Title: Better blonde jokes
G-Man - November 24, 2005 05:30 AM (GMT)
I have an unending supply of them, jus lemme know if ya like em
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pull the pin and throw it back
Q: What do you do if a blonde is holding a grenade?
A: Catch the pin and take cover
Q: Why does the blonde have bruises on her belly button?
A: Her boyfriend is blonde too
I could go at this all day, and i will add to the list by request
Batman - November 24, 2005 08:02 AM (GMT)
i got one
a blonde, a brunet and a red head were stranded on a desert island, with only 2km to the mainland, the brunet tries to swim for it...but unfortunately drowns half way, the red tries next gets a little further but drowns at 1.5km. The jumps in and starts swimming, beats the 1km, the 1.5km, makes it to 1.9km, she then gets tired and swims back :err:
keep em commin i like blonde jokes, they crack me up :lol:
G-Man - November 25, 2005 04:01 AM (GMT)
Q: What do you call 5 blondes lined up ear to ear?
A: An air tunnel
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
More by request...
man, what total idiot blonde inspired these jokes?
Jack Thompson - November 25, 2005 05:30 AM (GMT)
I got one:
Two blondes were walking in the woods, when they came across a set of tracks. One said, "Those are deer tracks." The other replied, "No, they're too big. They're definitely bear tracks." And then the train hit them.
Toushiro Hitsugaya - November 25, 2005 05:38 AM (GMT)
XD... I never heard that one before, HAHAHA....
heres one...
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
G-Man - November 25, 2005 05:47 AM (GMT)
lol man thats great
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: To rest their ankles
Q: Why did the blonde become a nun?
A: She said "What the hell I'm on my knees all the time anyway!"
