Title: Fighting Tournament
Description: Find out who is really the best!
tidus sucks - March 18, 2004 11:57 PM (GMT)
Fighting Tournament 2004
MATCH 1 - Kimari V.S. Rikku
Reported and dubed by:
The good people of Final Fantasy Forum
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO THE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT 2004!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: As you know this is the first official Tourment since the Sin incident that happen about 3 years ago!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: Now enough about me talking…let me hand it over Kryptonite_Dude. (Hands Mic over to Kryptonite_Dude)
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF SPIRA AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!
Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)
Kryptonite_Dude: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.
Kryptonite_Dude: The rules are simple in this contest:
* Both Contestants can only use 2 Skills or Magic.
* Each member has 9999 HP and 9999 MP
* You can’t leave the ring
* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS
* And no asking T.S to give you more time or a handicap!
T.S: Yeah! You bums fight for yourself…I gave you more than a week to prepare.
Kryptonite_Dude: We hope you enjoy the fight and the entire tournment…Well we waited long enough so let the match begins!
(Lights dim and spotlights appear in the two corners)
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and gentleman our starting match is a classic between the two opposite members of the FFX cast!
(Spot light lands on Kimari)
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner he is the meanist of the group! The master of the Spear, the man from Ronso, The man with the broken horn! Kimari!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Kryptonite_Dude: Kimari has decided to take these 2 skills
*Aqua Breath*
*Nova*
Kryptonite_Dude: I hope you’ll do well Mr. Kimari!
Kimari: The hell? broken horn! It sounded good till you got to that part!
(Walks to his corner)
Kryptonite_Dude: And now!!! (Rikku walks out)
Kryptonite_Dude: And Kimari’s opponent tonight is….the girl from Al Bhed, inventor, and a single child, she has the most annoyingest voice you ever heard! Rikku!!!
Kimari: Annoyingest isn’t a word!
Kryptonite_Dude: um…yes…sorry about that.
Rikku: HEY EVERYONE!!! I’M GONNA WIN!!! ^_^ Let’s go Kimari…
Kryptonite_Dude: Rikku has decided to take these moves:
*Grenades*
*Quick Hit*
Rikku: HIYA! Kimari!!!
Kimari: We are supposed to be fighting each other!
Kryptonite_Dude: Now Ladies and Gentleman…Get ready for Match#1
Kimari: (What a bunch of bad attacks she’ll lose for sure…)
Rikku: (The announcer is cute ^_^)
Kryptonite_Dude: READY GO!!!
Kimari: Hehehe You won’t last that long Rikku! Aqua Breath!!!
(Rikku steps away)
Rikku: YOU’LL HAVE TO CATCH ME!!! (Runs around Kimari in a circle)
Kryptonite_Dude: Rikku seems to be confusing Kimari…
Kimari: Damn it! Aqua Breath!!!
(Rikku dodges them)
Kimari: Nuts!
Rikku: (Runs up to Kimari and tackles him the ground)
Kimari: OWCH!
*Kimari Lost 987 HP
Current Standings:
Kimari 9143 HP 890 MP
Rikku 9765 HP 999 MP
Rikku: (Runs away)
Kimari: (She seems to be very quick!)
Rikku Tackles Kimari hard to the ground…
*Kimari takes 1267 HP of damage
Kimari: Ouch…my knee hurts…stupid sand!!!
Rikku: YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!
Kryptonite_Dude: Whoa folks Rikku seems to be attacking Kimari while he using Aqua Breath if he continues to use Aqua Breath Rikku could win.
Kimari: (She’s too fast…wait a sec…)
Rikku runs behind Kimari about to tackle him again
Kimari turns around
Kimari: HELL NO!!! Aqua Breath!
Rikku: WHA? (Rikku goes up in the air and gets droped on the ground)
*Rikku takes 2367 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Kimari 7675 HP (Knee Bleeding) 866 MP
Rikku 7023 HP 999 MP
Rikku: Ouch!
Kimari: COMING RIGHT TO YA! (Casts 5 Aqua Breaths)
(Explosion)
*Rikku takes 5679 HP of damage
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and gentleman Kimari is now dishing out his blue magic but will Rikku counter?
Kimari: (Ha! And to think I had to worry)
Kimari: HUH?
Rikku: Quick Hit!!!
Kimari goes flying!
*Kimari takes 3800 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Kimari 3980 HP (Knee Bleeding, Hurt) 765 MP
Rikku 6589 HP (Battered) 976 MP
Kimari: What a sneaky attack…
Rikku: Well Kimari the sphere grid is a nice invention! ^_^
(Walks up to Kimari)
Rikku: I’ll spare you more pain if you say something out loud to everyone!
Kimari: …
Rikku: Tell em all that Machines are better than Blue Magic
Kimari: …Never…
Rikku: (Kicks him)
*Kimari takes 345 HP of damage
Rikku: What was that?
Kimari: NEVER! Aqua Breath!!!
Rikku: (Dodges it)
Rikku: Grenades!
(Both attacks collided)
Kryptonite_Dude: Both of them look tired but Rikku looks like she has an ace up her sleeve.
Rikku: Ha…(Starts Running) Catch me if you can!
Kimari: (Gets up)
Kimari: I have to try Nova…but she might attack me with Quick Hit or tackling me…
Kimari: HEY Rikku MACHINES BLOW!!!
Rikku: What!!! (Runs up to him) What the hell did you say!
Kimari: (Chants)
Rikku: Hey when I talk to you I DEMAND AN ANSWER!
Kimari: Hehehe…
Rikku: OH…SHIT…(Starts Running)
Kimari: Nova!
Rikku: WHAAAAAAA!!!
(Explosion in the center of the arena)
*Rikku takes 6008 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Kimari 3345 HP (Knee Bleeding) 866 MP
Rikku 908 HP 999 MP
Kimari: (Walks up to Rikku)
Rikku: O…Ow…
Kimari: Blue Magic is the way to go…(Raises his spear)
Rikku: AHHHHH!!!
*Rikku takes 1098 HP of damage!
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN HERE IS YOUR WINNER Kimari!!!
Announcer: Congratulations Kimari for your win!
Kimari: It’s easy!
Announcer: You’ll advance to the next round either against Jecht or Lulu!
Kimari: 0_0’
Announcer: Kimari do you have anything to say about your next match
Kimari: Jecht Bring it on you old fag! And Lulu…I know you love me that’s why you won’t hurt me!
Kimari: Pretty much I’m gonna win this contest!
Announcer: Strong words by the winner today Kimari!
NEXT MATCH: Seymour V.S Wakka
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS
Ross - March 19, 2004 02:15 AM (GMT)
You spelt "Kimarhi" wrong.
tidus sucks - March 19, 2004 11:12 AM (GMT)
I know, I always spell it this way cuz im used to it...
now back to work...
tidus sucks - March 19, 2004 11:34 AM (GMT)
Fighting Tournament 2004
MATCH 2 - Seymour V.S. Wakka
Reported and dubed by:
The good people of Final Fantasy Forum
Annoucer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to our 2nd bout of this week!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: DO YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE A FIGHT OR WHAT!
(Crowd Cheers)
Guy: Hey make sure you hide those blitzballs!
T.S: Why?
Guy: Don’t you read the program? The man is here!
T.S: Eh?
T.S: Oh that guy…don’t worry…I’ll hide his precious blitzballs.
Annoucer: Once again I’ll hand it over to Mr. Kryptonite_Dude (Hands Kryptonite_Dude the mic)
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF SPIRA AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!
Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)
Kryptonite_Dude: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.
Kryptonite_Dude: The rules are simple in this contest:
* Both Contenders can only use 2 skills or Magic
* Each member has 9999 HP and 9999 MP
* You can’t leave the ring
* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS
* And no asking T.S to give you more time or a handicap!
T.S: These people don’t need my help…
Kryptonite_Dude: We hope you’ll enjoy today’s match…
(Lights dim and spotlights appear in the two corners)
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and gentleman our next match is between the so-called freaks of FFX
(Spot light lands on Seymour)
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner he is the evilest of the group. The master of magic, Seymour!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Seymour: Hiya Lulu! I’m on T.V.!
Lulu: Concentrate Seymour! ^_^
Duff Man: DUFF MAN WANTS YOU TO WIN!
Seymour: ??? WHAT’S HE DOIN HERE!
Lulu: Were Business partners remember after FFX-2 I got a job as a Duff CoLulution Sponser.
Seymour: I’ll deal with you later…after I take out the blitzball Boy
Fan: Wakka RULEZ
Tidus: Oh shut up! (Pegs him with a rock)
Tidus: HAHAHAHA
Yuna: That was rude!
Tidus: Who cares! I can be a total jerk and no one can stop me!
Lulu: THUNDARA!
(Tidus gets Fried)
Tidus: …O…W…
T.S: Thanks Lulu! CAN WE PLEASE START THE MATCH!
Lulu: Fine…
Kryptonite_Dude: Seymour has decided to take these 2 Spells
*Bio*
*Flare*
Kryptonite_Dude: I hope you’ll do well Mr. Seymour!
Seymour: Of course I have a lovely lady at my side!
Kimari: YOU RULE Seymour!
Seymour: …
All: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Walks to his corner)
Kryptonite_Dude: And now!!! Here he is!!! (Wakka Walks out with a blitzball)
Crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Auron: …(Walks behind Tidus)
Tidus: Auron?
Auron: This sword is ready for you!
Tidus: I can always beat you!
Auron: Shooting Star! (Blows Tidus away)
Tidus: WHA!!!
Kryptonite_Dude: Let’s give a big hand to Auron!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHH!!!
Auron: Aww…geez…(Stay cool…)
Kryptonite_Dude: And Seymour opponent tonight is….The man from Besaid, he comes into the arena!!
Wakka: (Looking at the blitzball) Ah…such a design…
Kryptonite_Dude: The master fighter, EVERYONE FAVORITE HERO, THE MAN WHO MAKES FINAL FANTASY X AS IT IS!!! Wakka!
Crowd: YEAHHHH!!!
Seymour: Holy shit…looks like the fans ain’t on my side…
All: …
Kryptonite_Dude: Wakka has decided to take these Moves:
*Tornado*
*Attack Reels*
Wakka: Were gonna win!
Seymour: Going down blitz boy!
All: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Seymour: Hey!
Kryptonite_Dude: Now Ladies and Gentleman…Get ready for the second match this week
Seymour: (Damn…Tornado…not that)
Kryptonite_Dude: READY GO!!!
Wakka: WHAAA!!!
Seymour: (Brings out his rod and hits Wakka)
* Wakka takes 567 HP of damage
Wakka: Ouche!!! (Gets hit again)
*Wakka takes 789 HP of damage
Seymour: WHY AREN’T YOU ATTACKING ME!!!
Wakka: Ah…you were made with special material…
Seymour: (Faints)
Seymour: THE HELL!!! CAN’T YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU RETIRE!!!
Wakka: You don’t understand the beauty of blitzballs!!!
Lulu: Seymour!
Seymour: Eh?
Lulu: Leave it up to me! Fire!!! (Fires three shots at the blitzball)
Wakka: NOOOOOO!!!
*Wakka takes 1378 HP of damage
Current Standings:
Seymour 9978 HP 999 MP
Wakka 8013 HP 999 MP
Crowd: OHHHH!!!
Wakka: My…blitzball…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
Lulu: Oh Shit…
Duff Man: Duff Man will protect you!
Kryptonite_Dude: Oh my Wakka is leaving the Arena and attacking those two people!
Tidus: HEY HE’S CHEATING HE CAN’T LEAVE!
~!*YuNa*!~: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Tidus: Hey who the…(Sees ~!*YuNa*!~’s Ax)
Tidus: Um…never mind…
Wakka: HOW DARE YOU DESTORY THE PRIDE OF JOY OF MY LIFE! I’LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES!
Wakka: Go Blitzballs!
Blitzballs: (Turns into Ice and freezes Duff Man)
Duff Man: FROSTY AND COOL…(Turns into a icicle)
Lulu: AHHH!!!
Wakka: No! I can’t hurt a Woman!
Seymour: Lulu! Flare!
Wakka: Eh? (Gets hit by the hurricane!)
*Wakka takes 2013 HP of damage!*
Current Standings:
Seymour 9902 HP 967 MP
Wakka 5987 HP 959 MP
Kryptonite_Dude: WAKKA IS DOWN! AND Seymour IS GONNA FINISH THIS OFF WITH ONE FINAL ATTACK!
Seymour: Flare!
(Wakka jumps out of the way)
(Boss Battle theme plays)
Wakka: Hump! How dare you attack me with a peace of wood!
Seymour: OH SHIT!
Wakka: Although you are strong…I must punish you!
Seymour: I’m Sorry!!!
Wakka: …YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Seymour: (Hands in front of his face!)
Seymour: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lulu; Seymour!!!
*Seymour takes 3876 HP of damage*
Wakka: Now!!! OH THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF BLITZBALLS!!! SMASH ALL THE ENEMIES!!!
Seymour: I’m dead…
Auron: Impressive!
Tidus: WHOA!
Yuna: That’s my hero!!!
Tidus: But I thought…
Wakka: TORNADO!!!
(Huge Explosion)
*Seymour takes 8007 HP of damage*
Seymour: …Ow…
Crowd: YAY!!!!
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and Gentleman Wakka WINS!!!
Tidus: Thanks a lot Yuna I just missed the best part!
Wakka: Wha…Wha happened?
Kryptonite_Dude: CONGRATUALIONS Mr. Wakka You’ll advance to fight either Lulu or Auron
Auron: …
Lulu: …
Wakka: Lulu!!! YOU AND ME!!!
Auron: I don’t think so…
Man: Hey Mr.Auron your up!
NEXT MATCH: Lulu V.S: Auron
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS
Kryptonite_Dude - March 20, 2004 02:27 AM (GMT)
way kool, keep it coming.
tidus sucks - March 20, 2004 04:20 AM (GMT)
Fighting Tournament 2004
MATCH 3 - Auron V.S. Lulu
Reported and dubed by:
The good people of Final Fantasy Forum
Announcer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to our final Bout of the week!
(Crowd Cheers)
Announcer: ARE YOU READY FOR A CONTEST OR WHAT?
Yuna: Auron…
Jecht: Why are your so worried…I bet all my GIL he’s gonna kick that b****’s ass!
Tidus: I’m betting on Lulu!
Rikku: Who cares!
Jecht: Hey it’s about to start!
Yuna: Hey where’s Wakka?
Rikku: In the back with some guys why?
Yuna: I’m gonna look for him ok?
Tidus: I’ll come with you!
Yuna: Ok!
Rikku: Don’t get lost!
Tidus: What the hell does that mean!
Rikku: The match is starting!
(Yuna and Tidus go to the back. The lights are dim and the maych starts)
Annoucer: Once again I’ll hand it over to Mr. Kryptonite_Dude (Hands Kryptonite_Dude the mic)
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS OF SPIRA AND ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU READY!
Crowd: YEAH!!! (Cheers)
Kryptonite_Dude: Alright as you know the results are randomly determined (Don’t ask me how) and the contenders have been fully rested before the battle.
Kryptonite_Dude: The rules are simple in this contest:
* Both Contenders can only use 2 skills or Magic
* Each member has 9999 HP and 9999 MP
* You can’t leave the ring
* NO ILLEGEL CONTEMPERING WITH THE FIGHTS
* And no asking T.S to give you more time or a handicap!
T.S: …
~!*YuNa*!~: Your sweating…
T.S: This fight is gonna determine the winner I’m sure of it…
~!*YuNa*!~: What about Wakka?
T.S: Don’t worry about him…my goons will take care of him!
~!*YuNa*!~: But sir!
(Door opens)
Red Demon: T.S I got the latest reading on that last move…
T.S: …more than 8000 HP of damage…very good…
T.S: Do it! Mr. Red Demon…We don’t want Wakka interfering with our plans…
(Red Demons walks away)
Kryptonite_Dude: Ladies and Gentleman in this corner! (Auron walks into his corner)
Kryptonite_Dude: This man says little words, born on Spira with a calling to become the greatest Swordsman in the Universe and perhaps he can prove it here tonight! The man with the cold eyes, master of the Katana and the professional Tidus ass Kicker….AURON!
(Crowd Cheers)
Auron: …
Kryptonite_Dude: Auron any words?
Auron: My sword is going through that voodoo freaks chest!
(Crowd cheers)
Kryptonite_Dude: Strong words by Mr.Auron.
Kryptonite_Dude: Auron has decided to take these 2 Moves:
*Power Break*
*Banishing Blade*
(In the back)
Wakka: (I hope Seymour is alright)
(Footsteps)
Wakka: Huh?
(Not far from there)
Yuna: I heard something…did you?
Tidus: Ahh…no…
(Back in the arena)
Kryptonite_Dude: NOW FOR HIS OPPOENT! (Lulu walks out)
Jecht: Here she is!
Kryptonite_Dude: She comes all the way from Besaid! She this the mighty Women with the dolls, The master of the black magic! The heavy drinker!
Duff Man: OH YEAH!!!
Kryptonite_Dude: Lulu!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Jecht: GO Auron!!!
Auron: …
Rikku: YEAH! Lulu SHOW THAT JERK WHAT YOUR MADE OF!!!
Auron: Hey…I thought you wanted me to win dearest?
Jecht: Dearest?
Rikku: No way!
Kryptonite_Dude: Lulu has decided to take these 2 moves:
*Demi*
*Blizzaga*
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTELMAN!!!
Lulu: …
Auron: (Oh those golden grahams! Oh oh those Golden Grahamns! Crispy Crunchy Bran Cereal! Brand new Breakfast treat!)
(In the back)
Wakka: Who are you? (Takes out his blitzball) ANSWER ME!!!
????: Please we don’t wanna hurt you!
????: We only want to make a deal!
Wakka: What?
Red Demon: We were here to buy you out of the Tourment!
Wakka: Huh? But I won my match I’m gonna keep going!
Red Demon: I was afraid of this…but the manager said you been cheating!
Wakka: I thought it was fair!
Tidus: YEAH YOU DID CHEAT!
Wakka: Tidus?
Yuna: Wakka? What’s going on!
Red Demon: Didn’t think it would come down to this but...
Red Demon: (Takes out sword) HIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tidus: WHA!!!! (Flys to the fall)
Tidus: Ouch!
Wakka: Tidus!
Yuna: Wakka!!!
Wakka: Aurochs Reels!
Red Demon: My, you're strong!
(Back in the arena)
Current Standings:
Auron 7654 HP 698 MP
Lulu 6980 HP 765 MP
Auron: I warned you not to screw with me!
Lulu: Demi!
Auron: (Jumps away)
Auron: (Slashes Lulu. Lulu Defends)
Kryptonite_Dude: Truly a fierce battle!!! Auron attacks seem not to be getting to Lulu
Lulu: Demi!
Auron: SHIT!
*Auron takes 1356 HP of damage*
Lulu: (Takes out fire moomba) YAH!
Auron: (Eyes have a fiery look)
Power Break!!!
Lulu: Oh No the moomba!
Lulu: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Lulu Takes 1769 HP of damage*
Auron: Had enough?
Lulu: Ouch…
Auron: DRAGON FANG!!!
Lulu: BLIZZA...
*Lulu takes 4078 HP of damage*
Current Standings:
Auron 6234 HP 498 MP
Lulu 2468 HP 533 MP
(In the back)
Yuna: Cura! (Heals Wakka)
Wakka: Thanks!
Red Demon: Damn it…I can’t keep holding out like this!
Wakka: I’ll ask you! Why does the manager want me out?
Red Demon: …
Yuna: We asked you a question!
Red Demon: …Ha…The whole reputation of the games is at sake!
Wakka: What?
Red Demon: (Starts to glow Purple)
OMEGA FLASH!!!
Wakka: WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Falls to the ground)
Yuna: Wakka!
Red Demon: Hehehe…I may not need to buy you out…
Yuna: RAHHHHHHHH!!!
Red Demon: Ah?
Yuna: (Chants)
BAHAMUT!!!
Red Demon: NO!!!
(Huge explosion outside in the arena)
T.S: WHAT! (Red Demon what are you doing!)
Kryptonite_Dude: Please everyone it was just a minor explosion plase stay in your seats!
Auron: …What was that?
Lulu: AYE!!!
*Auron takes 876 HP of damage*
Auron: Stuck up women this will end!
Auron: Dragon Fang!
Lulu: NOW!!!
Auron: Huh?
Lulu: Blizzaga!
Auron: (Gets hit by Ice and his dragon fang turns into a icicle and crashes on top of Auron)
*Auron takes 6436 HP of damage*
T.S: Whoa!
Crowd: OHHHH!!!
Jecht: …NO…N…O WAY!!!
Auron: …
Lulu: …
Auron: …ohhhhh…(Falls to the ground)
Kryptonite_Dude: LADIES AND GENTELMAN THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED!
Kryptonite_Dude: THE WINNER OF TODAY’S BOUT Lulu!
Wakka: We just got back in time!
Rikku: What happened?
Jecht: Lulu won…
Wakka: Good…
Yuna: We had a problem…but it’s alright now!
Kryptonite_Dude: Do you have anything to say?
Lulu: Don’t make fun of me!
(Crowd Cheers)
T.S: Red Demon…Red Demon!
~!*YuNa*!~: Red Demon is not responding!
T.S: They aren’t quite bad…don’t worry we’ll get him next time
T.S: I already have the perfect weapon to getting rid some of the stronger opponents!
(Meanwhile)
Tidus: OWWWW MY BACK!!!
NEXT MATCH: Jecht V.S: Lulu
ROUND 1- QUAFILERS