Before we get started, let's do a quick roll call.

FACES
Bone Daddy: Chris Walker-Bush
Colossus: Matt Lyons
'Cybersex' Chris Maunder: Duh
Party Boy: Josh Hussey
PJ Marshal: Marshal Boyd
The Ice: David McElroy
Wizard1o1: Nathan Hoy
Tony Carabone: Duh

TWEENERS
Chopstick: Al Staples
Huge Hefner: Danny
Mr. Big Shot: ViktortheViking
Shadta: Doug Allen

HEELS
Colonel Kurtz: Andrew Young
Chopper Read: Raider_69
Jelly Adams: Duh
Mr Charisma: Anthony Magro
Roger Bossert: Duh
Sir Quincy Penfold III: Anthony McElroy
The Randy Man: Brian Randell
The Trojan Warrior: Troy Haines

NPC (Non Player Characters)
Chris Walker-Bush (CEO)
Natalie Gruzlewski (Manager)
Aaron the Cheerleader
Trent the Flight Attendant
Redguy

Oh, if you want to change 'alignment', have a person you'd particularly like to feud with etc. etc. post it here. I'll start the shows this weekend.

haha yaaaay redguy!

I think Roger's name should be KKK Grand Dragon Roger Bossett. :P

hahaha good call!

The ASWF is pleased to announce the inclusion of Mr. Big Shot!

More to come

Mine is Tone_Carabone
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Any 1 brave enough to challenge me
HaHa

Who the fuck is Mr Big Shot?

Viktor the Viking = Mr. Big Shot

who is Victor the Viking? :lol:

I'm assuming he came from the LU forums, since he's not one of our own.

Last time i checked, i was the only wrestler wearing suspenders around here and there fore the only one that has the right to be called "Mr Big Shot". Please fire and dismember this horrible excuse for a bag of oatmeal you call Victor the Viking.
-SQP3-

SQP3 you are not the one and only bigshot. Iam, the fans and just everybody knows it so shut the hell up or ill SMACK DA JELLY ON YA.

A big shot called Jelly?? There is nothing more disqusting and covered in disease then that over rated desert food. such a name tag renders to me only images of some green-overweight in a g-string. Is that what i'll be looking at if i wrestle you? How would i know? i've never heard of you let alone observed your appearence. Be careful what you prod you oaf. One day you or one of your fellow have-nots are going to create sour in one of us haves and where going to throw you out of your hovel, steal your spade and give that rotten cheese back to the rats you stole it from.
SQP3-

*Bright lights shine around as "The Reign" blares around the arena, a character dressed in a Versace suit struts toward the ring*


The new guy: I'll get straight to the point, they call me Mr Bigshot, now ive heard there is a certain person in the back that isn't all too happy with my appearance here, im out here for one simple reason, to send a message. Mackdaddy, a fine piece of advice was given to me a long time ago by someone I trust, that piece of advice is "Put Up, Or Shut Up", its that simple, but if you choose not to heed my warning, I will have no choice, but to take those suspenders, shiiiine em up real nice, and stick em straight up, your pimply arse, and thats all I got to say about that.

*The Reign hits as Mr Bigshot makes his departure from the ring walking up the ramp with a scowl*

(lights fade to black spotlight shines on the arena entrence and a small man in jeans and T shirt with a large duffel bag steps into the spotlight, Chopstick walks to the ring and grabs the mike)

Chopstick: You all think the costume makes the man, well your all in for trouble

(chopsticks duffel bag is opened suspenders are pulled out as footage plays of chopstick stealing SPQ3's suspenders)

If the suspenders make you the man sir Puncy Quimfolds then youre done

(Chopstick throws the supenders into the crowd)

As for the Pig Snot, pigs arent supposed to wear suits so i appropriated that too.

(Chopstick pulls out a Versace suit as footage plays of him taking the suit from the Big shots dressing room, the suit is thrown to the crowd on the opposite side of the arena)

As for the Party Boy, youre the next in line to feel the might of Chopstick and ill tell you now for you its not going to be a party. I took your costume too.

(bag is opened again as Chopstick pulls out a clown suit which he laughs about then throws into the crowd)

Im here for another reason tonight, for the first time in the ASWF ill present my new manager the Undertaker with Kane!!

(lights go down again and spotlight shines on the arena entrence a smaller chinese man than chopstick steps into view carrying a walking cane. As the man approaches the ring you see the Shady Acres funeral directors logo on his suit pocket. Chopstick drops to the ground in a fit of laughter, regains his composure and picks up the mike once again)

Party Boy, i hope you find this funny because when you step into the ring with me you wont be laughing any more.

(Chopstick throws the mike to his manager and heads back towards arena entrence to his new ring entrence music, the crowd hums along as they identify the theme music for Gilligans island)