"goodbye cho, my love."....i know its said alot but ohh well...~ kannon,saiyuki

This game is simple. Put down your favorite famos last words. You know, what stoopid people would say before they did the one stoopid thing that kille dthem. I'll start.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional!"

"bang!" ~ spike, the real folk blues part 2

"What does this button do?"

"That's right, poke the bear!"

*dont worry, the croc likes having its belly scratched* just made it up, from nowhere ^^

"Don't worry sir, you're much safer in the plane than in that bus full of boy scouts down there! See? The one than seems to be hurling up at us?"
BOOOOOOM!

*oh that? dont worry, its just a horribly mutated t-rex, it wont even think of hurting you, see?* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"What are you talking about? That's not a grenade, it's an apple!"
"Uh... mom?"
"Shut up!" *pulls out the pin*
BOOM!

LOL! ^_^

*if i loose concentration for one second this whole place will blow... huh? 5 pound note!?! where!?!* i think we know that the sound is here ^^

Ha! That was funny!

"Well, sometimes ya gotta stand up for what's right, and sometimes do wrong. But just to make sure you don't tell anyone, I'm gonna blow us up!"
"Mister Hobo, you're crazy!"
"That's what they all say! But who's the crazy one now, huh? HUH?!"
"You are."
"Uh... SO?!"
Some sound effect goes here.

tehehe ^^

*what do u mean its an eletric fence? its not an eletric fence, see?* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. ^^

"What do you mean you cut the wrong one?"

"Go ahead, wave that watch of yours around, barracudas just love shiny objects."

I'm just human to make mistakes

I'm up on the Empire State Building as a ghost. Wait a minute if I'm a ghost I can fly!! *Jumps to His death* Guess I am not a ghost....

Kupo!

"No way. That sign is lying. It says there are pirhanas in here. BUT THERE AREN'T!!! See?"
He jumped in the water.
"See? NO pirhanas. Stupid sign. Stupid, stupid- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Damnit! I love you!"
"*crying* no dont leave me! DONT LEAVE ME HERE YOU A$$HOLE!*hits him"
"You'll be happy here..."
"NO I WONT!"
"yes you will...*gets blown up*"

"I wonder why there's a huge rumbling coming from the mountain? It can't be a landslide. Nah..."

Hasta la Vista. =/

Nah, the bridge is safe. Dun worry. *SNNAP!* AHHHHHH!

" he could have been blown to pieces..."*they stop* " hey koga you made her cry!" *everyone looks* *crying crying...few minutes later...* "i'm not dead yet!" *argueing...then later...* "maybe you should open your eyes...you lost moron...." " moooroon!" Moooorooon!"

*and let the moron war begin....*

Silly morons!

What's that glowing light that says Bug Zapper on it? I will touch it today.

" oooooo pretty light i wanna touch it......."
"dont touch it...."
"i see the light"
"no you dont!"
*goes to the light and touches it...ZAP!!!!
"eh? where'd he go? i cant see him in the light..its to bright..."
*goes near the light and...ZAP*

"No, you're not Super Man."
"Yeah I am! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Oh god... can somebody send a clean-up crew down there?"

The all-time, classic line: "This couldn't get any worse."

It just did...

aw yes that one...


"no dont!"
"why souldn't i?"
" becuase i love you!"
" not a good enough answer"*jumps into the vortex....*

Wow...theres a penny in the middle of this very busy intersection.
*gets penny*
*SQUASH*

lol ^^ i think thats how im gonna go ^^

"poison? na, that just your mums cooking *eats some* se--- " GAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! *dies really horribly*

"death is only the beginning..."-the mummy

i just watched that a few min. ago. :)

ohhhhh, i like that movie ^^

"hmmmm... i wonder what this button does...." bout anything could happen after those last words ^^

"how-dee-do-dee neighborino! *bang! (gets shot)**falls**gets back up and pulls out a bible* good thing i had my holy bible.*bang!**falls**stands up and holds out a piece of wood* oh, good thing i had this big piece of wood *bang**falls**gets up and holds out a cross* good thing i had this metal cross. uh, you know what homer, i'm just gonna go back inside my house now.*runs*"-the simpsons(ned flander)

it went something like that. i forgot the exact words. i loved that scean. :lol:

LOL! i never seen that one but it sounds hilarious! ^^

"Vicious lion? no this is just a big pussy cat *trys to scratch belly*" suppose they can scratch the belly from inside now O.o

:lol: :lol: LOL I REMEMBER THAT ONE! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:


"hm... its no man-eating lion, its just a big pussycat...."*scratches its belly...*
" would you like to scratch me from the inside?" *eats the man.....*
"um... yes please i do....." *scratches the lion from the inside then dies...*

"Trust me! If superheors can do it, so can you!" ::Makes em do a stoopid-hero stunt. They fall down and go boom!:: O.O Maybe not?

"Trust me. I'm an expert."
or the most commonly used one...
"AHHHHHHH!!!"*falling down a cliff or high place*

"hmm ok lets see i'll put it in the red.....*gets electrifyed* lets try the green...*gets even more powerful shock* lets try the red....*gets shocked...* i'll try the green...*gets shocked again...* lets try them together...*gets really shocked...*"
" wake up Homer..."
" huh? damint what happened...?"
" we found you laying in the bushes..."