You have a virus on your comp, else you're just retarded and find amusement in changing from 'Online' to 'Away' non-stop in MSN.
I had to delete you from my contact list because you'd lag me up whenever I was working. Tell us when you remedy it so I can re-add you.
Chris
P.S. Magro was having the same problem, although I'm sure it bothered him less.