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CLEAN JOKES!| Dr. Chocolate |
Posted: Aug 25 2004, 08:10 PM
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 Almost Vet pivot user.  Group: Members Posts: 2,956 Member No.: 251 Joined: 1-June 04  |
i found one
True story: A grade-one teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Here's what they said: Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings You can lead a horse to water but . . . how? Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty If you lie down with dogs, you'll . . . stink in the morning Happy the bride who . . . gets all the presents Don't put off till tomorrow what . . . you put on to go to bed Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box Better late than . . . pregnant -------------------- |
 
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| Tri Clown Ball |
Posted: Aug 25 2004, 08:17 PM
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 I'm the best mayne, I deed it Group: Premium Member Posts: 16,352 Member No.: 257 Joined: 7-June 04 |
uhhh ha ha ha...
<if you didn't realize before this is a little word called sarcasticness> --------------------   |
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| Pilaf |
Posted: Aug 25 2004, 08:49 PM
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 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH Group: Premium Member Posts: 9,118 Member No.: 343 Joined: 1-August 04 |
I don't get it.
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