Please look after my post. I cannot afford to feed it and take proper care of it, so I have left it on your forum in this wicker basket in the hopes that one of you kind people will take it in and love it as if it were your own.

Thankyou so much.

:pooryou:

*Gives the poor abandoned post a cookie.*

If you give a post a cookie, it's going to ask for a glass of milk....

I don't think I want to take care of a post with a title so badly spelled :P

and why is it copycat???

It's from a deprived background, and very young. You can't expect it to be perfectly spoken :mischief:

I'd explain the copycat thing but this isn't a very good example, so I think I'll just let you figure it out instead :P

Lookit you heartless meanies!

This poor lonely orphaned post, languishing all alone, unloved and unfed, for months!

it's enough to make you cry :(

I posted...

and like Oorla said...give a post a cookie...<shrugs>

YES....you committed to caring for this poor post...and then you RENEGED! you forgot about it! you shrugged off your responsibilities like a duck shrugs off water! that's all good for you, but think of the pain and sorrow you're causing!

<thinks somebody needs to go to bed>

:s

Yes. See the Go To Sleep thread.

Seems like Kundor is bumping old threads for whatever reason.

spammer: [n] someone who sends unwanted email (often in bulk) or who posts meaningless messages on discussion forums. Kundor.

Oh alright. I hereby take this post into the custody of the Cookie Cabinet Post Welfare, and will be taking applications for adoptive parents. Meanwhile, would anyone volenteer to be foster parent?

I think Kundor should be placed in care of it...since he is the one who seems the most concerned.

I think Kundor would make an excellent Mommy :glee:

All right, Post, that's enough lip outta you! <kicks around>
Ah, quit yer whinin', just be grateful SOMEONE condescended to take you in at all! Impudent whelp :mad:

Proof that Kundor would make a great mommy

even if he is a tad abusive :scared:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Very GOOD, Omi!!!

A thouand cookie points to you!!!

Kundor, you have been reported to Post Health and Welfare, who have taken your post into custody and are now putting you on trial for Post abuse. They're going for the maximum sentance, which is 10,000,000 years imprissioned in the Soy Penetentury, no cookies and no parole. So you'd better hire a good lawyer for your defense.

What the heck does "imprissioned" mean!!??

I.t means that you have too much time on your hands, mat, and therefore, I am placing Kundor in your custody just to keep you busy.

If you only knew you English impaired little thing you.......

My defense is that Post is a snot-nosed brat.

There's not a jury in the world'll convict me.

Except a Texas jury, and probably to death :P

Well, my roommate is from Texas. I'll have her do the honors. :D

And Mat, I refuse to be responsible for anything I type on a laptop. If you continue to pester me, I shall be forced to breath my strep germs through the computer and infect you! Buahahahahahahaha!!!!!

P.S. Little? Little??

Don't even think of trying to blame this on a laptop. I had one for years and I could still see what I was typing. And the correct form of the word would have been "imprisonment" not...........whatever you meant to type instead of "imprissioned"..so :P



And yes I think I can say with some confidence........................little.

*Edit* PS - I'm already sick so :P again.

*Gasp*

You can think?!?!?!?!? ;)

Seriously, not only can I not see what I'm typing, it's a heck of a lot smaller than I am used to, and since I am already the Queen of Typoese and Mispellings, surely you can see what this means.

And nope, not little, as you should know perfectly well.

<sits back to enjoy yet another round of Mat's and Oorla's "not flirting">

:D

<sits back to enjoy yet another round of Mat's and Oorla's "not flirting">


... You should talk :P

what the heck is that suppose to mean??? :mad:

I'll let Oorla go off about it this time........;)

Um...what the heck am I supposed to be going off on? That we're not flirting? And was that a jab at them, or at me?

*Shrugs* Who cares? Here goes:

We're not flirting! For serious!

*Gets all indignant looking*

Why in the heck would I want to flirt with Mat? He's married. There's absolutely no point in flirting with married men.

Question: Merin, if you engage in friendly banter with a girl friend, are you flirting? Ghost, if you tease a guy friend, are you flirting?

:D

I have looooooooooots of girlfriends...


hey!!! there's one now!!!

Geez OOrla that bee made you fiesty.

I wasn't jabbing at anyone I was just sick of explaining our relationship. Or lack thereof....;)

:mischief:

in what sense of the word? :naughty:

The filthiest, most erotic thing you can think of. That sense of the word.

hardly!!!

:lol:

nah, the most action I have ever gotten from a girl was during a spin the bottle session and my friend and I were dared to kiss :\ it was a peck and lasted all of um... .000000000000000000001 seconds

now...as for the GUYS :naughty: