ASWF
LIVE in Melbourne
The Card *Some matches are expected to be changed*

Match #1
Stipulations: Normal, 1 Fall
IanG vs. Quincy Penfold vs. Trent Bowman
No. 1 Contendership for title later tonight.

Match #2
Stipulations: Normal for 1 Fall
Carnage vs. Martli
Former Friends battling it out

Match #3
Hardcore Title Match
1 Fall No DQ, Pinfalls Count anywhere
The Beef vs. Kid Suicide

Match #4
Stipulations: Normal for 1 Fall
Jason "Murder" Lane vs. Johnny Law

Match #5
ASWF Heavyweight Title Match
Normal for 1 Fall
DJ U-Neek vs. *Insert the winner of match #1"
Special Guest Referee: Big Pete

Let the games begin.

When do you plan to post results for this match so people have something of a deadline for posting.

I was thinking Thursday but due to inactivity so far I may stretch it to Saturday.

Hurry up slackers. :P

Ian Gorton and Miss Devine are backstage for an interview. They are both wearing a sombrero

REPORTER: Ian Gorton Tonight you have the oportunity to become the number one contender for the World Title Tonight You must be satisfied by this.

IAN: That's right little man in the welders shades, It seems that those arseclowns in the office there have finally been listening to not only what I've been sayin but also taking note of what I've been doing in the ring. I finally have the chance to get a World Title match after I whiped the floor Last week with Johnny Law.

REPORTER: One thing I gotta ask though, one of the men in the Tripple theat match is your nemisis Trent Bowman. Will you be able to keep yourself in check out there tonight.

IAN: Hey I got no problem going out there you see Im up against two wankers cuz I'm gonna enjoy gettin' my mits on that pommy ponce while I'm in there as well.

REPORTER: One last thing Ian, what's with the sombrero?

IAN: Well seeing as how we're in Melbourne tonight I thought we'd get into the whole mexican theme.

Both Ian and Miss Devine walk out of shot laughing

**Dj U-Neek is seen entering the arena**

Reporter: Hey Dj, if you've got some time, could i ask you some questions?
Dj U-Neek: Yea i got a few minutes, shoot...
Reporter: Last week you brutally attacked Big Pete... Why?
Dj U-Neek: I attacked that chump because Dj U-neek is running this shit, im the top dog in this yard and DJ was sick and tired of Big Pete coming out here in every arena and every city running his mouth
Reporter: But he does have an impressive record over you, do you see him a Boogey opponent as such?
Dj U-Neek: Hell no! Like ive said in the past, Big Pete is a fine athlete, in any other federation he'd be world champion, but he's in my federation and while he is, he will always be 2nd rate... He aint in my league, no one in this busniess is in my league. You cant scout me, i am U-neek, and there is now way he cant take this title from me
Reporter: Well after tonight you might not have a title left, as your put the title on the line against an unknown opponent, and Big Pete is the ref... any comments on that?

**dj takes a long pause**

Dj U-Neek: Oh yea, its gonna be tough, the deck is stacked against me, but it dont matter who i face, cause the only thing that matters is DJ U-Neek is going into tonight as World Champion and he damn sure is coming out of tonight as world champion... Trent Bowmen, QPII, Ian Gorton? None of those punk ass bitches have what it takes to go toe to toe with the greatest athlete of all time, they cant match it with me... and as for Big Pete, so long as he calls it down the line, then we wont have any problems... but im throwing the warning down now, Pete i hope your listening, cause if you so much as look crossed at me i will bitch slap your no name, weak ass to the ground....

Now if you will excuse me i got a match to get ready for...

*dj leaves and walks into his dressing room slamming the door behind him*

(an overeager cameraman pushes too close to Johhny Laws face and a palm pushes the lens away as Law starts to speak)

JL: Whats so important that youll use that thing as a toothpick man, get it outta my face.

reporter: Sorry Johnny what do you have to say about tonights match with Jason "murder" Lane.

(Law has his phone in his hand and seems to be awaiting a phone call)

JL: Huh, sorry im a litttle distracted right now. Lane went well last week against Penfold but he is in trouble tonight. My loss last week against Gorton was unfortunate but my arm gave out near the end and his suggestion he wiped the floor with me wont go unpunished.

Reporter: So you are looking for a rematch with Gorton?

JL: I never said that. I just said it wouldnt go unpunished. Tonight i plan to take out Lane and get on with business.

(Laws phone rings and he gestures to the cameraman to leave before stepping into his office)

Beef is in his changeroom playing ping-pong with Coma, when a reporter walks and and starts up an interview. Beef doesnt stop playing for the reporter.

Reporter Beef, you have been challenged by yet another newcomber. Your thoughts?
Beef Mate, i'm just gonna handle him just like all rest. I wont take him lightly though i'll make a point of that.
Reporter He claims to have nothing to lose. What can you say to that?
Beef Hes putting himself in a match with me, hes got everything to lose. The match, his health, hell maybe even his life. He reckons that he doesnt care? We will see.
Reporter But a man that claims to have nothing to lose surely wont be phased by any of this? I mean, have you heard anything about the guy?
Beef Yes ive heard his claims, ive heard him bullshit on about all this "im not scared stuff." This week, im gonna truely show him that theres everything to be scared of. Im going to inflict the most pain humanly possible. No DQ so im taking this bloke to town. Anything and everything i can do, i will. I wont stop until I believe the damage is done.
Reporter Ok then. So whos this new bloke your hanging around?
Beef This is my old mate, Coma. Comes from my hometown so I brought him long to keep me company. And trust me, you dont want to get on his bad side either.

Match #1
IanG vs. Trent Bowman vs. Quincy Penfold
Summary: All opponents get to the ring very quickly and full of anticapation. Trent starts things off targetting IanG and and Penfold joins in. Together they throw IanG out of the ring and begin fighting one another. It's a very intense battle and the fans don't know who to side with. Trent out of no where gains momentum when he hits a crisp super kick on Quincy. Cover 1...2...Kick out. IanG's still unconcious on the outside as his two other opponents duke it out. Trent waits for Quincy to get up and attempts a Ox Shot. However Quincy lifts Trent over his back. Trent gets up but is met by an eye gouge from Quincy who then slaps him in the face. He then kicks Trent in the groin and in the same motion hits an incredible DDT. 1...2..........Kick Out. Quincy argues with the ref as Trent gets back to his feet and surprises Quincy with a few punches. He then Irish Whips bends over and hits the T-BONE CRUSH. Cover 1....2..........Ian's interrupted the count. Where the hell did he come from??? Quincy is still on the mat as IanG works on Trent. He hits the russian leg sweep and while Trent hits the ground applies his finisher the fierce grapple submission hold. It's locked in for a good minute. Trent just won't tap, in the end the ref is forced to call the match off before Trent suffocates.
Winner: IanG in 8mins and 54 seconds via GSH

Post Match: Trent gets up to a standing ovation and heads out by himself, as IanG and Miss Devine make out on the entrace ramp. Quincy is helped to the back by the referee.

Footage is shown of Carnage as Match number 2 starts to begin.

Match #2
Sean "Carnage" Lawrence vs. Martli
Summary:Both wrestlers make their way down to the ring. Before the bell is rung Martli offers to shake Carnages hand but Carnage cheap shots Martli as the match begins. Carnage dominates Martli hitting him with hard and fast punches he then hits the Even Flow DDT. As Martli is on the ground, Carnage quickly makes his way ontop of the turnbuckle and executes a perfect elbow drop. It appears nothing can stop Carnage at the moment, he's vicious and deadly. Carnage signals that it's over, Irish whips Martli into the ropes and hits the Lethal Scope. Cover 1...2...3.
Winner: Sean "Carnage" Lawrence at 2:35 via the Lethal Scope

Match #3
Hardcore Title
Beef © vs. Kid Suicide
Summary:Beef comes out with Coma as they await to see Beefs opponent. Kid Suicides music hits as he rushes down to the ring. Quickly he catches the Beef off with a dropkick. He then hits a shining wizard kick. Cover 1...2....Kick out. As Beef tries to get up Kid Drop Kicks his knee sending him to the ground again. The Beef is yelling in pain as Kid goes outside for some weapons. He picks up a chair and brings it on. He quickly hits Beef with it and places the chair on Beefs chest. Beef is out cold at this point as Kid Suicide goes up top to attempt a Shooting Star Press and hits it. However the impact has caught Kid Suice off guard and he rolls around the ring in extreme pain. Beef surprisingly gets up first and starts punching him. He then hits the piledriver. And follows it up with his own drop kick to the back of Kids head. Kid is placed perfectly in the centre of the ring as Beef goes up to the turnbuckle and hits a Frog Splash. Beef covers. 1 2 3.
Winner And Still Hardcore Champion Beef at 5:43 via Frog Splash.

*More to come tomorrow*

OOC: That's why it's such a deadly monuver cuz it virtually forces the other guy to tap out

After the Hardcore Title Match they cut to the back stage area where Ian Gorton is about to have another interview

REPORTER: Ian your win earlier tonight now makes you the number 1 contender to the World Heavyweight Title. Can I get your thoughts on being in the main event.
IAN: Well as a world famous wrestler once said if you don't strive your entire career to be World Champion then you shouldn't be in this bussiness. As far as I'm concerned my friend. The job is only half done. So I'll be doing whetever it takes to leave Melbourne tonight as the new Champ.
REPORTER:Obviously it wont be easy for you going up against DJ U-Neek But will Big Pete being the guest referee have any baring in tonight's Main Event as you have formed an alliance with him over the last few weeks.
IAN: Well I know DJ wont be easy but I know Pete will keep the interferance out of the match and let us go at it. But to you DJ U-Neek you may've beaten me a few times but tonight your steak over me will end. You go out there calling me a punk, well your gonna be in for a rude shock tonight my friend. Your see when the grappler gets out of control. Your not gonna know what hit ya'

Ian then walks out of shot

*ASWF comes back from the long ad break*

Match #4
Jason "Murder" Lane vs. Johnny Law
Summary: Both men come down to the ring and get ready for the match. While Lane is getting checked by the referee for any weapons Law begins attacking Lane with a few cheap punches. Law then runs into the ropes and attempts a clothesline however Lane avoids it. Law turns around and is caught by a kick into the mid section by Lane who hits a DDT. Lane covers 1 2 Kick Out. Lane tries to bring Law to his feet however Law punches Lane in the lower abdomen. He then sends Lane into the corner and follows it up with a big body splash. As Lane tries to get away from the turbuckle and makes his way to the centre ring Law catches him from behind with a big bulldog. 1 2 Kick out. Law complains to the referee as Lane gets up and catches Law in a powerful clothesline. He then grabs Law and delivers a powerbomb. Lane then signals to the crowd for the Murder Lane. He sends Law into the corner. However before he can go for the move Law low blows Lane right infront of the referee.
Winner: Jason "Murder" Lane at 6:49 via DQ

Post match: Law continues his savage assault on Lane and brings a chair into the ring. He hits a powerful blow with one shot however Lane still stands, he hits another Lane still stands however he's starts coughing out blood. The third one is a monster of a hit and finally Lane goes down. Law stands over Lane to a chorus of boo's as the referees attend to Lane. As Law makes his way up to the entrance ramp Lane shoves the referee's out of the way and gets up. The crowd commends Lane for his bravery.

DJ U-Neek is shown leaving his locker room, he appears to be supporting a few cuts and bruises as he makes his way to the main event. Ian is shown in the locker getting a one last good luck kiss from Miss Devine. Big Pete is shown in a referee shirt with a big smirk on his face and appears to be ready for action.

THE MAIN EVENT
ASWF World Heavyweight Championship
DJ U-Neek © vs. IanG with Miss Devine
Special Guest Referee Big Pete
Summary: Smells Like Teen Spirit Hits the arena as Big Pete makes his way down to a chorus of boo's. IanG then makes his way out to a slight reception of boo's. Headstrong -Trapt hits and every fan gets up to their feet as DJ is greeted to a loud reception of cheer's and screams. DJ runs to the ring and slides in. Both men go to their corner as Big Pete checks each wrestler for illegal weapons of any sort. It appears everything is in check as Big Pete calls for the bell to start the match off. IanG and DJ start off by circling one another before meeting one another in a grapple. Ian slides behind DJ and hits a back body drop. He then works on DJ's leg and starts punching DJ fiercly with a combo of punches. He then forces DJ onto his feet and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. He covers DJ 1 2 and Kick Out. The count was pretty fair by Big Pete not fast nor slow I wonder what he's up to. As Ian keeps working DJ's leg. Ian then starts applying a choke on DJ, Big Pete begins to count IanG out 5...4...3...2...1 Ian lets go. Big Pete gets in Ians face about it as DJ tries to catch his breath. For some reason Ian is looking pretty flustered although he's been on all the offense so far. Ian once again forces DJ onto his feet and this time sends DJ into the ropes. Ian attempts a clothesline however DJ sweres out of the way and catches Ian with a flying clothesline. The crowd cheer loudly as DJ then flips back onto his feet just like the Rock or HBK do. He picks Ian up and sends him back down to the ground with a press slam. He then hits the Harlem Hangover as the crowd goes wild. DJ covers 1...2.........KICK OUT. IanG by now is extremely tired he's really gasping for air as DJ signals the Turn Tables. IanG at this point is at the corner where he started as Miss Devine attends to her fallen lover. She grabs something out of her pocket which appear to be brass knuckles and slips it onto Ians hand. As DJ sets Ian into position Ian smacks DJ hard right into the gut. DJ screams in pain as Ian throws the knuckles away. Killing Heidi- I Am hits the ring as Trent makes his way through the crowd and surpirses IanG with a surprise attack. Pete however allows Ox to hit the T-Bone Crush. And Ox leaves. Both men are down as Pete starts the count. 1...2...3....4...5...6...7 Both men start to get up. They start hitting one another however DJ starts gaining momentum. He sends IanG into the ropes and then gets him into the TURN TABLES position and hits it. DJ covers however Pete is too busy arguing with Miss Devine. DJ gets up and pushes Pete, Pete responds kick DJ in the mid section and hitting an Even Flow DDT. Pete then puts Ian's arm over DJ. 1........2..............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE A NEW ASWF CHAMPION!!!!!!!!
Winner: IanG at 12:10 via Pete's help

More to come....

OOC: Whooo hooo I finally did it :D

Post Match: We see Big Pete, IanG and Miss Devine celebrate as DJ is lying down on the ground busted open. Ian is just about to help Devine out of the ring as Chris Columbus appears on the titatron.

Chris: Pete that had to be one of the worst referee performance I have ever seen. I gave you that role entrusting you the responsibility of the main event but you've just blown it. Since I am so disgusted by this performance I demand the results of the match are taken off the records and you Pete leave the arena or face losing your shot against the title at the PPV. I demand the match to start again right now

Pete walks out of the arena with a surprised look on his face as the head referee of the ASWF makes his way down

THE MAIN EVENT ROUND 2
DJ U-Neek © vs. IanG
Summary: DJ is back on his feet and does the Just Bring it taunt as IanG makes his way back into the ring. IanG is truly exhausted at this point and attempts a kick which DJ catches, DJ then turns it into the Turntables as Miss Devine screams in the background. DJ covers 1 2 3.
Winner: DJ U-Neek at 18 seconds via TurnTables.

Post Match:DJ celebrates to the crowd as both a severly upset Miss Devine and dissapointed IanG make their way back. DJ then insults Big Pete as we go off air.

Camera Fades to black

:D damn straight

What The ...................................

Sir Quincy Penfold the third is delighted. Hes delighted by the tea, he´s delighted by the muffins,but most of all.....hes delighted by the look on poor little Ian Gortons Mug. He is so delighted he strolls out and offers DJ spinny table a gentlemenly shake of the hand. He then goes off and shakes hands with many audience members. He chuckles long and hard as he looks over at the fallen body of Ian Gorton. He shakes his head at the inevitabvility of the scene. It seems that the whole wide world is laughing at Mr Gorton and his laughable attempts at wrestling.

Bwahaha, nice swerve ending!

yippe yeha