The Card

DJ U-Neek vs. Brandell © for the World Title

Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. Trent 'The Ox' Bowman © for the Pacific Title

Sir Quincy Penfold III vs. Big Pete (Pete to name the stipulation)

The Beef © vs. Mr Charisma for the Hardcore Title

*Smells like Teen Spirit blasts through the Arena as Big Pete makes his way down to the ring*

Big Pete: I'm just going to make this short and sweet as I know most of you fans are wondering what the match of the decade will be.

*Crowd seem interested*

Big Pete: Quincy, I've been wondering all week, what would be the best way to take you down for good. First a Ladder match came up...however I knew that was too easy as you can't get your hands dirty. My next thought was a Hell in a Cell match...however too much effort just to take you down. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, a Last Man Standing Match. That's right folks tonight in this very ring you'll be seeing BIG PETE! vs. quincy the third in a last man standing match.

*Crowd Cheers and a Quincy chant comes up*

Big Pete: Quincy, you better be prepared, load up on weapons and get ready for a bumpy ride because I think you'll have to kill me before I stay down for good.

*Crowd Cheer and Chants of Die Biggie Die come up as Big Pete leaves the ring*

Chris Walker-Bush struts out to 'Bring Me to Life' by Evanescence.

CWB: Whoa there, Big Pete! Wait a second. A match this big... a match between Big Pete and Sir Quincy Penfold III.... a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.... it can't just be thrown on free television. It's just not good business. You want Penfold in a Last Man Standing match? That's fine - but it will be at the end of the month at Winter Warfare.

In the meantime, I like the idea you suggested earlier. I think tonight's match would be just fine as a LADDER MATCH!

*A limo pulls up and out of the limo, steps the Pacific Champion Trent 'The Ox' Bowman*

Interviewer: Trent, how do you feel about having to face Ian 'The Grappler' Gorton for the Pacific Title tonight?

Trent: What!!!! Again.....how many times do I have to beat this guy.....when will they give me something new...

Trent: I guess, ill have to do, what I always do, and thats go out there and kick Ian 'The Crappler' Gorton's ass again tonight, six ways from sunday, and thats all I got to say about that!

OOC: Haha, when our roster's a little bigger, lol. ;)

OOC: lol, im not fussed dude, it was all a part of the promo

Yeah, gathered that. 'Twas just a subtle hint that we need more players, lol

**Dj U-Neek is seen in his dressing room waiting for his post match interveiw, when who should show up to do the interveiw but none other then Kristy!**

Dj U-Neek: What the fuck? How'd you get in here, Is is skanks get in free day at the Newcaslt Entertaiment Centre? Cause i missed the flyers
Kristy: No im here to conduct your interview, now can we try and keep this professional, my jobs on the line
Dj U-Neek: Professional? Yea, no sweat, we can be professional, but while were on topic of Pro's, how's life been treatin ya Kristy?

**Kristy glares angerly at Dj as the crowd laugh hysterically, kristy ignores the comment and moves onto the interview**

Kristy: Well Dj, last week On Edge, you beat Brandell in an unbvelieveable battle, some are saying it was close to the match of year, some were saying you got lucky, how do you respond to those claims?
Dj U-Neek: Lucky? ahah getting lucky is like what happens when any guy gets some from you with out havin to pay, what i did last week was show the world that Brandells days as champion are numbered... no no no, not numbered like the amount of backstage stars you've slept with kristy, no kristy, numbered like your hourly rate!

**Kristy looks like she is about to break down but again she ignores it and carrys on**

Kristy: So with that in mind i guess you must be pretty confident of beating Brandell again, but this time his title is on the line, so he wont want to give it up easily, do you think you'll have to step it up another level?
Dj U-Neek: Give it up easily? Hah, i guess you'd be the ASWF expert when it comes that now wouldnt you Kristy?

** Kristy finally has had enough and leaves the set in tears as Dj laughs and picks up the mic**

Dj U-Neek: Haha, was it somethin i said? Now that that cheap and nasty bitch is outta the way i got a few things to say... Brandell, last week, for the first time, it was me and you, toe to toe, the U-neek one verse the reigning peice of donkey shit, with no interference, no excuses and try as you did... you couldnt get the job done... you've been running from this fight for months, but now theres no more running, no more hiding, tonight you come face to face with the future of this industry, and you do it infront of a sold out NEWCASTLE CROWD OF U-NEEK FREAKS!

**crowd errupt into cheers of D-J!**

Dj U-Neek: Tonight, the same story, the same script except tonight your precious title is on the line, and there is there is gonna be nothing sweeter in this world then once its all said and done, the smoke has cleared and dust has settled, nothing sweeter then the look on your face, that sad desperate look, from the bottem of the canvas looking at up at me with those beaty little eyes, as i hold the title high above my head to the roaring ovation of the thousands of U-neek freaks all across the land, all chanting my name... and you brandell, you will be left with nothing, you will be but a shadow of your former self...

Tonight i take what should be rightfully mine and there aint a DAMN THING you can do about it... tonight a new champion is crowned, a new era is born... the U-Neek era.... so what you gonna do brandell, when I start turn the mutherfuckin tables on you!!

**Dj throws down the mic and stares down the barell of the camera with a determined look as the crowd continue to chant Dj's name **

OOC: Love that promo, raider. Kristy's a skank!

The interviewer is chatting to a woman when Ian Gorton comes into shot

IAN: Listen sweetheart this guy hasn't got time for idle chit chat ok, now bugger off he's gotta do an interview with me and I'm taking it now.
REPORTER:(To the woman)Catch you later babe.

The women then goes out of picture

REPORTER:Ok Ian Gorton last week you became the number one contender to the Pacific Heavyweight Title but it seems to me as though you still have loose ends that need to be tied up.
IAN: Well pal you may remember a few weeks back I said that the issue with Trent Bowman and myself is not over by a long shot, whats more it won't be until I finally have that Pacific Title around my waist. But it seems the powers at be here in the ASWF wanted me to go through that pommie ponce last week before I get my mits on Bowman.
REPORTER: You did beat Sir Quincy Penfold III last week yes but what was with the interfernce from Big Pete?
IAN: As far as that's concerned your guess is as good as mine but who cares I won the match and when I get my mit on Trent Bowman tonight I'm gonna get more out of control that that sheik was on TV a few weeks ago.

IAN then walks out of shot

Too bad Mr Man didn't come to the new fed. Him and I had quite a good feud going there

OCC: too bloody right she is. Dirty whore! Should get a gig in BSW ;) :lol:

OOC: Haha, she'd fit right in. You're still reading? Wow, that's committment.

After a week long sabbatical in the hills of Olgermontingwon, Bulzogia, Sir Quincy Penfold the Third, master of the moustache is feeling fit as a fiddle. He bounds into the arena with a pep in his step usually synonomous with the Norweigen Snozwallow. He whips his moustache once then twice then grabs a random gentlemen by his coat.

SQP3:Good AF-TA-noooonnnn, my good fellow, can you believe it is I, SIR QUINCY PEN-FOLD the third grabbing you buy the very lapels of your colthing apparrel?? Yes it is I! Re-JU-VA-natedededed and ready to rapple. It seems to the outward lookinmg fellow that i lost to that mountaion of a monstrosity, Ian SWALLOW MY STINKY BRITCHEs Godonsom or what have you! The fact of the matter is i was hornswaggled by that petty prancer, Large Peter. And now i have to correct the wrong by wrestling the lad i have trunced many a time in the past..
Pointless and worthless i hear you think? Well, that seems the way of this jenky herbo-Z_Z-ble you call a federation! Ladder match? i have never scaled a ladder in my life! dangerous business i say! How about we make it a first to pour a cup of earl Grey tea match?? WHAT do you say Bushino? Much more gentlemenly! OH I SAY, what a MAR-va-LOUS idea! Cheerio good fellow!

SQP3 springs merrily off down the corridor! Camera fades to a very boring promo brought to you by.........

OOC: BTW Didn't realise we were in my home town again this week.

Camera starts with a shot of Beef's locker room door which has the words "Beef, Hardcore Champion" written across it in sparkling gold letters. We open the door only to find Beef training once again. He is standing up against the wall with his back to the camera. His training parter is smashing beer bottles across his head.

Reporter Beef, a moment please?
Beef shit not this tool again(under his breath) Yeah alright what do ya want?
Reporter You are once again up against the out of form Mr Charisma. He has been up and down the past few weeks. Your thoughts?
Beef Mate i'm not taking anybody lightly. This is my first title, and im sure as hell not giving it up anytime soon.
Reporter Obviously you have been in vigourous training the past few weeks. Has this paid off?
Beef You tell me? Theres a title belt around my waist isnt there?
Reporter Yes, but
Beef Id advise you shut your mouth right here and now. Im gonna tell you whats going to happen this week. Im gonna walk down the that ring. Then, im gonna belt the living hell outta this Charisma bloke. Next, im gonna pin him, the ref is gonna count 1 2 and 3. Ill get up, hold my title above my head then walk back up the ramp. Thats the way its gunna be!!!
Reporter You sound cocky...
Beef Why the hell shouldnt I be??!?! Im the Hardcore champion!! I am one of the finest and fittest athletes in the world. I can withstand abnormal amounts of pain! Why the hell shouldnt I be cocky!?!
Reporter Ok then. Good luck with your match tonight.

Results will be done tomorrow

*Big Pete is seen infront of the ASWF with mic in hand and replies to what CWB had to say earlier*

Big Pete: A Ladder Match? Hmmm thinking about it that's not such a bad idea, infact it's the 2nd best option as I can still make sure I take out Quincy. Quincy you stand no hope, these "loyal" ASWF fans will realise you're nothing but a has been in this sport you can't take on the younger, fresher and a lot more talented wrestlers. Quincy you disgust me and tonights match maybe a Ladder Match but I will still be the last man standing and when the fans realise that I am the best in the business they will turn there backs on you, just like they did on me.

*The lights dim as Pete stands there laughing and it evetually fades to black*

ASWF On Edge kicks off in Newcastle with a highlight package of last week's action, especially DJ U-Neek's upset victory over Brandell in a non-title match.

The show gets underway with The Beef and Mr Charisma set to do battle for the Hardcore title.

Match One: The Beef © vs. Mr Charisma for the Hardcore Title
What follows is a surprisingly dominant match from The Beef, who shows absolutely no mercy to Mr Charisma on his way to an impressive and easy victory following a Beef Buster from the top rope to the outside.
WINNER: The Beef by pinfall after 4:05

Match Two - Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. Trent 'The Ox' Bowman © for the Pacific Title
Things get underway with Trent Bowman in firm control, but Gorton gets rallied by the surprisingly supportive home fans - and comes achingly close to claiming his second ASWF title with some innovative bridging suplexes. Regardless of Gorton's efforts, however, the champion continually manages to kick out at the last moment. Gorton's frustration becomes evident, and he snaps when Bowman somehow kicks out after copping three consecutive German suplexes. Irrational with anger, Gorton lays into Bowman with a chair, repeatedbly beating down the champion as the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER: Trent 'The Ox' Bowman by DQ after 15:53

Match Three - Sir Quincy Penfold III vs. Big Pete in a Ladder Match
What exactly hangs above the ring is never revealed, but it's clear from the early going that both men have entirely different views of how to win this match. Big Pete uses the ladder to great effect early in the bout, earning plenty of boos when he hits a hard back suplex onto the ladder. Penfold is a little less innovative, relying on his technical skills to wear down 'Large Pete' before attempting to climb the ladder on several occasions.

The end comes following a solid exchange between two technically gifted wrestlers, with Sir Quincy Penfold III hitting a snap suplex that sent Big Pete flying over the top rope and to the mat below. Pete scrambles back into the ring a moment too late to prevent Penfold from claiming victory.
WINNER: Sir Quincy Penfold III afte 14:03

Match Four - Brandell © vs. DJ U-Neek for the World Title
There's an air of anticipation about this clash, and there's definitely no love lost between the two combatants. Brandell starts off by slapping U-Neek, and the challenger retaliates with a knee to the midsection followed by a sidewalk slam. From there it just escalates into a full scale war, with U-Neek fast put on the defensive due to Brandell's superior size. Brandell comes close to ending it early following a gorrila press into a spinebuster. U-Neek finds the strength to kick out, however.

The match continues, and at one point U-Neek looks set to hit the Turntables, only to have his former valet Kristy run in with a chair! U-Neek ducks her pathetic swing, kicks her in the gut, and gives her a spinebuster for her troubles. Brandell capitalises on his distraction however, and picks him up to hit a Turntable of his own! Cover! 1-2-NO! U-Neek kicked out of his own finisher! Brandell can't believe it, and with the referee ushering Kristy out of the ring, takes the opportunity to grab his title and swing it U-Neek's way. The challenges ducks, kicks Brandell in the stomach, and hits a Turntable!

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U-Neek has captured the ASWF World Championship!
WINNER: DJ U-Neek by pinfall after 17:16

Good work there Chris

:D i are king of the ASWF world

It really shows how credible this product is when DJ U-Neek is crowned World Champion.

Enjoy the false hope Quincy.

eat it pete :P :lol: