we need a spam thread.....it's amazing we've gone so long without one with ME being here. so yeah it's a pool. hmm i spose it's a spam rpg kinda. eh well whatever, just play along.

*looks around* eh teh pool is empty! *runs back in and changes into black bikini and grabs lawn chair*
*sits near pool*
ahh
maybe some more people will join me??

*prances in wearing a tiiiiiiiiiiiny lil Faye Valentine-esque bikini. children nearby scream in terror and run for their lives, holding their burning eyes.*

I'll swim! I love to.. *looks around and blinks all indignant before jumping into the water and splashing snortstah*

*gets spalshed*
why you...!!
*runs inside*
*comes back out with an umbrella*
muahahaha! i am water proof!

*runs and gets a hose, blasts umbrella away. turns and looks at snortstah with crazy eyes*

ehh heheeee hehhheee ehhh... *manic laughter*

errrrrg!!
*attacks (hmm need a nick for j00.....how about toopray? lol) [insert nickname here] with umbrella*
*trips*
*falls into pool*
oh well.....might as well swim!
*swims around*
weeeeee!

*swims about with snortstah*

A cute nick for moi.. hmmmm...

*starts the mighty quest for a nickname and floaty pool toys*

*does a kewly dive*
ooooh aaaahhh
*is looking cool when an inner tube crashes down on my head*
oww
*has a big bump*

aww.. poor lil snorty... *cackles*

*sniff sniff*
you are laughing at me....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
*knight in shining armor comes and says "don't cry snorts, everything is okay....."
*knight shove me aside*
"tooya's prayer! i've come to aid you on the quest for a nickname!" (arg i have to get off the compy....)

*blinks at knight*

Gee.. I was told by my father that a knight can't name me until we get married....

but what the heck! i do really need to get named.

*swoons and poses*

*puts on a mask of tooyas_prayer's father*
*tries to sound like him, even though i still have my bikini on =P*
yes yes! ohohohohoho! you must marry this knight!

... Does said knight look like Tooya?

how should i know?? he's wearing a helmet for crying out loud.
EEP!
i KNOW i just saw red gleaming from inside it!
.....if you wanna know, take his helmet off yourSELF! >.<

... *yanks helmet off as gently as possible from an anxiouly hyperactive fanchick*

*is hiding under a table*
is it safe to come out??

depends.. what does the knight look like? *peers into the sunlight*

*peaks out from under table*
i can only see him from the back!
the sun is too bright so he could either have brown or red hair......the length is tooya's though!

*goes and sits at pool. poses all cute. mindmessages to snorty*

~Well? Go see if it be mah Tooya!~

sure make me do all the dirty work....
okay....i'm goin in..!
*crawls up behind him as silently as a cat-or atleast i thought so*
*knight hears me and turns around*
"what are you doing?"
*i look at him*
it's yuuhi!....erg

... Okay, so Tooya's prayer would be Aya.. which would make me Aya? Which means that Yuhi...

*runs like the wind*

God, not *another* hot guy stalking me!!!

ahaahahaha
*yuuhi* "but aya!! come back here!!"

run girl run!!

*runs*

*accidentally trips over her heels that she somehow saved from snorty's belly*

*smiles all evil and quickly hides with a pout*

*is really hungry suddenly*
it feels like food was just takin out of my stomach....odd.....
yuuhi!! make me some food!
"okaay"

*points accusingly at Snorty*

Ehh! Ehh! Her ava is Chidori! Get her!

*limps off in new mission of the search of Tooya*

*gets tackled by yuuhi*
ugh! get off!
"never!!"
crap........just get off.
"eh okay"
AYA WENT THAT WAY!! *points in random direction*
"here i come!!!"
ahh he's gone for a while.....good.....

*gives snorty a look from her hiding place. tries to avoid yuuhi and find tooya at once while staying in the same place*

wow look! tooya's behind you!
wow......so hotttt......hehehe
*a car drives straight into the pool*
*sarcasm* gee i wonder who is driving...
miss Q!

*Tooya whirls around to save Q-san*

*Runs, pulling off his shirt as his naked chest glistens in the sunlight*

:blink: :wub:

*Dives in the water and comes back all dripping wet with hair clinging on his face*

*meanwhile I accidentally tumble into the pool and proceed to drown*

*i jump in to "save you", but tooya just ignores me and saves you, while i drown*

*gets whisked away by the lovely Tooya*

*Aki, Yuuhi and Shota all dive in to save you*

ahh that's better......now i feel loved!
mmm aki and yuuhi......hehehe *goes inside to have some fun* XDDD
hahahaha

*shota sits alone in the shallow end of the pool*

*pool house seems kinda crowded with Aki, Yuuhi, snorty, Tooya, Q-san, Suzumi, Kagami and me/Ceres. Moi and Tooya wander off snickering at the orgy.. well, I snicker, anyway.*

*puts up a sign on the wall that says 'no snickering'*
*thinks to self* hah that'll teach her

*giggles cutely then*

*gasp* i'm all out of signs.......ah well *joins in on giggling cutely*

*starts a merry round of 99 bottles of beer on the wall*

*gets drunk*
*sings*
934273 bottles of beer on teh wall....34346 bottles of beeeeeer!
you take one down and pass it around........73658 bottles of beer on the wall! *hiccup*

*hic* Loooooondon Bridge is faaaaaaalling dooowwwwwwn *hic* faaaaaaaalling... wait wrong song. What were we singing?

*sings* i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly, there they are-a standing in a row.....
wai-*hic*-t
i can't reme*hic*mber
c'mere yuuhiiiiii!
*yuuhi gets drunk, along with everyone else*
now we're having a party! *hic*

drunk Tooya... mmm... wait! I remember *hic* what we were doing! We were *hic* trying to get me and Tooya to play 7 minutes in heaven! That was it! *hic*