This is really simple. All you have to do is think of something that would NEVER happen on Alias.

For Example: Sloane sitting in Marshall's inflatable furniture while eating pigs in a blanket. He says to Marshall, "Hey bro! These ain't bad! We gotta hang at your crib sometime!"

Then Marshall says, "Um, Mr. Sloane. Did you just speak slang?" :blink: :huh:

Sloane says, "Yeah, so? Be back in ten."

Marshall says, "Um, okay." :blink: :huh:

Ten minutes later, Sloane come back dressed in basketball shorts, a football t-shirt, a baseball cap, nike shoes, sunglasses and a big medallion around his neck and says, "You like?"

:roll:

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how about Jack and Sloane at a tea party with foofy hats and pearls. Mr. Fluffers the rabbit would be the host, of course!

Hmmmm.....

How about Sydney wearing a frilly lacy dress, with long manicured nails....

As Goon #1 comes to attack her, she states simply, ''I can't fight you... I might break a nail!"

LOL

syd walks into work and sees jack and marshall sitting around kendall buffing his head and kendall is sitting in a lounge chair and is wearing syd's victoria king outfit complete with hat and super swank glasses

Sydney settling down on a farm... Rasing a few cows, chickens and things with maybe a kid or two, while Vaughn's out in the field plowing corn.....!

Now try to get a visual.....

Syd- Hey Vaughn, hows the corn doing??

Vaughn- Its growing... And the cows and chickens and things???

Syd- Doing their thing.....What shall we do tonight?

Vaughn- How about square dancing!

Syd- Oh JOY!!!!!

LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: Kendall as Victoria King! Square Dancing! This is all too funny!

:lol: I AGREE! :lol:

ok sloane walks in to marshall's apartment and goes , "dude! lets go catch some waves!" and marshall comes in and says, "um... mr. sloane remember what i told you yesterday when you wanted to go and "hang out"... we are STILL NOT friends." and then sloane comes back and hour later and goes "are we friends now? i don't have any friends. be my BUDDY!"

:blink:

LOLOLOL



Hmmm...... How about Sloane walks up to Syd and.....

Sloane: Sydney...You have to believe me when I say sorry for killing Danny...And almost having you killed numerous times....Oh and lying....Really sorry about the lies....

Sydney: It's ok. Really.....

::They HUG::

Sloane: Great! How about I take you out to this really great Mexican place for dinner.

Syd: Sounds good to me....I'm really hungry!



:rolleyes: LOL

lol! and then show Sydney hitting a pinata with some little mexican kids while Sloane cheers here on as he wears his new sombrero

Okay...... Picture this........ >:)




Jack: Vaughn, I heard you needed to talk to me about something....?

Vaughn: Yeah..... Uh.... You see.....

Jack: Come ON boy, spit it out already......!

Vaughn: Well, Sydney and I seem to be have some relationship problems at the moment......And I was wondering what you think I should do.....

Jack: (Rolls eyes) And I thought Danny was bad....!

LOLOLOL :D

LOL! :D :lol:

kendall comes in and burst into syd's house and says "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU! MARRY ME!" and vaughn goes "DUDE, alice's house is the NEXT block." and kendall says "oh, sorry my mistake."

LOL :P


Hmmmm... How about.......

Noah and Danny rise from their earthly graves......

In unison: Sydney we love you...Even death couldn't keep us apart.....

As they drag their rotting corpses though Sydney's door, Vaughn pulls out his gun and shoots both Danny and Noah in the head, killing them instantly(Think night of the living dead)

Vaughn: Always be prepared.......

lol.

the whole alias crew are in a bar: jack,irina,syd,vaughn,marshall,sloane,sark,will,francie--everyone. and they are all talking and then these irish folksongs come on and they start dancing!

lol! ok this is something that me and my best friend came up with last night at like midnight after lots of candy and kool aid...

Sark buying a pound of chocolate fudge.

Sark and Sloane with shorts, t shirts and sweatbands, lifting those little five pound weights.

Sark vaccumming. (I love that one)

Sark and Sloane going to McDonald's. Picture this. Sark sitting at one of those stools, slurping out a kiddie cup, and dangling his feet. Sloane then sits in the lap of the Ronald McDonald out side and flirting openly.

I have an odd mind!

LOL! This is funny!

lol i love the sqark ones!!!!!!!! those are sooo funny i could never imagine sark vaccuuming

syd comes in to work in a color OTHER than black. :ph43r:

Sydney disobeys Jack at the CIA, in return he grounds her..... No dates with Vaugh for a week! :P

kendall takes off his shirt and starts rubbing oil over his chest and goes ..."oooh i'm sexy!" and then marshall cries at the horrific sight.

lol... umm how about Jack dancing at a rave! or even better, be the DJ

LOL....

Thats about as funny as when Dixon was a DJ!!! :P


Sloane: (Voice like Darth Vader) Sydney I am your father!!!

Sydney: No...no...! That's not true!!! I'll never join you!!

:P :P

lol....

marshall takes his new date to... an inflatable chair convention???? and his new date is JACK!!!!

LMAO! That Kendall one..... :P LMAO!

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......... Jack calling Sydney "Pumpkin" in a debriefing. lol :blink:

lol! jack ACTUALLY laughs at one of marshall's jokes.

Whoaa............................

Kendall hitting on Barnett.

lol! barnett cut her hair now i can't say that she'd never cut her hair!

Sydney shaving herself bald.

WOW! never should that EVER happen!

Marshall doing a strip tease on his desk to the "I'm too sexy song" and Vaughn and Weiss cheering him on.

ooh my gosh... ewww....

jack goes out with kendall.

omg that is sick. okay i'll try one. sloane and jack b. playing video games and jack wins and starts yelling woo i beat your butt ha ha ha. wooo. *then starts his "victory" dance.

Kendall sitting in his office..... Shining his head while singing the Mr. Clean song........

lol :lol: how about marshall and sloane opening up a beauty salon. want a haircut? you can look like mr. sloane. don't you like his haircut?

Vaughn and Sark becoming lesbian lovers LMAO

ewww.... vaughn and francie go out on date.

Marshall getting a sex change

AHHHH! don't paint that picture in my head!!!