Muggle Meets Magic:
This morning an unsuspecting Muggle got a nasty shock aboard the Hogwarts Express.
As students of Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry made their way onto Platform Nine and Three quarters a famous muggle of the name Amy Whinehouse got trapped in a group of Slytherin Sixth years.
To her suprise, when she managed to get out of the way she found herself in a different part of Kings Cross Station. She had crossed the barrier onto Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
"Now really this should not have happened. But unfortunately Bilbo Bagins did not turn up to put up the enchantments to keep muggles out," said a spokesmen for the ministry. But when questioned further about the disappearance of Mr Bagins, the spokesmen answered no more questions.
Being a curious Muggle Miss Whinehouse boarded the train and had a look around. But before she got off, the train began its journey to the great school.
Deciding to ask the driver to stop she made her way through the carriages until she came across some burly seventh years of mixed houses. Recognizing her as a muggle singer, muggle hater Giles Catnip began firing jinxes at the singer. The others in the carriages joined in and left Miss Whinehouse unconsciousness in the carriage with an invisibility cloak on her.
Waking up just as the last students were getting of the the Hogwarts Express she to departed bearing many adnormalities. She managed to find her way back to the muggle community and tried to tell everyone her story. Of course the muggles thought she had just been taking drugs again after refusing to go to rehab. But no one could explain her bat ears or any of the other transformations.
Finally the Ministry managed to catch her up and admit her to St Mungo's. There she is making a full recovery and has had her mind wiped of all that had happened.
Now the muggles who saw anything are being round up and are having part of their memories erased. Hopefully there will be a full investigation on why this happened and why Bilbo Bagins did not turn up for work.