Ok, so i was thinking about pirates and i decided it would be fun to make a pirates club! I guess i'll be the captain, and we can chose ranks going from there. You can make up ranks if you want...

Captain: DianicBealtaine
Firstmate:Shinobiwarrior
Swabbie:Black Mage#1
Pirate #1:Kuroneko
Pirate#2:Birdieball
Pirate#3: Sano

Oh, yay! Pirates! Funfun! Me join pleez?

Arrr, ya scurvy dogs...to Davey Jones' locker with the lot o' ya! Har har me hearties!

I'm in!

-looks at SW and backs away slowly-

*looks at Neko*......Don't make me make ya' walk the plank...(Actually it'd prolly be more fun to take out your eyeballs and roast them fer me parrot...yo ho!) And I have a question fer our dear capitan...why is the rum gone? (why IS it, DB? Hmmmm....)

OOh ooh! Can I join? I wanna be a swabbie!

Hmmm....that is a very good question matey. Unfortunatly i haven't the slightest idea where the rum is gone, but i do know one thing fer sure. SOMEONE TOOK IT!!!!! ARG!!!!! *looks through telescope out at open sea*

Someone STOLE our rum?!?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(wow, fer someone who dosen't drink, I'm sure getting worked up about the rum...)
Anyways.....we MUST go after the thevin' dogs! Yo ho!

*sails by the post in her ship of 42 guns, her hands cupped over her mouth as she shouts...outside cannonball range* Ha! I have yer rum, and my crew'll be good and happy tonight! *sails off at high speeds, propelled by very fortunate winds...*

AARRGGHH!!! That black-hearted thevin'...hey, wait a minute...what be this? *points to a treasure chest that one of Byaggha's sailors forgot*
YO HO!!! This be enough booty to both replace the rum and buy more rum! Tis' a great thing, to be sure! HA!

*Byaggha's ship strikes up a tune, and through a spyglass many of her men can be seen dancing drunkenly*

*Joins*

*Gives the gift of a keyboard*

*Press keyboard*
*RRRRR*
RRRRRRRR, RR? RR!!! R!!!!!
*Translation*
*Steals Rum*
Ive got the bloomin' rum now maties. What the lot of ye say now? Canst I sail the seven sea's bout' ye ship? Or shall I be forced to strangle the lot of ye and heng ye be yer yeller tails?
xD!!

*Byaggha's botswain (pronounced bo-sun) stands tipsily, and raises a hand as if he's going to yell at the rum thief. Instead, a pained look crosses his face and he throws up on the deck and passes out.*

Luck n' rum to the lot of ye! I like to read Pirate books. (gods, can ye beleive yon statement? I can read!)

Who know's what me golden earing's for?

*is the only pirate w/o an eyepatch*

*goes to deck and starts washing floor* Yo hoho and a bottle of rum! *write redrum*

ARG! The rum! Stop stealing our blooming rum! Lets pack up and go after our rum mateys. *goes to stand on the top deck* What're ya waiting fer ya scumbags, get moving. We need our rum back!

"ARR, th' captain is right! Get to movin' ya' sea dogs!" No one moves.
"C'mon...git movin' lest the lot o' ye wants to walk th' plank!" Still nothing.
"Alright...I promise ye that *coughwiththecaptian'sconcentcough* after we get our rum back, we can all get piss-drunk!" A flurry of movement occurs as everyone moves to their stations to set sail.

I 'ave yon ship a new lucky mascot. Only cost me a few doubloons!

She's alright, but can she swim then matey? Arg, the last thing we need is a drowning dog! And also, does she drink rum?

Aye, she be a right swimming drunkard!

Argh!, my cat has joined the pirate crew! His softness will comfort us for a bit adn find burried treasure!

ARG count me in m'lady!

Arrr, well it appears that we have a fine crew shaping up, cap'in. So, what's say we find the scalywags that stole our rum. And afterwards we drink it. Lets go everyone...WE"RE A'COMIN FOR OUR RUM!!!

*the ship sails away from the island, with captain Diana shouting instructions to everyone* Hoist the sails, raise our flag, swab that deck swabbie!

looks like the swabbie's gotten into the rum again. he swabbed my face, not the deck! *draws Scimitar*

"HEY Hey hey...NO FIGHTING *coughunlessigettojoinincough*!"
*draws cutlass*

Pirate

As captain Diana steered the ship on the open seas, she looked down upon the deck. With interest, she noted that the swabbie, first mate, and one of the other pirates were having a disagreement not far from where she stood. Grabbing the first man she saw, she told him to steer the ship. She then drew her dagger and rushed into the quarrel.

*beats up swabbie*
*backs up*
*assesses the situation*

"Argh...this here thread seems ter be gettin' a bit violent mateys. What's the dealio, yo?" *starts whacking off all of the violent people's heads*......*except for my own head...which shall remain on my shoulders thankyouverymuch*

>.> You cant hurt me, I didn't do anything *thrusts broom through Birdie's chest* Argh HE stole the redrum capim!

harharharhar 'twill take more 'an a broom-wound ta finish off this 'ere corsiar!

O.O It's Allison 'a Ninja Pirate!

Allison the BLACK BELT ninja pirate :ph43r: *is proud* ^-^ .
Allison, you better go kick some evil pirate butt, cause i STILL haven't gotten m'share of rum! An' tha' goes fer ta rest of yeh scallywaggs too!

Yarr, I need some rum to be forgettin about my depression. I'm depressed that Me Love's not around...