51 fun things to do in an elevator...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darnit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occassionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. Tell the stupid OJ knock, knock joke & laugh at it.

51. As you are walking out, push as many buttons as you can.

(HAHAHA Classic...)

LOL!! This reminds me of the time my dad was having a party at our house and my friend and I stayed in the elevator and did some weird things... We did numbers 10, 20, and 27... Oh man was that funny... We got in so much trouble after because some of the guests began to complain to my dad :lol:... We did something just like 26 though... Since my dad is a researcher and he works on some weird stuff (right now he's working with laser development) we took some fake eyes and put them in a plastic bag with water... MAN did people freak out :lol:!

LOL! laughing so hard my tummy hurts. ;_;

I've done number 11 once. xD

Those are all funny! Next time I go on an elevator I really wanna do 40.

Lol! 40 sounds like something you would do Aeris. I have only done the press a million buttons one. But, when it stopped at each floor I would ask everyone whose stop it was then when the doors closed I just sighed. Also, have done the one where you press as many buttons while getting off the elevator. Those people must have thought I was a maniac. o_O" *twitch twitch* Which I am not! *hits self in head* SHUT UP IN THERE!........O_O




StaTiC

*laughing her head off* wow, surprisingly i've done a buch of these. In skool we hang out in a hallway near an elevator, so... i've done number 4, 17, 29, 30 and 36. And once, we also put a sign in the elevator telling people to sign their name for a petition if they were having a jolly good day. Well, the sign was gone the next day, and the security guard asked us if we knew who put it there....hmm...

15 is my personal favourite...I havent tried it but it sounds like something cool to do...

Man....I would do so many of these if I could just keep a straight face....
I did do something similar to number 8, but it was to my friend (I put "air holes" in the box that her b-day present was in and shook it like there was something moving inside it every few minutes....that was so evil of me.....)

i like 35, 45 and 27. man those areclassic. im so doing one next time im in an elevator. 15 would be the most annoying. i also got one to add. press all the buttons and then the emergency stop button when getting off, therefore it has to go to all the stops first, then just stop. now that would be funny... or it might just be me.

HAHA these are so funny!

lol those are funny :lol: , me and my brother did number 51 at a hotel once and every time we got off the elevator we would press all the buttons :rolleyes:

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


Did it, got in trouble for drawing on their property.

O_O

Twas funny though everyone backed away from my "personal space"

Did the box one at a mall. Some punk just kicked it out of the way and the door shut.



StaTiC

XD you are now a vandalist.

Mwaha...I live in an apartment building XP.

Unfortunately, 'tisn't very crowded, so I never really get on the elevator with a lot of people. However I usually push all the buttons when I get off, just to annoy people who will hear it "ding" at every floor.... ^_^ hee!

well I dont really use the elevators XP oh well ;) but it is very funny