The Brain- Welcome all to the Fight! Brand extention. I’m Bobby the Brain Heenan at ringside with Kathy Magro and what an explosive night this may turn out to become. Wait a minute, I am getting word Mr Charisma is making his way to the ring.
*MrCharisma’s enters from baskstage holding a mic*
MrCharisma- You like to screw me around, don’t you Dave? Is that the reason you wanted me in S.E.X with you? *Crowd heavily cheers* So come out and we can dance. No, ok how bout this. After you left Leasa alone to instead go to an all you can eat pizza place, I…
*DJMaC runs down and hits the ring, and they brawl all the way back into the aisle, and eventually out of sight backstage*
Violent J\Shaggy\Victoria vs S.E.X
Xena receives some punishment. Big dropkick by Victoria, who got good elevation. Tag to Shaggy. Right hand from Shaggy on Xena. Shaggy scores with a face jam on Lucy Lawless. Cover for a two count. Tag between Shaggy and Violent J. ICP hook up Xena, then hit a double suplex. Big kick from Violent J. Lucy Lawless ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying elbow from Lucy Lawless. Tag to Schmo. Big backdrop on Violent J, executed well. Belly to belly off the top rope, Violent J got folded up big time. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Violent J takes a butterfly suplex from Schmo. Tag between Schmo and Marvin. Dropkick connects, Violent J goes down. Marvin hits a rolling kick on Violent J. Violent J counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Violent J tags out to Victoria. Bodyslam by Victoria. Tag to Lucy Lawless. Lucy Lawless scores with a back heel kick on Victoria. Lucy Lawless misses a clothesline. Lucy Lawless is in trouble. Vertical Suplex! 1....2....3.
*After the match, some unfamiliar music hits as Natalie and Ryan Jones enter the ring- wait a minute they are Carnage talent!*
Natalie- Good evening all, I am Natalie and I am here to introduce Ryan Jones. *a crowd member yells out “Go back to Carnage”. Yes actually we are from Carnage but we don’t have a title for the lightweight division and….
*Homeless Jimmy and Kelly Kent come from backstage into the ring with Ryan and Natalie with a mic*
Kelly- So you come here from another promotion. And you would like a title shot at Jimmy? Is that it? You want to steal the Lightweight title and take it back to Carnage right?
Natalie- It’s not like that, I just want to offer some solid competition to Jimmy and …
Kelly- Ok, you can have a match with Jimmy. He will kick… who is this guy again
Natalie- Ryan Superfly Jones
Kelly- Right. What ever
Natalie- Don’t use that tone, I deserve better
Kelly- Why? You are Carnage scum. Traitors to the ASWF
*Natalie pauses for a moment and then slaps Kelly. Kelly return the favour with a slap for Natalie. Within moments there is a brawl between the women. Jimmy attempts to pull of Natalie however Ryan takes this to insult and pushes Jimmy. OH no there is a 4 man, I mean person brawl* *Kathy Magro leaves her commentary position and enters the ring*
Kathy- Ok, so you all seem to want a shot at each other, why not. Later on tonight Homeless Jimmy will defend his Lightweight title against Ryan Superfly Jones. And just a warning to all the other Carnage superstar, this is a one and one time only event. That is all!
*Commercial Break*
Camera’s return to MrCharisma walking backstage, when he walks past DJMaCs locker room. MrCharisma pauses for a moment, opens the door and yells “Nice room….. poof!” and runs off. Moments later DJMaC opens the door, sees MrCharisma running off and slams the door.
Natalie and Ryan walk past Lorelle
Natalie- Aren’t you the Fight! Interviewer?
Lorelle- Yes, why?
Natalie- Listen, I didn’t come here for a fight. I just wanted for Ryan to get some competition as well as giving Homeless Jimmy a shot against someone he is not familiar with. So now it gets personal cause Kelly can’t hack some competition, and later on tonight you will see why Carnage has the better roster.
Charlie Robinson vs Lita
Spinning back kick from Charlie Robinson. Charlie Robinson hits a rolling kick on Lita. Charlie hits a dropkick on Lita. Charlie Robinson gets taken down out of nowhere. Super kick by Lita. Charlie Robinson powers out of a Lita headlock. Lita takes a hurrancarana from Charlie Robinson. DDT from the top rope by Charlie Robinson. That looked brutal. Lita kicks Charlie Robinson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kick from Lita to the leg. Charlie Robinson takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Flying elbow from Charlie Robinson. Lita gets knocked to the ground by Charlie, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Hi 5!!! Charlie Robinson strips Lita to her bra and panties for the win! Lita slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Evidently she's had enough for one night.
Kelly and Homeless Jimmy are backstage when Lorelle approaches them.
Lorelle- Natalie has just told me how she just came here to give the fans and Jimmy a good quality match tonight and then you were, well a bitch. Is this true?
Kelly- Look, I get hundred of email and phone calls from wrestlers and managers who want a title shot at the Light Weight title. Do you think I give title shot to everybody that asks. No. Natalie may have had nice intentions but the way I see it is that she should have contacted me properly rather than just coming out on television and demanding one. So later tonight I will show Natalie why I am right and she is wrong.
*Commercial Break*
Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones vs Homeless Jimmy for the Fight! Lightweight title
Jimmy walks into a high dropkick from Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones. Dropkick into the ladder by Supahfly, sending it into Jimmy. Spin kick by Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones to the face. Supahfly uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Jimmy powers out of a headlock. Dropkick into the ladder by Jimmy, sending it into Supahfly. Lightning kick by Jimmy on Supahfly. Supahfly drops out the back of a Homeless Jimmy bodyslam attempt. Lightning kick by Supahfly on Jimmy. DDT from the top rope by Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones. That looked brutal. Jimmy blocks a kick from Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones. Homeless Jimmy strikes Supahfly. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Spin kick by Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones to the face. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones floors Homeless Jimmy...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Fly Bomb! Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones climbs the ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Ryan 'Supahfly' Jones offers a handshake to Jimmy...and he accepts it!
DJMaC vs MrCharisma for the Fight! Television title
Double arm suplex by MrCharisma, DJMaC hits hard. DJMaC ducks a wild right hand. MrCharisma receives some punishment. Powerbomb on MrCharisma. MrCharisma reverses a hip toss. Face slam on the table by MrCharisma. Flying reverse elbow by MrCharisma. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but DJMaC stands up. Death valley driver by MrCharisma, DJMaC is down and hurt. DJMaC fights out of a grapple. MrCharisma eats a trash can. The referee gets to a seven count....and MrCharisma gets back up. DJMaC gets taken down out of nowhere. MrCharisma has DJMaC down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Ethnic Flip!!! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Evil Dead comes running down the aisle with a chair! DJMaC is just leaving the ring...and Evil Dead scores with a brutal chair shot! DJMaC falls to the floor holding his head.
Ken Shamrock is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone.
Ken- Yeah I am here and I got a match against Marshal. Yeah Marshal Boyd. Ok so what is the plan….. *Ken stays silent for a moment* Ok, a deal is a deal remember and don’t forget you side.
*Commercial Break*
Ken Shamrock vs Marshal Boyd
Eelboy gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Shamrock. Marshal Boyd powers out of a Ken Shamrock headlock. Marshal Boyd fires off some right and left hands. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Death valley driver by Marshal Boyd, Ken Shamrock is down and hurt. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Ken Shamrock avoids a Marshal Boyd avalanche. Vertical suplex by Ken Shamrock. Eelboy walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Ken Shamrock on Eelboy. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Marshal Boyd avoids a Ken Shamrock avalanche. Full nelson slam on Shamrock. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marshal Boyd gets taken down out of nowhere. Roger Bossert comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Marshal Boyd turns around.... Bossert Bomb!!! That shook the ring. Roger leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Ken Shamrock pins Eelboy. Roger Bossert pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault Eelboy! Right hands rain down on Marshal Boyd, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, Roger Bossert turns and leaves the ring, the damage done.