Very easy. Story starts, you write the next few lines, on and on and on. Maybe someday someone collects the story for prosperity (I want 50% for the idea).



Here it goes:



ONCE UPON A TIME . . .

there was a magical kingdom called france

were homer lived

Homer was a member of the Illuminati

he ate pie

Some skateboarder named Tony stole his pie, so he bought a gun, went to Tony's house

he lit that thief up

And ate the pie just to spite him.

the cops came

and brought some other pie for Homer

They laid it as trap, and arrested him. While in custody Homer plans to escape with a gentleman named Azrael. Azrael was a strange man. Very tall with green eyes. He had a tattoo of a dragon that encircled his left eye, and ran all the way arond his body. Azrael scared Homer. Homer felt Azrael was not who he appeared to be.

Azrael then took of his mask it was Moe! SO then

They escaped, and went to America on a tramp steamer. Soon they fell in with the Mob. Homer reported back to his brothers in the Illuminati that he had infiltrated the Mob. They were happy. They sent him a book of spells just in case he got into trouble.

Meanwhile, Seth, the Demon Prince contacted Azrael who was diguised as Homers friend Moe. Hw told him give Homer a magic beer that would force him to tell all the secrets of the Illuminati.

Azrael/Moe started a microbrew in their Brooklyn apartment. Because it was 1923, Prohibition was in effect so he had to be very careful.

That is when dick tracy come in and try to arrest arzrael but then

Azrael had an embraced pshyco arm that was covered for a fake layer of skin and pull the skin off and attacked Dick tracy

As Dick crumpled under his grasp, power flowed through Azrael's arm. Light enveloped Dick's body, and his skeleton instantly liquified.

Just then Homer walked in with a Bucket of KFC. Seeing Azrael arm glowing, and the pool of flesh that was once Dick Tracey he..

wonderer how Dick Tracy's body got all liquified , but then Dick Tracy's body started reuniteing once again... and Homer took off , but when Azrael was ready to shot Dick Tracy again...

He instead spotted the bucket of KFC that Homer dropped. Instead of shooting Dick, he started to stuff his face with Chicken legs. As Dick Tracey life slowly choked away

Dick tracy pass! :( That is when Inspector Gadget had to take over but then

Gadgets arms and legs began to extend and retract totally out of control. It seems his power source was having shortages. Azrael laughed as he began stuffung Chicken parts down gadgets throat.

but the chicken was sooo good that Gadget started just taking all the chicken and wanting more and more and more until..

his girth expanded, slowly filling the room.

then the walls started rumbling and Azrael got scared and started running for his life... Azrael goes out of the building and boom the big explosion throws Azrael to the floor and then...

Pieces of gadget flesh, cybernetics, and chicken fly all over the neighborhood. Azrael teleports out of the danger zone, and heads to Homers favorite bar. "He's seen to much, he must pay", he mutters under his breath.

but then homer gets drunk and start looking for fights and Azrael is just too tired to deal with him so Azrael tied homer to the strippers bar..

(hey Ms. Moderator, remember were trying to stay PG-13). . . .and Homer says to Azrael/Moe, when the heck did you get strippers in this place? Azrael amused by the comment pulls out a thompson submachine gun.

^ well the bars have one, I saw it in movies sorry.. I skip that then. :angelic:

Azrael pulled his gun but he realice that he has a real hand now, so he doesn't know to laugh or cry now that he has a reall arm inted of the pshyco arm

so then he was finally able to play game boy

so Azrael told the Homer enemies to go play a gameboy match, because He knew he will defeat them that way so...

as Homer turned on his Gameboy, Azrael caste a spell, that sucked him into the game. Homer was now the main character in his favorite game, The Legend of Zelda.

but in the game.. these characters that were mad at Homer cause he was a finger smasher when he was playing them.. so they were retaliating against him and then

They severed all his fingers, and ate them for lunch.

Azrael got scared arter seen homer through the game boy screen and then Azrael startey praying ('cause he didn't know what else to do) and then Homer got taken back to the real workd , but his fingers were missing...

Azrael finshed praying, and a pit fiend appeared behind Homer. He grabbed Homer and dragged him into the Abyss.

NNNNOOOOO *Homer screamig, going down

Homer fell into the 9th plane of Gehena. There he meets Asmodeus who immedialtey takes a liking to Homer.

but then homer pisses him off and get turned into a monkey

as a monkey homer comes here and eats us all

But Malach bides some time as he debated the monkey on politics, at this point Taz

Taz is being untolerated by Homer's stomach and then Homer Vomited averyone back, and we were all slaemy.... but alive and kickng