Title: What not to say to a cop
Description: i could see some of you guys doing this
BP9 - August 4, 2003 05:30 AM (GMT)
1. Sure I'll get my license, but can you hold my beer?
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..
3. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed.....have you been eating doughnuts?"
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does..
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer..
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!
Kuroneko - August 4, 2003 05:49 AM (GMT)
HA HA HA!!!! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
Malheureux - August 4, 2003 08:24 PM (GMT)
I got that in an e-mail once along with '50 Things To Do In Wal-Mart'. They were excellent.
My friend said #9 to an officer once, but he just laughed. Ah well, at least they have a sense of humor.
Shawn Michaels - August 4, 2003 08:38 PM (GMT)
I've said number 8 to a teacher when I got lunch detention. <_<
Anyway, I got this once. Doesn't mean it doesn't give me a laugh though! xD
StaTiC - August 4, 2003 09:24 PM (GMT)
Lol, my uncle was drunk and said "Can I touch your shiny badge?" when the officer asked for his driver license and registration. Amazingly the officer did make him take a breathalizer test and my uncle didn't even get a ticket.
StaTiC
Bill Gates - August 4, 2003 11:16 PM (GMT)
Another you should add to that list:
"No officer..I'm not as think you are as drunk I am. I swear to dog!"
xD
widdlestilzkinmoogle - August 4, 2003 11:50 PM (GMT)
officer: get in the car son
dude: f you biotch!!!! ( i dunno. i think that phrase is funny lol )
take 2
officer: get in the car son
dude: hell naw muthatrucka!
take 3- questioning
officer: who sent you?
dude: yo mama! XD
bwhahhahahahhaah
Sean Connery - August 12, 2003 01:33 AM (GMT)
That reminds me of a joke I once herd....
A professional juggler was late driving to one of his appointments and had torches and lighter fluid in the back seat of his car. A police officer pulled him over for speeding and as he was asking for the man's license and registration he noticed the suspicious articles in the back seat and inquired about them. The man replied that they were for his juggling routine. Still suspicious, the officer reqiuested the man to demonstrate his routine. The man obliged, juggling the flaming torches masterfully. A couple driving by saw this, and the woman remarked to her husband "Well, it's a good thing you stopped drinking....look at the test they're giving NOW."
Psyva - August 14, 2003 04:02 AM (GMT)
Hahah... One of my friends said number 4 to a cop once with a little bit of a variation... He was going about 110 with my new Porshe (which i can't even drive for a few years <_<) because we wanted to see how fast we could get it to go... We were freakin out when they pulled us over because we didn't think we'd get caught :lol: ... They only gave him a ticket since he wasn't drunk and had his license but I just gave him the money for it later... It was so funny :lol:!
