Guys and Gals... ROFL



Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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lol thats pretty funny

That last post is from last year :lol:

Here's one:

A woman carrying a baby gets on a bus.

When she gets on the bus driver says:"Man! That is one ugly baby!"

So as you can imagine, she was upset.

She made her way to the back and sat down next to a man.

The man says:"What's wrong? You look upset."

She says:"The bus driver called my baby ugly!"

So he says:"You shouldn't take that from him! He's a civil servant, you should go up there and get his badge number and report him!"

She agrees and says:"You're right. I'm going up there now to get his badge number and report him."

So the man says:"Good for you! Oh, and I'll hold your monkey for you while you're gone."

thats a good one

thanks

ur welcome

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thanks you veeeerrrrryyy much :lol: lol

np

here's another one:

A blonde walks into a barbershop and asks for a haircut. She is wearing headphones so the barber asks her to take them off. She says that she can't, so they start to cut her hair anyway. During the time she was getting her hair cut, she fell asleep, so they took her headphones off. When they were done, they tried to wake her up, but with no avail. They realized that she was dead and freaked out. Then one of them suggested that they listen to the headphones, since she was so reluctant to take them off. When they listened to them they heard:"Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out." B)

ol but good i cant thank of one right now so some one go

:lol: if u say the first three sentence of a blonde joke, i will most likely know it lol. people always yell at me for ruining their jokes :P

**if you are blonde the following either will not offend you or does not apply to you. if it is tru about you, you will not find it offensive. if it is not tru about you, then you are an exception :lol: (ya kno, dont wanna offend any blondes in the audience :P )

there was a blonde who wanted to take helicopter lessons, and she got a pass for them as a birthday gift. the man let her go up alone after she got the hang of it, and she was doing great. 1000 meters, 2000 meters, shes doing fine. then at about 3000 meters the instructor starts to notice she is losing altitude. slowly he watches her fall in the helicopter, wondering wat went wrong. she landed fine, and got out of the helicopter. when she got out the instructor asked "hey, you were doing fine until about 3000, what happened?" she replied "well, until then i was feeling great. but then it got a bit cold all the way up there. so i turned off the big fan."

good 1

lol

i've got one:

Aman goes to the hospital and has surgery done on him. The next day, he wakes up to find the blinds in the room closed. So, he calls the nurse and asks her why the blinds are closed. She says that there was a fire earlier outside the window and they didn't want him to wake up and see flames and think the surgery had failed. B)

^good one :lol:

thanks
:D

You're welcome

have you got a joke to tell us Moltar?

um........hmmm...... can't think of any right now <_<

darn, have you seen my new riddle?

Yeah... O.o

got any ideas?

Actually, I'm just :blink:

cool, i stumped you :D

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ha ha :lol:

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still haha! :lol:

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sorry, don't want to be mean :(