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Hello there, I am your host...Of today's story.

This story has all the things a story needs...It has!

Hatred.

Bravery.

Sadness.

Suspense.

And above all things...Love!

Gah! Always this ridiculous obsession with LOVE!

Why the weird accent?

It's from Moulin Rouge, idiot.

Ah, you're not too good at the accent.

Shut up, at least I don't have a british accent.

...Erm...Yeah, Well, anyway, you came at a good time, my dear.

Eh?

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Yes, this...Stubborn, little, annoying girl here, is the heroine of our story.

Ohhhhh? Does this mean that I will be the one to,

Hate...?

Save...?

Cry...?

Have adventure...?

And fall in love...?

No, not all of them.

...Oh.

Although this girl right here, may not be the strongest, nicest, coolest, funniest, or even best around here, she still in fact will be the hero of this story.

From the moment she was born, she was destinied with the world in her hands. That fateful day she would finally be come...15.[In 2 weeks! ^_^] She was a stubborn little girl. She would always seem happy, the clumsy dumb blonde girls were always happy, weren't they? But in fact, she was a very depressed person. Her parents would yell at her every other day, and soon she had cried enough to cry anymore tears.


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I though I told you to clean your room!

But mother...I had to do my homework...and I didn't have time and-and-

I'm sick and tired of your excuses! *slap*

Ugh! [faint]


20 minutes later...

There's nothing for me here, I'm leaving, forever! Maybe I can finally find adventure out there! And someone will actually like me for who I am!

And so she walked...She walked for what seemed days, but what was only hours. Soon it became midnight and she decided to stay and make a fire, and perhaps think of a plan for food.

(End music.)

Oh my...It's a cold evening. Why is it so cold! Wow...I'm so hungry...This is so depressing, I should've never left.

And then she heard something...It seemed to be a stick crack.

Who's there!? I'm warning you! I have a sword and will ram it up your!-

..........*bleep* ? Someone had to do it!


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Oh it's just a drunk boy! Maybe I can steal a little beer or something...

And so Shaydah, stole some beer. Erm...I mean TRIED...

Eek!

What the fuck are you doing you shithead! This is my beer! You got that! My beer! God damn you fucking idiot. Didn't you see me holding it!?

Do you have no manners!?

Shut the fuck up!

Say that again, I dare you.

Shut the fuck up!

Arrrgh!

You crazy bitch!

Haha...I was great, you loved it. [Thats payback for your masamune trick!]

Without Shaydah knowing, people were watching her every move, and decided then to...Well...Hit her backside the head. o_O

Ack...Argh...I can't move...I...

Is she okay...?

Yes, she's only fainted. Peter, take her to the headquarters!

Okay.

And for goodness sake Ben, stop faking it and just get up. I'm sure she didn't stab you that hard.

She cut off my thumb!

Holy shit.

And so today's chapter ends. Who were these...People? And why were they watching Shaydah? Stay tuned for the next chapter!

Ah, so it's you again. Couldn't get enough of the story could you? I know. My mom told me I have a superb imagination and should put it in writing. [I'm not kidding! xD She said that like one hour ago and remembered I had to do this! ] But anyway...Where did we leave off? Oh yes, so Shaydah was knocked out by a few weird people...

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Ugh...Where am I?...Wha? Who are you?

Ah, so you finally decide to wake up, do you? I'm Christian, it's nice to meet you. I'm the scientist here in LOLWTF corp.

Ah? And what does that exactly stand for?

I don't know, but that is besides the point. I'm pretty sure you've heard of LOLWTF corp.

Nope, none whatsoever.

OMGWTF? Well, I'm going to have my assistant teach you. KENSHIN! COME OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!

Yes sir...?

Show this young lady to lab 17, and...While you're there...

Get me a coffee. Decaf.

Yes sir. Now you, this way.


...You don't talk much do you?

...

Oh, shy right? Well...My name's Shaydah, and you are?

...

Nevermind I asked.

The only thing Master Christian told me to do, was lead you in the direction of Lab 17, he said nothing about talking to you.

That's great...Well...How long more do we have to walk?

...

*sigh*

Ooooh! Hello there! What's up Kenshin!?

Just open the door. She's with me.

Mad, are we? Well okay. I can take it from here.

Okay, good.

I'm sorry, he's never really been much of a talkative person. But anyway, welcome! To Lab 17!

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Wow! It's huge! It's beautiful! And wow! This lab must be 6.7 years old!

It is! How'd you know?

I guessed.

Yes yes, well, anyway, this here would be-

Hey! I know those people! Over there!

Oh them? They're our infiltrators. The lead infiltrator that makes all plans is-

Wow! I didn't think I'd see 'em again! Hi guys!

Uhhh...Yes, well as I was saying-

HI GUYS!! Can they not hear me or something?

HEY! I'M TALKING HERE! PIPE DOWN KID!

Oops...I'm sorry.

Hmph. As I was saying. The lead infiltrator would be Elza. The one with red hair.

Awesome.

Yes, well, it's a hard job. You see. Here, in LOLWTF corp, we do a little traveling.

I love traveling!

It's not the same kind of traveling you're thinking of. We- Well...Not exactly we...But Jill and Elza have acquired records from 1000 years ago, that say you can travel through time. The man who traveled was named Aj. He was a great man. Superb. A genius. He said he, himself had traveled through time, but...All his records of what had happened through his journies are scattered everywhere. And I mean everywhere. You name it. The dinosaur age. Ice age. In the future. He disappeared when he was 27 years old, leaving us nothing. We have no idea where he went.

If he left us with nothing, then how're you so sure he could travel through time.

He left his blue prints.

That's amazing and all, but what does that have to do with anything that you guys do?

We travel through time, we're looking for him, and looking for his records. We've found 5. But we need 6 more. They're said to be held by the l33t.

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Wha!? The l33t!? I thought they only existed today? And oh gosh! You defeated the l33t!?

They've existed since the beginning. We've defeated them in 200 A.D, 1000 B.C, 1000 A.D, 100 B.C, and 2,000 B.C

Oh, so you haven't defeated them in this time.

Of course not, but we will. They're extremely powerful! But, we're infiltrating their base tomorrow.

Yes! I'm coming too.

Wha!? It's too dangerous!

Are you saying I'm too weak? I'm good with my sword!

She is great with her sword.

Ahhh! Your majesty!

Hello Treya. I believe she can come with us tomorrow. She indeed has a great sword.

Oh thank you Elza! You won't regret it!

I don't think I will either.

Are you crazy!? She's going to cut someone else's thumb off!

That's only because you were acting like "teh" idiot.

Yes exactly.

Ugh, why did I agree to work with these idiots.

You mean "teh" idiots! Haha!

Shut up.

Eek!

I thought I said don't do that in here!

Sorry.

But as everyone was laughing and having fun. The alarm sounded.

( End music. )

Code red. I repeat, Code Red. This is not a drill!

The l33t!

The l33t!

Hehe...As planned, the l33t have come.

Whoa-ho-ho! It just keeps getting dramatic doesn't it? The l33t have finally come! Shaydah has joined the infiltrators group! Why was Kenshin the only one to laugh...Is he evil too!? Stay tuned to the next chapter!

Hello, did you miss me? I missed you too. We seemed to have some technical difficulties for the past two weeks, because something bad happened to the writer of this story. She blames it on her voice that talks too much on the phone with someone she's not allowed to talk to.

Who!?

Erm. Nevermind Ben. >_> It went something like this:

Hey ma, um...Yeah. I made your phone bill thing go high up again by talking to that little scoundrel again. [Joke, I wouldn't call Ben a little scoundrel]

MOM: OMG HOW COULD YOU. YOU'RE HORRIBLE. [lecture next one hour] No more computer!

Okay then.

So that's basically what happened if you were wondering, now back to our beloved story. Oh wait! It seems like our heroine wants to say something...

Yes, yes I do. What the hell was that all about. I was in my house, chained up, not being able to do anything, and no call!? You are all so horrible.

...Done?

...Yes.

Okay, let's go on with the story now! With our beoved heroine who is now 15! ^_^


[[Which I'll do more of tomorrow or something. ^_^ That just explains my absence.]]

In case you didn't know, I've been busy. [[Yes, Shaydah gets busy.]] But right now, I'm dreadfully alone, so I have time to do this again!

We left off when the alarm sounded leaving the rest of our crew to believe the l33t had come. x_x So back to our story...

We have a case on our hands. We need to exit this building as soon as possible. We don't know if they placed a bomb in here, so we need to hurry fast. We need two groups though. One group to pick up Christian. The other to find Jill and borrow some dragons. The group to pick up Christian will go straight to his lab, and go up the stairs in the b102 hallway, and wait on the top of the building. The people to get Jill will get the dragons and fly up to the top of the building to meet the other group, and fly away. While we're up, we'll figure out a place to go. I will be going to find Jill. I want Treya to be in the other group because she knows the fastest way to Christian's lab. So who's going where?

I want to go get Christian. I want to make sure he's safe! He helped me recover didn't he? Yeah! I'm going with Treya!

Because those are the two weakest people in our group, Peter, you're going to have to balance that out.

...Sigh...Well, alright then. [[<< notice how he doesn't say "OKAY"!!!]]

That means...You two. Ben and Katie. You're coming with me.

Ohhhh yeah!!

Ahhh, this is great. All of us on an adventure to run away! I can't wait! This is going to be so fun, I won't let you guys down! Really!

Keep your heads up, we have company.

Rawr!!

Shaydah 25/25 100/100
Treya 80/80 95/95
Peter 150/150 15/15

Ah! Finally! A real battle! I can't wait! I want you guys to check out my skills! And holy crap...Am I really that pale?

Haha, I remember the first time I saw myself, I was wondering why I looked so old too.

Have you guys forgotten we're in a battle?

Oh yeah, let me handle this.

Shaydah hits Azala with .5 points of damage.

Okay, what the hell.

Azala hits Shaydah with 23 points of damage.

Oh no! I better heal her.

Treya casts cure... Shaydah regains full HP.

Thanks Treya.

Okay this is taking way too long.

BZZZZOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

Peter hits Azala with 60 points of damage... Azala disappears.

Shaydah, Treya, and Peter gain 125 exp!

Shaydah reaches level 3!

...What level were you on before we started this fight?

One.

Oh God. Let me check your stats... WTF.

Whoa! How're you guys on level 15!?

We fight off minions regularly, but don't worry! You'll catch up to us.

Okay we need to hurry up and get these battles over with and find Christian…

Wha!? Battles!? Why're you speaking in plural tense!? What do you mean battles!? I could hardly fight in that last one! …How many more battles?

About 30 in each level?

WHAT!?!? Oh my God!! No!!

Treya, cast silence on her or something.

Shut up Peter, I'm going to cast protect on her so she'll be able to do this.

Treya casts protect on Shaydah.

Alright, here comes another. Get ready.



Will Shaydah be able to endure the challenges ahead? Will Treya continue to be too nice? Will Peter completely lose it and go insane? How many more battles are indeed to come?

And what about Elzas group? How’re they doing? Are they enduring the same challenges…Or more?

Stay tuned to the next chapter of this drama!

Ugh, there's too many of them....

There might be too many of them, but all we have to do is one hit and, TEH MANGO! They are gone.

Yes, but this might be a trap. They might be stalling us...Hm...Ben, stop fighting. We're going to choose the "Run" command for now on, so we can hurry to Jill.

But, once if-

Don't question me, Ben. You forget who holds order in this group.

Yes, your majesty.

Ben hits Rabite with 51 points of damage. Rabite disappears.

Hey, I wonder if Peter and them are experiencing the same battles as us? And the same amount?

Well, even if they are, I have a feeling they'll be just fine!...



God. Damn it.

So what is this again? The 5th time reviving her?

I've said it 6 times, and I'll say it again, Shut up Peter.

=+=+=+=+=

Yipee! Teh mango sees the doors! We pass these doors and we finally see Jill!

I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon.

=+=+=+=+=

Gah, are we there yet? I thought you said we're almost done with this "level".

Even if you are almost done with a level, you never just pass one, because usually at the end of every level there's a-

Long time no see!

A boss.

=+=+=+=+=

Fiegmund...? Is that you? ...What have they done to you? You're with us! Not the l33t!

I'm sorry Elza, Katie, Ben...But this is where your story ends.

A...Another battle? But why? But I've wasted all your mp Treya...

It's okay, have faith in Peter's strength. He'll defeat him.

I'm not sure if I can Treya...Alone? All of our items are gone, and your mp.

Treya casts Scan...

Dolan 670/670

His weak point...You should hit his hands first so he doesn't cause that much physical damage, because I can't heal you now.

Dolan hits Peter with 53 points of damage

Wtf!? 3rd of my life is already gone!? Shaydah, you better prove yourself useful in this fight.

... I'll try.

=+=+=+=+=

Ahhh, God. He's too strong!

Why, Fiegmund...Why?

Look out Elza!!!

Ack! [hack cough]

Fiegmund hits Elza with 67 points of damage. Elza has fainted!

I'm sorry Katie, but you're next.

Ben! Do something! My turns already over!

I...I can't do anything. We have to give up. We trained Fiegmund in this very building on how to defend if anyone ever came, and now...He's on their side. We have no chance.

Ben!

Fiegmund hits Katie with 80 points of damage. Katie has fainted!

=+=+=+=+=

Crap. Treya's fainted. And I only have 15 hit points left. Shaydah. I tried, I'm really sorry. He has 200 hit points left. If you manage to kill him-...

Dolan hits Peter with 67 points of damage. Peter has fainted!

...Now it's your turn, to die.

=+=+=+=+=

I'm sorry about this Ben.

=+=+=+=+=


Mmmm mmm mmmm yes. You know I like it like that... Lettuce, meat, onions, tomatoes, mayo, ketchup, mustard, and buns. All in one. The best invention ever. The HAMBURGER.

Oh whoops! Hello there. Yes yes. Where did we stop?

Everyone's about to die.

Ah yes! Everyone's in a tough spot! What will happen to Ben!? What will happen to Shaydah!? Will the rest of our heroes revive on their own!? Stay tuned to the next chapter of...Saving the World!

Die? I'm too young to die!!!

[bangs hands on the ground]

And suddenly, a life changing event had happened in Shaydah's life...It was the day she had finally figured out that she was a summoner! Red sparks flew everywhere, as a red symbol appeared on the ground. From this symbol, a creature had came over it. It seemed to have taken toll from Shaydah. She had lost consciousness when he appeared.

A weak summoner? Pfft...She can't even remain conscious...Oh well. Better do what I came here to do.

Ifrit casts Hellfire. Ifrit hits Dolan and Fiegmund with 350 points of damage. Dolan disappears!

Shaydah gains 1010 exp!
Shaydah reachs level 11!

Mmmm....Huh? What? What happened?

I don't know...I just woke up too. I guess Shaydah defeated Dolan by herself...But what happened to her?

She's just unconscious, pick her up and let's hurry up the stairs to meet with them.

=+=+=+=+=

Man, this sucks. I didn't even have a last beer!! What the hell!?!? x_x

But just at that moment, fires had appeared from underground, engulfing Fiegmund, and keeping him trapped, suffering. Soon to die.

Whoa whoa, where did that fire come from?

Oh no! What happened? How could you do that Ben!? Fiegmund was our friend!

I didn't do it though! I swear! ...And anyway, even if I did, we have to kill him. He was trying to kill us!

He's right Elza. We have to keep going now to Jill.

We can't just leave him here...

Please, go now. She's right Elza, this building is going to collapse in approximately 2 minutes...I want to thank you though, before I die, for killing me, I wouldn't want anyone other than you to kill me...I didn't want to work with the l33t anymore. So thank you...For being there...

What? What're you saying? Fiegmund?...FIEGMUND!!

He's dead Elza....I'm sorry...Whoa! What's this? A chip? A chip was planted on his back...I wonder what that means?

We'll figure that out later, we need to get Jill and pick Peter and them up! [knock] JILL! JILL! ARE YOU IN THERE!?

Gah. Hold up! I'll get the door!

Door opens!

...What the...? Why didn't you help us if you were right in front of the door?

Ha! In front of the door? And risk my life? No way! Who was that monster anyway?

That monster...Was...Fiegmund...

Hm. I bet. He did disappear from the pen awhile ago, alot of dragons have actually.

And you kept it a secret? Why!? That's something really important! You should tell us!

I thought I could figure it out myself, but, I guess we're in a pickle right now, so I'm better off just telling you.

Either way, we need to pick up some dragons and go, if you guys have gotten this buildings going to explode...

Eek! Let's hurry and go!

Alright, we can talk about it on the way, where do you want to take them?

We need to pick up the others on the roof.

Alright! Let's step on it!

Oui, where are they? They better hurry up!

Don't worry, they'll come for us.

You asked for a hero?

Jill! Hi hi! Long time no see!

What happened to Shay? What'd you do to her? And where's Christian? Didn't you pick him up?

Christian wasn't there, I'm guessing by his wisdom already, he already escaped. As for Shaydah, I don't know, one moment she's screaming, the next moment she fainted? But the monster was gone.

Ohhh yeah! We got a strong one in our hands!

Actually, she kind of sucks at battling.

Let's stop the chit chat. This place is about to explode, get on the dragons!

Our journies are never boring...I guess I should be grateful for that at least...

...

What're you thinking Elza?

You know perfectly well what she's thinking about Ben, stop being stupid. Why must you always make people depressed?

No no, it's okay. I need to get over Fiegmund anyway, he betrayed us.

Fiegmund?...

Yes, he was in front of Jill's room, we needed to kill him, but he tried to kill us first. He was with the l33t.

I'm sure he didn't Elza, I'm sure he was just brainwashed or something. The l33t like to fight dirty.

Nah, he left my pen. He wasn't trustworthy.

And so did most of your other dragons.

Shush.

Well we better rest up. In the morning we probably will be over the Espero plains, we'll get dropped off there and find the hidden town. That's where Christian probably is. Until then, go to sleep. We've all had a hard day.

=+=+=+=+=

Your majesty, the destruction of the heroes headquarters has been successful.

What is this. Did I say you could come in here!? And disturb my sleep!?

I am sorry your majesty, but I thought you'd be pleased to know that-

I know I know, good job Jesus. We must send some subordinates to the HQ for some information to where all the crystals are...CHAOS!

Your highness!

Go the heroes HQ, and find the scrolls. And you, Jesus, do the heroes still believe you are Christian's servant?

Yes, they've fallen into our trap.

Excellent. Find Christian, and stay with him. So we can have updated information on these "heroes"...But before you go Jesus...Coffee...Decaf.

...

EVERYONE! WAKE UP!!

Five ... More minutes ...

Or ten... Would be good ...

She said get up!!! [kick]

Alright alright, but how come SHE gets to sleep?



She had a hard day yesterday!

A hard day!? We did more than she did!

Don't talk back to me!

[sniffle sniffle]

Breakfast is ready!

Ah yes! Me love Treya's breakfast!

Who doesn't!? Woo!

I think it's pretty normal...

Oh don't be so messed up Peter, you know Treya is the best cook.

Uh ... Yeah. Sure.

So, in 15 minutes we're approaching the Espero Plains? Do we have to jump off like last time? I really hated that.

Yes, we do. These pancakes are fantastic Treya! I just have to tell you this.

Thank you thank you! I only try...

Blarg!! I hate jumping off, messes up my hair.

Hm. Yummy! So setting aside this breakfast, shouldn't we get all our stuff?

Yes yes, we do, our stop is arriving in 10 minutes.

Shouldn't we wake up Shaydah then?

She must rest.

She's not even asleep. Look.

Don't do it.

Get up! I know you're faking it! [kick]

Oww... Man, what the f*ck, I was sleeping...

Whoops.

She's gotta bump on her head now. Thanks Ben.

Nice to see you all again. We're setting aside the story today because it's...



Yay! Confetti! w00t. GO CRAZY. Our heroes would like to say something to you...

[PM if me if you want to say something, otherwise I'll say something for you! =p Something cheesy. Or I'll just ask you guys on AIM. ^_^ This'll be updated at 11:30 P.M EST tonight!: )]

Here's what our heroes had to say about today's awesome event...

AngelTide...better than some sort of very enjoyable...thing...

I need to get a new picture! We must all make a pay-pal account called “Buy Kie a pink tutu fund!”

Where’s the cake?

Wow!

I’m not in AT literally, but I am one of the best members! Don’t forget about me! GO AT!

Happy birthday AT!

Woot, it's been two years and we're still alive! Still alive you bitches! All hail our mightiness and ultra coolness! And obviously, we have the best forum name ever. (Heehee, and you had that weird japanese one picked out Kenshin. I win!)

AT’s birthday?

w00t.

Teeheehee! AT’s birthday! I just want you all to know! I love all of you! And it’s amazing that I stayed friends with all of you through all these years! <3 to you all!

…



You can't expect ME of all people to think of something. I'm boring

Well, that's all folks! Hope everyone had a great day! And may all your dreams come true.

Everyone remember! Fall down near that big huge willow tree! Then we're gonna go find Christian.

Ay ay captain!

Alright let's go! [/jumps off]

No parachutes or anything? Just fall? What's going to break our fall!?

Just jump off for goodness sake. [/jumps off]

Bye bye dragons!

Oh well, everyone's gone, might as well jump. Hiyahhh!

Earth hits Shaydah with 10 damage.

I hate you.

You're horrible!

Everyone! Es-tee-eff-you! We made it fine, we need to get on our way and go to Christian. The town is just over yonder.

Woohoo! Over yonder here I come!

Hm... The boss said Christian must be in the pub ... Sloop de loop lane ... Ah here we go! This place is gross ... AND SMELLS GROSS. double u-tee-eff.

Hello there, what can I do for you?

Hi. I was wondering ... If you knew-

How to do a bloody mary? Shirley Temple? I KNOW EVERYTHING! Tell me, which one would it be mister?

No, Do you know where Christian is?

... Who?

He's a guy with white hair ... Kinda short. Big cloak. COME ON! I know he's hiding here.

Um. Sir. I have no idea what you're talking about. BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BLOODY MARY!

I DON'T WANT A BLOODY MARY! I WANNA KNOW WHERE CHRISTIAN IS!!

glasses break

Whoa what was that? It came from in there!

Hey! What's going on in here!?

Ah... LOLWTF ... I knew I'd run into you soon, but not so soon. Did you like our little ... Present? Heh.

So it WAS the l33t that broke in!

Ah! Chaos! Long time no see, I've been waiting for this moment for too long!

Don't get too hasty Ben, he might have information! What did you do to Fiegmund?

Haha... Your stupid dragon was idiotic and gullible... But I can tell you what happened for a price ... What do you say?

I say that NONE of my dragons are as ugly as you!

Why you little-!

Stop!

Ben hits Chaos with 53 damage.

You little cheat!

Ben... Elza said not to hit him yet!

Oh oh, it's fine it's fine! TAKE THIS CT SCUM!



Readies his supersonic laser ray ... Peter hits Chaos with 110 damage

Ugh, you guys don't play fair ... Guess you won't learn any information about your dumb dragon anymore!

Helicopters sound from above ...

Looks like it's my ride, see you guys later!

Chaos jumps onto the helicopter as it steadies back up to fly away

Stop that helicopter! Stop it!! Stop - ... We lost it...[/sigh]...

We'll see him again Elza. Don't worry. I think we need to pay attention right now to the bar though, Christian's here...Otherwise Chaos wouldn't have been here.

You're right ... Well ... Hello ... Did you know-

Know how to make a bloody mary!? Of course!!

A bloody mary!? Alriiight! Awesome! Hook me up with some of that shizzle. Fo shizzle my nizzle!