Okay This thread is For conversion tests. Me and Steph (ilovedfargo) Have been trying to convert each other...so we decided to make the other one look bad. lol :)

she's right ya know. well here's my test!

TO JAKE LOVERS: THE CONVERSION TEST!
Objective: you should become an *ed* fan.

Name (first name only) __________________
Date _____________


Answer the questions to the best of your abilities! 1-10 is short answer. 10-15 is multiple choice. Go *ed*!!

1. Why is it you like Jake?


2. Why would you choose him over the other two men, Sam and Ed?


3. If something were to happen to Jake, what guy would you turn to, and why?


4. Do you remember the time in book #25 when Gaia was walking out of the coffee shop, trying to get Tatiana help her find her father, when Jake was standing in the doorway. He wouldn’t let her by. She said “I’ll give you two seconds to get out of my way,” and he said “no, please, 4 seconds. No, six seconds.” Then she was going to punch him, and *ed* pulled her hand away. Jake knew that Gaia could kick his butt. What do you think about that?


5. What don’t you like about Ed?


6. What don’t you like about Sam?


7. What do you think will happen in the future with Gaia and Jake? Or Gaia and *ed*? Or Gaia and Sam?


8. Describe *ed* (no vulgar words please). Lol jk…anyways. Describe his good qualities.


9. A random woman I found on ask jeeves says “We were friends for five years before becoming a couple and we now have a very strong marriage.” Do you agree with this? Why or why not? (you gain respect for each other, and know more things about them when you are friends first. “He knows what buttons to push and where to push them.”-gaia.


10. Who gave gaia a bloody nose?
a. *ed*
b. sam
c. jake
d. katia

11. Who waited for Gaia to return his love for more than a year?
a. sam
b. jake
c. josh
d. *ed*

12. Who was there to comfort, console, and take care of Gaia when she was kidnapped by Loki and had a massive fever?
a. jake
b. *ed*
c. sam
d. george

13. Why was *ed* afraid to tell Gaia that she was the one he wanted to have sex with the whole time?”
a. He was afraid he would hurt her if she knew she was hurting him
b. The fear of rejection
c. He was just scared
d. All of the above

14. Who was Gaia’s first big make out partner?
a. *ed*
b. jake
c. sam
d. oliver (groooss)

15. WHO DID GAIA LOSE HER VIRGINITY TO?
a. *ED*
b. *ED*
c. *ED*
d. *ED*

*turn this into me at the end of class and i will give you a grade. jk :) but u can give it back and i can give u my comments if u want! remember *ed* fans, you can take this test too! when you're finish it, post your results!

~steph~
i love ed like a fat kid loves cake.

there are a few typos...on number 14- i dont mean sam (that was a pop kiss). and at the bottom it says "when you're finished it, ..." well i mean when you're finished with it ok?!! everyone take it! its fun i promise.
:-D

Okay heres the Ed test....tryin to convert to a JAKE PERSON! Or Sam..just away from ED!
ARE YOU A TRUE ED FAN??

1) Which guy cheated on Gaia?
a. Sam
b. Jake
c. Ed
d. Loki ( okay thats just...eww)

I'll give ya the answer... C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) Now, Which girl did he cheat with?
a. Heather
b. The evil b**** who we don't like (Tatiana)

It was Tatiana while in an druken state

3) Who would you turn to if Ed was gone? (guys not Gaia)
(well you've got STRONG AND CAPABLE JAKE! ;) and wimpy Sam (NO OFFENSE)

4)Who does Gaia now LURVE?
a. JAKE
b. THE LURVELY JAKE
c. THE LURIVLEST GUY (jake)
d. all of the above!

hint: D! D! D!


well I'll get more soon! :)

Okay, I've got one to convert ppl to Sam fans, and its a really easy one.

Who sacificed his life and everything important to him (including his relationship with Gaia) to make sure that she was safe, even though it practiaclly destroyed him.

a)Ed (Wrong guess again)
b)Jake (What has jake given up for Gaia?)
c)Oliver (isn't he the cause of all Gaia's problems?)
d)Sam (yup that's right, Sam always put Gaia first in his life, no matter how much it hurt him).

I'll come up with more later.

Sam but... Jake jumped in front of a bullet for Gaia...ED HASN"T DONE THAT!

Yeah, but Sam's given up everything, (even some things that can't easily be fixed) Jake only got a flesh wound from the bullet, that can easily heal.

jake hasn't really had as much time to save her life as the other 2 but he did take the bullet and now he won't let her protect him he protects her!!!!!!!!

...

Domino, shut up!!! If you go on, I might become a Sam fan!! Arrgghhh!!!

Hehe...thats the point!

hehe. That's what I'm trying to do. (didn't I tell you I was going to convert you, but subconsiously so you wouldn't notice) Ha, my plan is working!

K, here's another one:

Which guy did Gaia kiss in WSP, and when they admitted that they loved each other, Gaia said that "it felt like coming home."

a) Oliver (that's just gross)
b) Ed (sorry but that isn't the answer)
c) Sam (Yup that's right!)
d) Jake (Why would it be Jake when I just said that the answer was Sam?)

oh man. :( sad memories... gah the old days! when things were just absolutely wonderful

and then came jake <_<


eeee i *hate* it when gaia always says "Out with the old, in with the new" in Freak and Lust. it's like "SHUTUP GAIA" sam is for yoU! :lol:

Whenever Gaia says that, I keep thinking she's running away from the past. Don't ask me why, but you can't just throw out the old, it becomes part of you.

Huh.

Okay, its kind of hard to explain. But Gaia wants to have a normal life right? So she keeps saying "out with the old in with the new" because she wants to forget her past, and start over. That's why she's in denial/won't accept the possibility that Loki may be back. Because Loki is part of the past, so is Sam. She's trying to get away from the past. Hence the reason she chose Jake. Jake isn't familiar with Gaia's past, and won't ask questions. But the reality is that you can't get rid of the past, and start over with new people. Cause the past is always there, you have to deal with it, which is something that Gaia is not doing. And sometimes if you choose to ignore the past, it can make things worse. The past has a funny way of coming up to you and biting you in the ass. And that's only one way to look at it. Its really complicated and I can't really explain it.

jake!

ED!

exactly... i think she's just trying to convince herself that she has to move on with a new life but really she still has feelings for Sam... i mean how can she *not*? he's given up his life for her.

AHH! You people are making me like Sam a LOT more! :)

Hope!~ :o Sorry just posting dis :jumpy:

AHH!! I've gotta get out of this thread...i don't know why i posted it! AHHHHHH! :wacko: :shocked: ;)

I get it. And - shoot me - I think you're right. God!! :o :unsure: :wacko: :stertcher: :drive:

go domino! :bounce:

ok i'm lost somebody tell me what's going on!

Ok basically we're trying to convert ppl to become fans of whatever guy we like. In this case I'm trying to convert ppl to fan fans.

If jake really cared about Gaia, he'd ask questions to make her deal with the past.

Maybe Jake doesn't want her to bring up the hurtful memories of Gaia's past. Plus did Sam know about Gaia's mother...Gaia told Jake about her mother.

Facing the past hurts. No pain no gain. (I hate that quote) But the truth is Gaia has to face the past, sure she's sort of done that with Mary and Jake about her mother, and it hurt but she felt better afterwards didn't she. But it was Sam who she first willingly showed her weakness (blacking out) to wasn't it? And afterwards Sam was cool with it, he had question, and they said they'd talkabout it later, they just never really got the chance.

^_^ I was a Sam fan until he "died" but when he came back there was already Jake. Maybe I'm just a Sam & Jake fan, & I like Jake better?? Can I do that?? :unsure: :drive:

Yeah I guess so :P

FearlessAngel, I really think that you should like Sam more, but since I can't control you, there's nothing much I can do, other than try to convince that Sam is better. You know, free will and all. :P

no liky sam just likey jake jake jake jake jake :bounces: jakejake jake

RAQUEL HELP ME!! I think I'm liking Sam... a whole lot more :( HELP!

guys how do u quote?

NO HOPE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKING ed MORE! :ICK: SAM! EEWE HES SO WIMPY TO ME. I DONT KNOW WHY. SOMEONE CONVERT ME BECAUSE ED IS BEING A TOTAL JERK TO GAIA AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE SO MANY FANS. (BUT I STILL LURVE HIM SOOOO MUCH) I WISH ED WOULD GET OVER HIMSELF AND DO WHAT HE DOES BEST: TALK!

actually...i'm on the same path as fearlessangel (only with ed and jake). i LURVE ed, but i like jake too. which one to choose?

Jake of course. :)

I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to convert me bt pretending you're not trying to convert me...or *clears throat*...well, something like that *clears throat* ^_^ :huh: :unsure: :blink: :wacko:

Press the quote button on top of the post you want to quote.

Definitely Jake. I might be hesitating between Sam & Jake but Ed: NO! Well, he's a good friend for Gaia but when there's anything more it just isn't right & he becomes jealous & overly clingy.

Raquel has lost her mind. :jumpy: :wacko: :wacko: :jumpy: