I read holes and it was really cool and confusing! (LoL) And then the movie was great too! And the books Artemis Fowl is cool too, really smart. Has anyone read them?

I've read both, but I only read the 1st Artemis Fowl book. I thought that Holes and Artemis Fowl are both very well written books.

Finally someone seems to have read the books.

Practically everybody I know has read holes.

love holes... such a good book!

I read Holes years ago. All I remember is that it was before I moved, and I moved three or four years ago. I thought it was really good. I haven't seen the movie or anything, but still. And I've read the first two Artemis Fowl books. Really awesome, they were. Can't wait till I can read The Eternity Code! :D

Yeah i haven't read that one...

I haven't read them yet, but I will when I have time.

omg i was just about to make an artemis fowl thread. i'm reading it now, followed by the sisterhood of the traveling pants. ^_^

Artemis Fowl is SMART.

yeah, but he's no gaia.

Nope! He's a boy! 12 years old, gaia's super smart, and she's a girl and she's 17. But then again no one can beat Gaia no matter how smart.

Artemis is smart, but his life is ten times more boring than Gaia's.

lol anyone's life compared to gaia's is boring :lol:

read holes.......never heard of artemis

Artemis is like a kids book, I read it like a year ago, not bad, but then again it's kinda cool.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...bah :rolleyes: Don't bother.

Artemis was ok...

It's very active in violence.

sisterhood was alright. it ticked me off

I LOVE THE HOLES 'DIG IT UP' SONG! great song! lmao :wub: :wacko: :jumpy:

Dig it Up?

lmao i was in the moment, i do like it though! :D

Has anyone read any of the latest Artemis Fowl books? They sure as hell rock!!! The latest book, called the The Opal Deception just came out, it had a message, I've just decoded it:
A recruiting letter from the centaur Foaly;
Technical Consultant to the Lower Elements Police. Trusted ally if you have decoded this Gnomish message, then you are a deputy office in the Lower Elements Police. You will not be aware of this fact because it is the practice of the LEP to mind wipe our human allies. We do this so they cannot remember being recruited. If you cannot remember the fairy people or our underground city, then you cannot betray our existence to the greedy humans. OF course not all humans are greedy, you deputy are a noble member of your species. And clever too. We only recruit the best. Our intelligence department studied your file and concluded that you were suitable for LEP membership. At the moment you are only a deputy officer. To become a fully-fledged officer you must complete four tasks.

Number one; decode this message. Something you are well on your way to completing.

Number two; save the life of a member of another species. You can complete this task in any number of ways. Open a window to release a trapped fly. Build a birdbath in your garden, release a mouse from a trap.

Number three; achieve a perfect score on a school test, or homework assignment. In this job you need to be smart and fit.

Number four; wash yourself every day. For a week this is a difficult assignment especially for human boys who do not like contact with water. If you are going often in cramped tunnels you will appreciate a partner who does not smell like a hermit dwarf.

Once you have completed these tasks you must summon your recruiting officer in the ancient fashion. Go to your back yard or nearest green area. Make sure you are not being watched, find a soft spot of ground and burrow a six inch hole with a broom handle or short stick, When your hole is ready tap out the LEP horse code.
The code for LEP is as followers:
L: tap, tap, wiggle, tap.
E: wiggle, wiggle, tap, wiggle, drill.
P: wiggle drill. Do this at least a hundred times and our underground sensors will pick up the vibration and send an LEP officer with your uniform and orders. Good luck deputy.
Foaly


To see it highlight it, because some people don't like spoilers. :P

I've read 2 of the Artemis Fowl Books and Holes. And I've seen the Holes movie a LOT cuz my friend and I had a huge celebrity crush on Khleo Thomas (Zero). Yeah, we were strange. :P