Yes, this my place - Where else would you expect to find a Ghost? But it's not THAT bad - Come on in! ;)

Welcome! :D

As your 'Official Greeter', 'Red Carpet Layer Outer Person', 'Welocme Wagon Driver', and overall 'King of The Gravy Train Riders', it does indeed fall to me to welcome you all to the uttterly and uberly stupenfabulastic new Cookie Cabinet!!!!

*Pauses Dramatically*

Merin has informed all you novices of what do to to join, but you still need to come through here, to get THERE!!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My name is Ghostdriver and I'll be your guide and moderator, Master of Ceremonies if you will throughout this forum. I'm an amazingy fantastic fellow and highly intelligent, but I like to believe, that it is in fact my modesty that makes me such a tremendous person. I'm fairly easy going, call me anything, Ghostdriver, Ghost, Ghostie...... Sir, Master, Chief, Captain, General, King, - you get the idea.

We're all about friends here, so, relax, come in, and have a wonderful time........

But, if you ARE new, DON'T forget the Oath of Minionship - It was written by yours truly, and dedicated to The Mistress of Minions (Oorla, who, I am of course, Chief Minion of).

Let's see - here it is.



It reads:

The Oath:

I an aspiring Minion,
Due hereby swear,
To wash the linens
And take great care
To sweep up any crumbs,
From any cookies
Of which I will eat lots of

To further the cause of the Cabinet
And help reach its goals
Of world domination
With lots of procrastination
A love of democracy
And the spread of choccocracy

To worship our Mistress of Minions ™
Yes, our M.O.M.
She really is Da Bomb
She who hails from the land of spuds
Oorla - from the state of Idaho
A good friend and bud
Who is much cuter than a potato
And who's cheeks
Blush prettier than a tomato

These things I swear
Aspiring minion that I am
I will eat lots of cookies
And watch the pork and ham

My word I give
My glass of milk I pledge
For as long as I shall live




X ..................................(<--applicant signs here)

That about does it! Welcome in! B)

I an aspiring Minion, :cookieface
Due hereby swear,
To wash the linens
And take great care
To sweep up any crumbs,
From any cookies
Of which I will eat lots of

To further the cause of the Cabinet :cookieface
And help reach its goals
Of world domination
With lots of procrastination
A love of democracy
And the spread of choccocracy

To worship our Mistress of Minions ™ :hail:
Yes, our M.O.M.
She really is Da Bomb
She who hails from the land of spuds
Oorla - from the state of Idaho
A good friend and bud
Who is much cuter than a potato
And who's cheeks
Blush prettier than a tomato

These things I swear
Aspiring minion that I am
I will eat lots of cookies
And watch the pork and ham

My word I give
My glass of milk I pledge
For as long as I shall live


X .............Faeble............. :glee:

I tell you what - you keep that attitude and you'll go far! lol - Take a break from all those minionly duties and pop a brewski with me :cheers

*Santaria's head pops around the corner*
Did someone say have a brewski? Hi Ghost, I came to see you!
Sure I'll have a beer! *cracks one open and gulps away*

That's one stunning woman.............

Whats this?
Making the newun's take a oath? What are you some kinda kult!?
There is only one kult allowed! And thats the kool-aid kult!
You all are an evil empire so stop with the oath taking/brainwashing! Thats my job =)

Bah! No one's dumb enough to actually *Drink* the Kool Aid anymore :P

I suggest you enjoy a nice cookie and hang out here awhile till you're thinking clearly again B)

I'd love to pop a brewski with you!

Makes note to stay away from kool-aid.

:rollin:

That's right Faebs! We'll show em all!!! MWhahahahahahah!!!! ;)

How about a little music to go with that drink???? :rocknroll:

What Ghost's saying Faeble is that he likes what your showing, all of it!
:lol:

Nice avatar! Come visit at my court by the way!

Don't worry y'all, thanks to Merin it's all good!

Oh, okay. ;) Thanks Santaria, I'll be sure to stop by. :glee: