Hey do you think the Bulls will do better, I am not holding much hope! Did you realise at jupiters casino there are alot of girls with big tits. I noticed it tonight, I went there after the boxing which shannon thje rat kid taylor won, I am quite intoxicated they kept feeding me drinks all night. Then I went to the casino and drank some more, I started making out with some bird but I realised she was not all that great so I walked away. Then I got myself another southern and coke, that was good. See the good thing about southern and coke is that it never looks bad no matter how much you have, plus it never lets you down, it always makes you feel good, and it makes fat heapers look remotely alright, which brings me to another point, that alcohol should remain in your system after you root a bitch because theres been a few ocasions i have rooted a glamour and when I sober up she is not so glamourous if you know what I am saying. I mean this is not to say she is not decent but I mean she just looks so hot when you are drunk. and you are faced with bitter dissapointment that she is not so crach hot, and you haven't fucked a glamour but just your average run of the mill skank whos willing to open her legs for the big fella! I talked to Joe Bugner tonight, fuck his head is big. It really is, but I mean he is one fit bastard. At his age I would hope I am in half as good shape as him! I mean the Big really keeps a mean figure! I am looking through my emails, there is a fuckload of junkmail, doesnt that give you the shits!

I see your point mr hussey. I am also drunk as a skunk and it is 1:14 in the afternoon. As i noted earlier i woke up with a mime today. She was walking in red undies which was okay but then she got into her working gear. i almost cried. i worry my life is turning into a joke. i find it difficult to take much serious these days. I envy you for meeting joe bugner. i think that is a good name for a boxer. i also empathise with your experience with not so glamorous girls. i think it is nice to do some pro bono boning occasioanlly. a good cause i say. of course this spitty nation i live in has no decent casinos so i have to lure my students into gambling to make ends meet. 10 cents means alot to children here.

oh, i dare say your team will crash and burn just like mine. we were not made to prosper.

haha holy fuck I don't remember writing that. My god it is really rambling hey hahaha

How dare they declare us as off-topic!!! i think we should have a meeting of the commitee and hire a new mascott!!

I vote that we make this topic a sticky and It could be an outlet to type all sorts of drunken bullshit

Sounds like some good drunken friday fun guys

Last night I made the mistake of taking two panadols before I made my weekly stop to my local (diceys) and was more smashed after about 7 bourbons this week then the eight last week. Won money on the pokies $38 on one machine, $6 on the other I was on with this chick I had the hots for so we split the $6 even though I put in the $1 (as she was playing the machine). Some dickhead tried to sell me some eckies, even though I was drunk I still told him to get fucked.

Also I found it a challenge to send an SMS to girl about going out saturday night without saying, "hey babe, I need to see your sexy arse one more time"

Hopefully me and her will be going out tonight but we shall see whether she can understand my message.

btw. Mackdadday I reckon you should be careful about pro bono boning where you live, who know what kind of diseases those asian chicks have.

bbtw. This was all soberly written, If I had of typed this while I was drunk, the post would have full of quotes like Jess is a slut, love is bullshit and other stuff that may exist in the sad excuse of my life that you probabaly couldn't give a shit about.

I suppose I'd best throw in my most recent drunken exploits. I went out with DJMaC and a few other mates last night, and the highlights (or really, lowlights), were:

- Coming home at 3am and eating a bag of prawns
- Throwing up aforementioned prawns in the hallway between Murray's bedroom and the bathroom
- Cleaning up aforementioned vomit at 5am
- DJMaC almost getting himself into a fight because he just couldn't resist responding to the drunken catcalls of idiots

haha thats priceless bushie. I got myself an appointment with some girl with a leather fetish and my also be producing some pornography next year. Whats this about DJMAC and a fight????? Ain't no one else allowed to beat on my bro but me!

hey who's as [issed as I amam. Anyaway women are fucked up sute they have alll thge right stiff but reaallly my life is fucked.

See tghis girl I lkike seems to think I an incredible idiot, so I thugh t ok fair enough as long as I don't hear from you again saying that you wanted me.

Anyway I went for some other girl but she was taken anyay I wne to the alex an thought I could pick up there. So anyway I went there and this girl thought I was too far gone so she just danced without me cloise to her. Her name was courtney and it was ironic cause my cousins girlfriends name was courtney.

Anyway, she left so I decided to hgave annother boubon and coke (this is like mumber 12 or 14) and some fat chick danced with me. So I thought ok, you can dance with me but after this song I'm catching a taxi and you'll never see me again. So the song finished I went away from the fat chick so yeah.

Weird fucked up evening.

ps. A real true drunken ranbling can't you tell by the keyboard errors.

pps. porn never steers you wrong like real fucked up life.

Whilst I wait for the Panthers vs. Knights clash, I thought I'd regale you all with tales from my night out in Armidale yesterday. Meeting up with the Drunken Phantom at the Newie, I was treated to free drinks for a good portion of the night (thanks!). DP managed to hook up with one of my female friends, and then disappeared.

I also caught up with erstwhile ASRL coach, Chris Columbo, who has hinted at a possible return to the hallowed halls of the ASRL.

More went on besides that, but as I've just told Big Mick, a gentleman never tells.

Anyone else having a really good weekend so far?

I rode my BMX on the Princess HWY with a tankload of Guinness. Was fun.

Yeah it was a good night Chris what was that chicks name not the one dancing with us but the brunette who sat down next to us while your friends went to the loo? Gee i think i drank a fare few rums. well i had a good one!!! Its good to here you did too i didnt see you on saturday though.

Well Dave riding drunk on the princess high way i thought you were more sensible then me.. lol.. Hope you had a good one

Haha, 'fraid I don't remember her name, mate. She's a fresher at D&S, that's all I know.

Yah was pretty good... was trashed off my head for almost two days straight, plus got to see Manly get their arse handed to them by the almighty Doggies

She was a bloody hottie though. Her name was somthing funny like karissar or somthing. So you did hook up with that chick mmmm and when were you ever a gentleman Christopher Walker-Bush.

Haha, I'm a gentleman first, a bad ass ASRL coach second

wtf is going oin, i come home after a nite of drinking and all i see is BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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Hahaha finally someone other then me writing drunk posts, go Maunder!

haha oh man was i fucked last nite, u shouldnt of left so early hehe

Haha, I was so roarted last night. I came home and posted all kinds of random shit over on LU. Spent this morning making sure it was nothing I'd get banned for.

Yeah I did not want to but Brad and Z had sand in there vaginas so I had to go, all my footy boys were at Melbas and I was so wanting to go fuck yas I am going there but I thought there would be extra sand in there vaginas :P

Sand...vagina....

Delightful image :blink:

hahahha remember cam smith hahahaha!

ronan was out so i hung out with him for a while until he kept begging me to buy him a drink.

Is Cam Smith this really big guy who used to run a comp, worked at pizza hut in nerang and was a mad manly supporter, coz if he was he was a temperamental cunt.

Back to the blue. It is pretty bright to look at. And most of the images arent coming up either.
Half my articles used to be done while i was drunk. Since editing priviliges were removed i try to save them and edit my articles before i post, probably easier for everyone to read than my drunken attempts at typing with potato like fingers.

haha how funny was it when they were trying to drag his large ass from the club I was going to call sea world or green peace, it was even better when the cops got him. I think that he got cocktails mixed up with maccas :P I see Ronan has not changed even after his accident he is out begging for drinks haha did he ask for your shirt as well and say "Oh come on man I would do it for you" when he gets kicked out of a club for being to drunk and he thinks changing his shirt will make the difference :lol:

yep, thats cam smith! i wasnt sure if it was him, but he was the same size as him, so damn funny, he just lied down in the middle of the cocktails entry while the security was trying to drag him out, he was like a beached whale!

ronan wouldnt stop asking for drinks hey, in the end i got so over it and said ill be back in a sec and i just went home haha. he was saying will u buy me a drink and i said i couldnt afford it and he kept saying if my dad gives u a lift home will u buy me a drink, ill call him now... lol

hahaha thats our Ronan, geez he's a funny bloke I mean no matter what happened to him after the accident being in the Wheel chair and all now he still manages to be a total piss head still :P Guess the Irish in him is still running wild!

haha shoulda seen on his bday, he had this huuuuuuuge fishbowl like bigger then the ones u usually see and usually he has trouble holding things up but not the fishbowl, he was determined to drink that damn thing

The official place for all of your posting when inebriated or when you're on their way there.

I'm about to head off to a house party with my flatmates. If you've never been to a theatre party, you've not lived - DJMaC and MrC can vouch for me. So much fun. :-)

My mouth tastes and feels like a monkey fucked it :MAD:

Guess who fell asleep at Taronga zoo last night.
Footage hits the news tonight of a very drunken CWB trying to sleep as the head monkey claims his new harem member.

The ex-boyfriend of this chick who my good mate Nick is after was chasing some chick who I made out with (and who also knows another chick that Nick made out with) and who then had a one night stand with the brother of this other chick who 'booty-called' me twice. Man, that was one fucked up series of events, but at least I got to see 'Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit.' :rock: Rock On!

went out last nite, surfers was huge because its indy time. got fucked up at home then met up with josh and another mate, cant remember much but josh made out with this girl that i fucked once lol. oh and i was rude to an ex girlfriend, she wanted to bash my sister

Haha, Josh went after your sloppy seconds? Not cool, dude

nothing wrong with that. ive done a girl he did before, its not like every girl in the world is a virgin.

I didn't say that, but passing a girl around is kind of incestuous... :lol:

I dont know. I never got into passing girls around but most guys would consider that good manners more than something icestuous ;)

God bless sluts , each and everyone of us

Do you guys ask permission?