here is a funny blonde joke!

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

lol, haha, pretty funny :lol:

One day a blonde went into a department ...

One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".

Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."

Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."

Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"

He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
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Skip To My Fool

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,...''''
Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun.

So she joined in and started singing "21, 21, 21, 21," and then a train came.

The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train ran over the blonde.

The brunette got back on the train tracks and started singing "22, 22, 22, 22,..."
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Blond with a cell phone

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
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A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."
So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.

The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!"

The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!"

So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets.

So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF."

"It's just a darn dog!" yelled the cop.

The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW."

"It's just a darn cat," yelled the cop.

The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"

lol

Here is some funny blonde jokes

Ooopsies

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
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A Blonde Goes to the Library?

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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Don't Eat the Brown Ones

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
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Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...
So they turned around and went home.

lol lol lol
so funny :lol:

Rope a Dope

There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.
But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.

The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."

Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...

A manager walks into his office...

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister''s mom died too!"

so funny :P

thanx do you have any jokes you could post here?

Sorry for the person's joke tha was before this post Rock.... I had to censor it is too graphic.

I really sorry about that :huh:

for the others vexslasher put :lol: :lol:

funny lol :lol:

hello other people can post jokes here not just me fill free to put your fav joke down ight later!

Q: What do you get when you line up a bunch of blondes side by side?
A: A windtunnel
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Two blondes are stranded on a boat in the ocean. They can see a coastline far away. One of them tries to swim to the shore, but gets tired and drowns. The remaining blonde swims halfway to the shore, but then thinks, "I'm too tired...I can't swim that far", and swims back to the boat.
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A redhead, brunette, and blonde commited crimes and were supposed to be shot. They were taken to the place where they were supposed to die. The men with the guns aimed for the redhead first. They said "Ready...aim...", and then she yelled "TWISTER!!" The men looked around worried, and the redhead got away. Then they aimed for the brunette. They said "Ready...aim...", and then the brunette interrupted them, yelling "TSUNAMI!!" The men looked around worried, and the brunette got away. The blonde thought to herself "Oh...I get it..." The men aimed for the blonde. They said "Ready...aim...", then the blonde yelled "FIRE!!"

These jokes do not portray my opinion about blondes, I posted them since all these jokes already posted have the same topic.

herd em all

Sorry, I don't know anything else...

thanx 4 what ya put any way I like your pic red eyes black dragon thats kinda neat what is that from? movie? game? web site?I found the name by right clicking it and going to properties!

that avatar is from yugioh movie...

There's a movie? Haven't heard of it. I thought that it was from the game card.

yah its a red eyes black dragon for u idiots to no

y r we idiots??? b/c we dnt like yu-gi-oh and werent sucked into another TCG craze??

u no im rite

I'm actually into the TCG and have hundreds of cards.

^^Okay guys pls no argueing! try to respect eache other as such as possible.

Peace :P

Mind your tone Taz.

I play it too you know. :P

sry went a lil overboard there. just dnt enjoy being called an idiot

y did the frog cross the rode......he dident he got ran over *ya it is stupid but i like it*