Title: Holiday Presents
Description: Sale time lasts up until Dec. 15th
Rayo - October 24, 2004 05:23 AM (GMT)
A New Line of Products for the Holiday
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With the Christmas season rapidly approaching and Halloween even sooner, isn't it about time that you decorated your living quarters appropriately?
Are you tired of the same old Pumpkin or that tree from the past five years? Do those ornaments seem trite and unoriginal? Fear no more!
What you need is nothing more than the newest PPfFaW! This year there are some truly wonderful penguin products.
Penguin
Products
For
Fall
And
Winter
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Catalog Features:
The mystical (yet pricey) Penguin Pumpkin features extreme penguin horror pumpkin tea set is a collector's item.
Reg. Price: 1,200.99
Sale Price: 1,056.49
The magical Penguin Christmas tea set holder with extreme penguin holiday cheers action is a wonderful item for the children.
Reg. Price: 2.66
Sale Price: 3.65
And finally, the Santa Penguin tea set designed for your pet shows off marvelous christmas joy and is an okay item for those who love their pets too much but lack all common sense.
Reg. Price: 34.95
Sale Price: 34:94
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Did you love those items? Of course you did! You can see the wonderful variety put out by POFF.
Disclaimer:POFF is a non-profit organization led with only the noblest of intentions. 10% of all purchases go towards the Penguin Big Brother program with the other 90% go to the cost of manufacturing the products.
blitz - October 24, 2004 06:16 AM (GMT)
Oh, how delightful, I've always wanted to get into the whole "tea-time" scene.
I'm having a tough time deciding between the mystical Penguin Pumpkin set or the Santa Penguin set. Althought the MPP costs more...who wouldn't mind paying an extra $1000 for a mystic item? But then again, if I got the PPS, I could have teatime with my dog (something I've always dreamed of doing).
*sigh* If POFF releases anymore tea-sets I might have to get a job to support this new obsession.
lugiablaster - October 24, 2004 07:08 AM (GMT)
Hmm... so the POFF has been doing something. They want to protect penguins, but penguins are gonna take over the world! (OOC: Poor Rayo...)
But still, a nice tea set wouldn't be that bad.
Sydofh - October 25, 2004 06:46 PM (GMT)
Like I've said, penguins are the source of evil, and now are being spread so they can corrupt the holidays. Sad really... :D
retnuhytnuob - November 1, 2004 01:47 AM (GMT)
So... does it cost 950.84 to make a mystical Penguin Pumpkin? Or does it cost 1080.89 (based on the non sale price... which would mean the group is losing money at the sale price)? (I never understood the logic of a NFP orginazation having 'sales')
A-7 - November 24, 2004 11:20 PM (GMT)
Anti penguin warriors unite (myself included)
