My second silly game to introduce...

This time, you're taking the wish of the poster above you and granting it, but in a negative way, then making a wish yourself.

Example:

Poster 1:
I wish vegetables were tasty.

Poster 2:
Granted, but everything else tasted nasty!

I wish I could run fast.

Poster 3:
Granted, but you got arrested for break and enter when you ran through someone else's wall!

I wish parents were nicer...



etc.. etc... etc... So you get the point now, right? Let's play?


I wish I didn't have lag.

what lag? im stupid XP

i wish i wasnt so silly....

Granted, but you have an IQ of 20.

I wish there was no spam.

Granted! But sadly.....now everything "normal" is so weird it's impossible to understand.

I wish I had some Wonderbread!

oy! lol ^_^ thats so ebil! i not that thick... really :P

ok, but now the fairies hate you for taking theyr wonderbread and always steal your socks.

i wish i got a mansion for my birthday!

Granted: it's 100 years old and unless it gets a major overhaul it's gonna collapse as soon as you set foot in it.

I wish yardwork was automated.

Okay! Done!

Now all the summer jobs raking yards have been automated, and angry teens from all over the world blame you! -^^-

I really really REALLY wish Duo was real and loved me!!!

Granted, but now wild fangirls are trying to kill you over him. (And what about me? T_T)


I wish the world was a winter wonderland...

Granted! But now you get to freeze your bunz off unless you find a snow bunny to warm you up!

I wish my modem worked at home, or that I could actually use the computer there!

(Aw! You know I still luv you! Every fangirl has that weird moment, you know? Sawwy....::Huggles ya to make up for it::

Granted, but now there's millions of hackers tracing your every move.

I wish I wasn't so pretty (LOL)...


(I was just kidding Bright, you know how I am LOL)

aw! -^^- Granted, but now I'm afraid babies cry at the mere sight of you....-^^-'''''

I wish.....um..um..uhhhhhhh....I wish I had my socks back from the faires...My feet are freezing......-^^-

(I know! But it gave me an excuse...-^^-)

Granted, but Imps stole your pants.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

Okay! Now you know what to wish for. Kudos! Sadly, that wish was a wish for a warp hole that sends you into the dark side of scary....O.O

I wish Cartoon Network's people in charge would stop being so stoopid an make a schedule change that's actually GOOD!

Granted, but now, it's a schedule change that was good in someone elses eyes, meaning now it's almost 5 hours of lame shows...

I wish all cute anime girls were real T_T

Granted, but now all anime has turned into reality TV shows and they are just normal, un-interesting people.

I wish I could control an unholy army of the undead that obeyed my every whim like puppets.

Okay! But since they're already dead, they'l all fall apart in about....oh.....3, 2, 1, right about now.

I wish I had my pants back. Its colder than it was before. Actually, I amend that last wish. I would like all my normal clothes back so that I may not freeze but stay warm.

Ok, but the leprichaunsgave you too much clothing and now you have a really miserable fever-sickness thing.

I wish nothing bad would've happen to my wish about the zombies.

Okay. Wish granted. But they are soon defeated by Largo in his quest to kill the undead. -^^-

I wish...uhm..uhm...I wish I could actually have a big entrance on an RPG! Just once!

Ok, but it's so big and extravegant that it attracts a horde of travelling assasins to kill you... which they do... yeah.

I wish that I could gather a new army of un-bad zombies and recreat the ending fight scene of The Matrix Revolutions with Largo, the zombies, and I in the places of Neo, the Agent Smiths, and Agent Smith so I can avenge the deaths of my zombie friends. *sniffle* The were my bestest fwiends evewr!

Okay. But it got the worst movie reviews ever, for reasons not even I can think of....

I wish the people on Elfwood weren't so darn talented!

Ok but now they hate you.

I wish that I could hack into the computers of all the movie review paper-thingies and alter the reviews so it gets better reviews.

Okay....You really likee da zombies, no? -^^-''' Okay. Good movie reviews.....But now yer an ebil zombie and they all hates you! -^^-

I wish my image hosting worked!

Ok but... uh... now the zombies in my Matrix re-make are harassing you because they don't like the images you post. No, zombies aren't very friendly.

I wish my parents would lighten the parental controls on my e-mail so I could RECIEVE E-MAIL (hint hint)!

Okay! But now you get some reeeaaaallll sicko stuff that pops out of your computer and eats you (not the way some people would hope....*cough cough*)

Hum...I wish the zombies would leave me alone by dissappearing of the face of.....everything!

OK but now the earth drowns in a flood of my tears and sadness-induced vomit.

I wish I had "Everything Can Be Beaten"

Okay! But now it doesn't work due to the flood of tears amd sadness-induced vomit.

Hmmmm...."All I want for christmas are my two front teeth!" Nah! Just kidding.....but I wish I had the Gundam Wing boxed set for Christmas or at least eough gift certificates to afford it!!!

Ok, you have all the gift certificates you need to buy it, but all the gift certificates are for The Gap.

I wish I could speak in binary.

O.O Otay. Binary speech abillities bestowed. But the only thingt he bnary will say to you is the lyrics to Brittney Spears. XD!!!

I want. To get. My Santa hat here at school so I can wear them with my new fuzzy slippers. Thank you Amanda M.!!!!!!!!!

Fine, But the school gets on your case for wearing a hat in school, unless you can wear hats in your school, then they changed the rules so you can't.

I wish the sword that I made out of K*nex was real. It would be real cool.

Okay. But....uhm...The sword is real, but since it was made out of K*nex, it is flimsy and cannot do harm to anything!

I wish I could buy the world a Coke! And live in harmony! (From the commercial..heh heh!)

Ok but since you bought everyone in the world ONE Coke amongst all the billions of people in the world a world-wide battle has ensued resulting in the destruction of mankid.

I wish Z-Gradt from CyberTroopers, Virtual On Mars wasn't so f**** hard!

done..alas, now it's too easy and you, and everybody else ditched it for a harder one....


I wish I could have a band.....

Ok, too bad it sucks.

I wish I would get into CAPA for highshcool...

Ein, super corgi gets into the CAPA but you fail everything you try.

I wish I had more money.

sure. now you have stockloads of play money stashed in your house. ^_^

I wish I could play Dungeon Siege

Sure, but you get so wrapped up in it that you miss the money down pour out side.

I wish my PC's eternet was set up.