Lecherous Tidus

(Hey Tidus_Sucks,I'l follo your story)

Back in the house,everthing was in a mess

Rikku:Pass The Potato Chips Please!^-^

Auron:*Throws Potato Chips At Rikku*

Wakka:Hey!Thats no way to treat a lady,ya?

Rikku:Aww...ShuddaP! =P

In Tidus and Yuna's room,

Yuna:Lalalala~We R Famous The Famous FFX~(Im the most popular ^_^)

Tidus:*Stares at Yuna Bath at the toilet ceiling*

Tidus:My god...Yuna has such slim and f@#ked up figure!!

Yuna:*Looks up* I thought i heard that gay Tidus talking...

Tidus:*OH SHIT!! The things gonna break !*

It Breaks juz like it mentions above ^_^"

Yuna:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Tidus:SHIT!! SHE SPOTTED ME!

Yuna: Help!Help! Its the Lecherous ASSHOLE!!

Tidus:(Better Run)

Tidus:Lucky i escaped

All:SHIT YOU LECHEROUS ASS!!

Tidus:F!@K!Run!!!
I advice only people with age 15 and above see if not SKIP THIS PART!!!!!

All:COME BACK HERE YOU LECHER WE GONNA BREAK YOUR STICK!

Tidus:Eh,why they say break my stick??
Looks down at himself nude.
Tidus: ^-^;;

Rikku:Haiyyaahh!(Jumps on tidus and tears of his stick)

TIDUS:F$@K!!!!!(Stops the bleeding)

All:Hahahahahaha!!!

Tidus:SHIT YOU ALL(Becomes sissy voice)Shit you all curse your momma!!

All:HAHHAHAHHA SISSY!!! We Gonna break your nipples too!

Tidus:*Stares* *Ask Mr T.S help*

Mr T.S: Sure,(Throws him down at All of em)

Tidus: Noooo you betrayer!!

K.D:Nice Job T.S,But you gotta stop on the violence part...

LittleAngel:Here I'l help you !~ ^_^

Tidus:Thanks!

LittleAngel:*Hugs and kiss Tidus's whole body and see his six pack abes*

Tidus:(Shit i expose my muscle)

LittleAngel:HEY! Those are inflated not real!!

Tidus:(Saw LittleANgels Hand Let go)

LittleAngel:S@#CKA!!(Flies away)

Tidus:WHY YOU @#!&@# _|_ BETRAYER!!!

Yuna:Yojimbo!Zanmato!!

Tidus:F@@@@@@@@@#!@$@#$@#$$@#$~@%@#%*(#%K!!!!!

Yuna:HAHAHA,That'll teach you lecher!!

Tidus:(Drops down whole body half)

All:Horray For Yuna!

Back in the house

Lulu:Wakka! Be more responsible for this baby of mine!

Wakka:Yeah yeah cut the crap lulu! you don't have a baby,ya?

Lulu:(Commit Suicide)

Wakka:LULU!!!(Hears Baby Cry)

All:...........

All:Wanna Join Lulu?Wakka?

Wakka:No need(Jumps on his own)

All:This storys getting damn assed up!

All:WIth Sissy and Wakka Dead..Theres peace already =D

K.D:Umm..Mega Phoenix?

All:SHIT YOU!!!

Ross:Now now..

Red Demon:Ok now stop those violence acts

All:KILL THOSE 3!!

K.D,Ross & R.D: RUNAWAY!!!!

Vivi:A b c,Easy as one,two,three~Double Ultima Cast!

K.D,Ross & R.D:We are roasted..Happy?

All:yup and we gonna eat you 3~~

Dinnertime,

All:Yuna come see we got 3 roasted human flesh! Yummy~!

Yuna: ^-^;;

Squall:I'l use my lionheart to chop equal portion for all(Lionheart L.B)

Tifa:I'l Provide Milk~^_^(Squeezes the big balls she has)

All:Wow Fresh milk!Don't put in cups let us juz S@#K it from your balls!=X

Tifa:No way you all lechers!

(Tifa uses Final Heaven)

Zell:I'l Counter That!(FINAL HEAVEN)

Both:Oooo...Im in love...:love:

All:......

Both:Lets Elope Tifa! Lets Elope Zell!

All: The ships ready,heres 500000 gil for you to spend !

Yuna:SHIT THAT 500,000 GIL IS MY SAVING ASS!!!

Yuna:GIMME BACK!(No aeons here but violence,PUNCHES EVERYONE IN THE FACE)

All:Oww...Fine fine here you go(left 1 gil)

Yuna: WHERE IS MY OTHER 499,999 GIL!!! O_O

Rinoa:Oy!Grant you one F()CK3D Up wish.

Yuna:I WANT 5BILLION GIL!

Rinoa:Thats a easy peice of shit

(Rinoa changes Yuna into 5bil gil)

Yuna:SHIT YOU SAID I WANT NOT BECOME!!!

All:YEAH WE ARE RICH LETS SPEND YUNA!!!

Yuna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHA!! Tidus gets taken out by Yuna, I totally claped when I saw that =D

Its too bad that LittleAngel doesnt die but oh well...

Thanks~

Why don't we make one which i and you combine the story?~ ^_^

........
wtf?

~ Cloud
:cloud:

uggh please dont spam like that again (cloud).

you guys definitly team up and make a uber little.. conversation style story thingy. you both have some real skill at them!

umm..im juz a 12 year old kid,btw i write stories for my class =X
:garnet:

You shouldn't know that word!:P

Im a clever arse in english and vulgar = P