Come on guys just this once.
Negative, you cannot boof my 'mum' as it is an impossibilty due to the fact that you have no penis.
If you actually mean to ask the question, "MAY I boof your mum," which is grammatically correct in the Queen's English, despite being incorrect on yours, the answer is still no. As no you may not, I will not allow it.
:lol: is that Kermit in the avatar? :lol: