Blond Jokes!

[RoXyANGEL_013]

What do you call an eternity?
- Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
- Toes Go In First

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hous they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

What do SMART blondes and UFO's have in common?
- You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the blonde say when she opend the box of Cheerios?
- Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds!

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
- Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
- It has a stamp on it.

Why can't blondes call 911?
-They can't find the 11 on the phone!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
- Run, she's got a grenade inher mouth!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using you computer?
- There is white-out all over the screen.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hearts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "yes I was," she replies, "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "Because your finger is broken!"

A blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette siad, "Oh look at the dead bird." The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, say ing "21" "21" "21" A blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail saying "21" "21" "21" Sudenly, the brunnette hears a train whistle and jumps of the tracks, just as the blonde gets splattered all over the place. The brunnette goes back to jumping from rail to rail counting "22" "22" "22"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
- You have to hollow out the head.

Why don't blondes like making kool-aid?
- Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.


A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.
She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.
The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already
a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was
going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the instructor
kept talking via radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the
helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and
crash landed in the woods.

The instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the
blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was
walking out.

"What happened?" the instructor asked. "All was going so well
until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?" "Well," began
the blonde, "I got! cold. So I turned off the big fan."

rofl. sounds like something i would do

[Knatily14]

lol... these are really funny...

[ColorMeRed]

ohhh, lemme find the link for some oawesome ones.... lemme know if it works...

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