Gay Pride vs The Sparrow Brothers vs Schmo \ Marvin vs ICP (For The ASWF Tag Titles) : Leg trip from Shaggy. Running table shot by Jason, sending it into Schmo. Flying reverse elbow by Jason Sparrow. Violent J gets hip-tossed onto the ladder. Trent takes a flying neckbreaker from Michael Sparrow. Lightning kick by Michael Sp on Trent. Hip toss onto a chair by Marvin. Marvin hits a rolling kick on Violent J. ICP whip Jason into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Violent J hits a double axehandle off the table onto Michael Sp. Shaggy suplexes Michael Sparrow badly. Massive back suplex! Shaggy got snapped in half. Death valley driver by Schmo, Violent J got planted. Trent rams Schmo into the ladder. Springboard kick drives a table into Jason. Aaron the Cheerleader and Trent Da Flight Attendant climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Lucy Lawless vs Lita vs Natalie Gruzlewski vs Charlie Robinson (For The ASWF Women's Title) : Xena takes a flying neckbreaker from Lita. Lita strikes Xena. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Natalie Gruzlewski. Natalie uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tiger suplex on Xena, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag between Natalie Gruzlewski and Charlie Robinson. Second rope flying axe handle, Xena goes down. Xena tags out to Lita. Standing leg lariat by Lita on Charlie. Lita misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Back heel kick off the second rope, Lita goes down. Pin, three count, it's over. Charlie Robinson pins Lita. Big backdrop on Charlie, executed well. Xena crushes Charlie with a running senton. Cover for a two count. Driven DDT by Lucy Lawless. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag between Charlie Robinson and Natalie Gruzlewski. Second rope flying axe handle, Xena goes down. Hard back suplex on Xena. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Natalie only gets knees on a splash. Hard back suplex on Natalie. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Back heel kick off the second rope, Natalie goes down. Cover gets three. Lucy Lawless pinned Natalie. Xena hits a stump piledriver on Charlie Robinson. Springboard dropkick from Lucy Lawless. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Charlie reverses a waistlock. Lucy Lawless is in trouble. Here it comes - Bitch Slap. 1....2...3, it's finished. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

10 Man Battle Royal (For The ASWF Talent Title) : Reverse DDT on Victoria. Schmo went for the elimination, but Victoria held on to the ropes. Spinebuster by Schmo. Schmo tried to get Oz over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Stiff high kick on Jason by Michael Sparrow who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Jason Sparrow got eliminated by Michael Sp. (Elimination # 1) Marvin crushes Oz with a running senton. Marvin tried to get Oz over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Spinning back kick from Michael Sparrow. Driven DDT by Michael Sparrow. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Spin kick by Michael Sparrow to the face. Michael Sp threw Homeless Jimmy over the top rope. (Elimination # 2) Michael Sp takes a headbutt from Ebessan. Michael Sparrow got bundled out by Ebessan. (Elimination # 3) Marvin takes a headbutt from Victoria. Marvin got thrown over the top rope by Victoria. (Elimination # 4) Dropkick connects, Helms goes down. Hurricane Helms CM got eliminated by Ebessan. (Elimination # 5) Oz slams Victoria down. Oz threw Victoria over the top rope. (Elimination # 6) Spear by Schmo. Schmo tried to get Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Schmo hits a delayed suplex on Supahfly. Schmo tried to get Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Ebessan slams Oz down. Ebessan tried to get Oz over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Supahfly takes a headbutt from Schmo. Rude Awakening on Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones by Schmo. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Supahfly went for the elimination, but Oz held on to the ropes. Running knee lift from Schmo. Schmo went for the elimination, but Oz held on to the ropes. Ebessan uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Schmo got bundled out by Ebessan. (Elimination # 7) Lightning kick by Ebessan on Supahfly. Ebessan tried to get Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Supahfly takes a hurrancarana from Ebessan. Ebessan tried to get Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Super frankensteiner on Supahfly, who hit hard. Oz went for the elimination, but Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones held on to the ropes. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Ebessan uses a forearm to the face. Ebessan tried to eliminate Oz, who hung onto the top rope. Dropkick connects, Ebessan goes down. Ebessan got eliminated by Oz. (Elimination # Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Oz walks into a face crusher variation. Oz avoids a Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones avalanche. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones was eliminated by Oz. I don't rate battle royals.

Evil Dead vs John Cena vs Ebessan : Dropkick connects, Cena goes down. Ebessan scores with a back heel kick on Evil Dead. John Cena fights out of a grapple. John Cena uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Ebessan. Cena walks into a spike slam. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Fallaway slam by Ebessan. Evil Dead pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Cena \ Evil Dead whip Ebessan into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Cena DDTs Ebessan. Evil Dead smashes a Playstation console over the head of Cena. Cena blocks the suplex attempt. Ebessan walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Ebessan can barely stand. Here it comes - Protoplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

DJMaC vs MrCharisma (For The ASWF Television Title) : DJMaC takes a right hand to the temple from MrCharisma. MrCharisma snapmares DJMaC. DJMaC walks into a chop to the pecs. MrCharisma snap suplexes DJMaC...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) DJMaC reverses a waistlock. Flying shoulder tackle by DJMaC sends MrCharisma to the mat. Massive backbreaker, MrCharisma got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. MrCharisma counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back heel kick from MrCharisma on DJMaC, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Side suplex from MrCharisma. Hooks the leg for a close fall. MrCharisma misses a clothesline. DJMaC hits a right hand. MrCharisma reverses a waistlock. DJMaC takes a vertical suplex. MrCharisma signals for the Ethnic Flip! Leasa Denton is at ringside though! She grabs the leg of MrCharisma and drags him out of the ring. The referee has no option but to call for the DQ! MrCharisma floors Leasa Denton with a right hand as payback! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Hurricane Helms CM vs Batista \ Messiah : Batista fires off some right and left hands. Bodyslam by Messiah. Messiah \ Batista whip Helms into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Helms. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Batista \ Messiah whip Helms into the corner. Batista whips Messiah in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Batista comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Lightning kick by Helms on Messiah. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Batista kicks Hurricane Helms CM in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big clothesline on Helms. Batista \ Messiah whip Helms into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Hurricane Helms CM comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Springboard dropkick from Hurricane Helms CM. Nicely done. Cover for a two count. Batista powers out of a Hurricane Helms CM headlock. Massive backbreaker, Helms got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Super frankensteiner on Helms, who hit hard. Cometshark comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Hurricane Helms CM turns around.... Death Roll!!! That shook the ring. Mauler leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Messiah pinned Helms. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Ken Shamrock vs Marshal Boyd vs Roger Bossert (For The ASWF Heavyweight Title) : Marshal Boyd fires off some right and left hands. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Marshal Boyd uses a forearm to the face. Ken Shamrock avoids a Marshal Boyd avalanche. Eelboy tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Spinebuster by Roger Bossert. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying shoulder tackle by Eelboy sends Roger to the mat. Marshal Boyd misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Shamrock \ Roger hook up Eelboy, then hit a double suplex. Blind lariat by Shamrock, Eelboy never saw it coming until it was too late. Roger bodyslams Ken Shamrock. Shamrock powers out of a headlock. Ken Shamrock snap suplexes Eelboy...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Marshal Boyd is in trouble. Here it comes - Belly To Belly. 1....2...3, it's finished. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Jelly Adams is in the ring, when Wizard1o1 comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.

Jelly Adams vs Wizard1o1 (For The ASWF World Title) : Wizard hits a face jam on Jelly Adams onto the ladder. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Jelly powers out of a headlock. Jelly hits a right hand. Big backdrop on Wizard, executed well. Jelly Adams throws Wizard into a ladder in the corner. Big clothesline on Wizard. Wizard1o1 powers out of a Jelly Adams headlock. Springboard reverse elbow by Wizard1o1. Excellent move. Vicious kick to the teeth from Wizard1o1. Akira Maeda would be proud. Jelly takes a flying neckbreaker from Wizard1o1. Wizard1o1 dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Jelly Adams powers out of a Wizard1o1 headlock. Spin kick by Jelly Adams to the face. Jelly Adams scores with a big spinebuster. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! Jelly grabs Wizard and throws him off into the ropes! His leg gets caught, trapping him. Jelly Adams grabs the prize for the win. Jelly Adams slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Wizard to get some payback. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.

Written by Chris-Walker Bush