Whilst the majority of ASRL coaches were snuggled safe and warm in their beds,
Dreams of premierships and hatricks floating in their heads,
There were two still awake- working hard all night
The urge to sleep was one they had to fight.
John W sat on his computer and thought,
What can I do to this website I bought?
Jelly has built it, but it's way out of date,
Well, what do you think Chris my old mate?
Chris, who was working on stuff of his own,
Promptly told Johnny to leave him alone,
But Johnny reminded him of the Grand Final win,
And had the audacity to to use a smiley, *grin*
Chris then pointed out how the Aussies beat Wales
And that seemed to tip the argumentative scales.
While John added midis to every page of his site,
Chris played computer games into the night,
And as the sun rose,
they were both on their toes
To see St Helens and Wigan fight.
But woeful tidings did arise,
And they couldn't believe their tired eyes,
That @#%$ FoxSports were being cheap,
And we'd have to wait another week,
To see the final for which we'd all waited,
By the time they showed it, it'd be terribly dated!
But these two young men could not be deterred,
Even as they heard the crow of the morning bird.
Chris watched some Rage,
While John edited his page,
While Roger attempted to sound half his age.
So Magro and Davo and Marshal and Nath
When you're asleep at night, have a little faith
That Chrispy or Johnny are up in the dark
While stalkers and killers are out in the park
And though it sounds crazy, believe me it's true
If you don't watch your back, then we'll come and get you!
North Melbourne and Gold Coast in 2002
It'll be our year again, so good luck and @#%$ you!