.com to defeat my finals and exams

If life were a video game...I'd be doing the side quests right now. That's how much I want to do something!

You can do sidequest for me if you like Goda, I don't have nearly enough time in a day to do all the things I'd like to =P

If life were a video game we could get into battles with anyone at anytime and it'd be okay!
Waltz in the store 2 minutes to closing will ya, I don't think so, we battle to decided the outcome. I win you leave, I loose you can go in. The catch...time actualy passes in the real world so by the time the battle is over the store's closed so I win no matter what! Muahahahaha--*this post has been put to hault by the rule Chocobo's*

I'll put it on the list. I've been given some side quests now. I need to sort out a garden and write lots and lots of scripts. It's all fun. Hmm, and I'm sure that you would be able to come up with a way to stop the Evil Shop Person from keeping you out with two minutes. It only takes a second to doink them with a Tonberry Knife (If it were a Tonberry Ninja who could run quickly...ahhhhh Tonberry Ninja).

If life were a video game then I could become more flexible then I already am. You've seen leg over head, but how about leg over head over head muha!

If life was a video game I could choose who to talk to and not have to worry about talking to people I don't want to, because they wouldn't approach me unless they were crucial to the storyline.

^It would turn out that you end up playing the game where everyone is crucial to the storyline...some people have to die ya' know, they're crucial =P

If life were a video game all of your clothes would dry within a maximum of 30 seconds after getting out of a pool of water.