As the show begins, we see a limousine arriving in the car park.

Jo Guerrera: Who could that be? Chris Walker arrived hours ago!

The limousine pulls to a stop, and out steps Kathy Zahn- owner of Fight Friday! She looks smugly around and then heads into the arena!

Hurricane Helms CM vs Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones : Helms hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones reverses a hip toss. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones scores with a back heel kick on Helms. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Shining Wizard on Helms, Supahfly really laid that one in. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Helms drops out the back of a Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones bodyslam attempt. Helms hits a dropkick on Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones. Springboard reverse elbow by Hurricane Helms CM. Excellent move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Hurricane Helms CM. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Supahfly counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Springboard reverse elbow by Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones. Excellent move. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Supahfly walks into a trip. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones can barely stand. Here it comes - Flying Neckbreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished. Hurricane Helms CM extends his hand to Supahfly...and it is accepted! They shake!

Backstage we find Kathy Zahn again, she is walking down the halls and occasionally stops to take notes. The camera zooms out and we see Chris Walker.
Chris: See anything you like Kathy? Come to steal some Carnage talent?
Kathy: Steal talent from you? You’re one to talk about theft. You ran off with some of our brightest young stars and turned them into crap.
Chris: I’m sorry you feel that way Kathy. Tell you what, how about you run off your list of grievances to Inspector Jones down at the police station. I do believe you’re committing a crime called trespassing. You’ve got ten minutes to get back into your car and drive back into whatever hellhole spawned you.
Kathy: You can’t talk to me that way!
Chris: I think I can. Now, if you don’t mind, time is money. Have a good night.
He leaves, and Kathy is fuming.

Out in the ring Chris Walker’s music hits, and he enters the ring.
Chris: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to ASWF Carnage! Tonight, as we do every other night, we’ll be putting on a show the likes of which you’ve never seen! To kick proceedings off, Gay Pride will defend their tag titles against The Sparrow Brothers. And later tonight, Jelly Adams will defend his ASWF World Title against Wizard 1o1, and….
S.E.X’s theme hits, and DJMaC runs down into the ring followed closely by Schmo, Leasa Denton, and Lucy Lawless. Chris Walker attempts to fend them off, but strength of numbers bears him down. DJMaC stands Chris Walker up and hits a Flowing DDT. The damage down, S.E.X leave, and paramedics flood the ring to help Chris Walker-Bush.

Gay Pride vs The Sparrow Brothers (For The ASWF Tag Titles) : Flying elbow from Jason Sparrow. Jason crushes Trent with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Jason Sparrow and Michael Sparrow. Michael Sparrow scoops up Trent. Jason bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Michael Sp uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Stiff high kick on Trent by Michael Sparrow who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Trent counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Death valley driver by Trent Da Flight Attendant, Michael Sparrow got planted. Trent tags out to Aaron the Cheerleader. Aaron hits a dropkick on Michael Sparrow. Super frankensteiner on Michael Sp, who hit hard. Aaron the Cheerleader gets taken down out of nowhere. Tag between Michael Sparrow and Jason Sparrow. Aaron takes a hurrancarana from Jason Sparrow. Diamond Dust from Jason Sparrow, Aaron is out. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Jason hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Aaron the Cheerleader ducks a clothesline attempt. Super kick by Aaron the Cheerleader. Jason Sparrow gets whipped into the corner by Aaron, who charges in with a clothesline. Jason grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Jason Sparrow gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out.

We again find Chris Walker backstage.
Chris: Kathy Zahn, you crossed the line tonight. Hell, you didn’t just cross it, you had your S.E.X cronies beat me up on it. You think that Carnage will just sit by and watch as you send your talentless crap over here to cause trouble? Hell no! You’re going to find out first hand just how we get revenge here at Carnage.

Wizard 1o1 is out in the ring.
Wizard: Last week you were all witness to the birth of a new ASWF superstar. John Cena! (A highlight reel of last week’s match plays) But whilst it was a birth for John Cena, for me it was just one more step in my path towards becoming the ASWF World champion! Jelly Adams has cheated, he has lied, and he has slept with people in power to earn his title. I have exclusive proof that Jelly and Kathy Zahn have been having an affair, and here it is! (He gestures to the big screen but it is Sharpedo we see)
Sharpedo: Jokes on you Wizard!
Jelly Adams slides into the ring and smacks Wizard with a chair. He then hit an Aeroplane Drop before beating Wizard down. His work finished, Jelly Adams leaves the ring.

Jo Guerrera: What a horrible beating! Wizard 1o1 has been laid out, I don’t know how he’ll be able to compete tonight!

Backstage we find Gorgeous George giving Steve Simmons a back-rub. Suddenly Wifebeater storms into the room, and Steve stands up in preparation for a confrontation.
Wifebeater: I don’t want to fight you right now Steve. I’m here to challenge you and your missus to a tag team match tonight. You and yours vs. me and mine. What do you say?
Steve: It’d be a pleasure to beat down your red-neck ass again.

Steve Simmons and Gorgeous George are in the ring when Wifebeater appears at the top of the ramp.
Wifebeater: Allow me to introduce my partner…. Batista!
Steve: What? You can’t bring in that freak. I thought this was an intergender tag match?
Wifebeater: I outsmarted you! I outsmarted you!

Batista \ Wifey vs George \ Tank : Gorgeous George attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. Badly executed second rope splash by George. Cover for a two count. George tags out to Steve Simmons. Tank \ George whip Wifey into the corner. Steve Simmons whips Gorgeous George in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Steve Simmons with a spinning neckbreaker on Wifey. There's a two count on the pin. Tank bodyslams Wifebeater. Wifey counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Wifebeater drills Steve Simmons with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Wifey tags out to Batista. Flying shoulder tackle by Batista sends Tank to the mat. Spinebuster by Batista. Tank powers out of a headlock. Tag between Steve Simmons and Gorgeous George. Big clothesline from George. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. Gorgeous George scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Batista walks into a chop to the pecs. Batista reverses a hip toss. Big piledriver on George. Batista floors George near the ropes and makes the pin. Batista is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!

Jelly Adams is relaxing backstage when Chris Walker storms in.
Chris: That wasn’t prudent Jelly.
Jelly: Why? What could you be talking about?
Chris: You know exactly what I mean. If you think you can get out’ve your title defence just by eliminating the #1 contender, you’re sadly mistaken. I’ve got the perfect person to face you tonight.
Jelly: And who would that be? Let’s have a look down your fabulous roster. Ryan ‘Superstoned’ Jones? Or I could wrestle that delusional freak Hurricane. Or how about the garden gnome on steroids? Or possibly Steve ‘@#%$-whipped’ Simmons.
Chris: I thought it was time to blood some new talent. You know who I mean. How about you defend your title tonight against John Cena?
Jelly: What? The bitch boy? Sure, why not? I’ve got nothing else to do.

Jelly Adams vs John Cena (For The ASWF World Title) : Cena receives some punishment. Cena receives some punishment. Jelly slams John Cena down. Fallaway slam by Jelly Adams. John Cena fights out of a grapple. Big kick from Cena. Badly executed second rope splash by Cena. There's a two count on the pin. Jelly counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big piledriver on Cena. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Cena. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Cena kicks Jelly Adams in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jelly receives some unexciting punishment. Jelly Adams comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big backdrop on Cena, executed well. Sharpedo comes running down the aisle with a chair! Jelly goes to irish whip John Cena into the ropes. Sharpedo hits Cena with a chair to the back! John Cena is in trouble. Aeroplane Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! IPA are beating down on John Cena! The music of Wizard1o1 hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Jelly and Sharpedo bail out of the ring, leaving John Cena down in the ring. Wizard1o1 may have saved John Cena from a brutal beating.

Written by Chris-Walker Bush