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Title: 2.3- Fight Friday


MrCharisma - July 2, 2003 02:19 AM (GMT)
The Brain- Hello all and welcome to Fight! Friday, the most dominate promotion in professional wrestling, I’m Bobby the Brain Heenan and…

Marshal Boyd’s music hits, interrupting The Brain as Marshal enters the ring holding a mic.
Marshal- Roger, get our faggoty ass down here you BITCH!
After a while, Marshal gets annoyed.
Marshal- We’ll if you are not going to come down here, I’ll get you.
Marshal leaves the ring and heads for the back.

Marvin vs Homeless Jimmy vs Oz vs Sir Lixtenstein for the Fight! Talent title
Jimmy hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Spin kick by Homeless Jimmy to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Jimmy only gets knees on a splash. Oz tags out to Sir Lixtenstein. Rude Awakening on Homeless Jimmy by Sir Lixten. Sir Lixtenstein misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Death valley driver by Sir Lixtenstein, Homeless Jimmy is down and hurt. Cover, but there's no one to count for Sir Lixtenstein. Running knee lift from Sir Lixtenstein. Homeless Jimmy powers out of a Sir Lixtenstein headlock. Jimmy tags out to Marvin. Flying reverse elbow by Marvin. Flying elbow from Marvin. Sir Lixtenstein ducks a clothesline attempt. Big backdrop on Marvin, executed well. Sir Lixtenstein scores with a big spinebuster. Cover gets three. Sir Lixtenstein pinned Marvin. Sir Lixten receives some punishment. Oz uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Super kick by Oz. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Oz walks into a trip. Death valley driver by Sir Lixtenstein, Oz got planted. Sir Lixten tags out to Homeless Jimmy. Tornado DDT from Homeless Jimmy, Oz got planted. Cover gets three. Homeless Jimmy pinned Oz. Homeless Jimmy scores with a back heel kick on Sir Lixten. Homeless Jimmy misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Big piledriver on Jimmy. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jimmy blocks a punch. Jimmy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Homeless Jimmy has Sir Lixtenstein down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Swanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Roger Bosset. Marshal Boyd comes from around the corner, opens the door and enters. The camera man tries to follow but the door is locked.

Inside the ring is MrCharisma.
MrCharisma- I am currently holding in my hand a contract. It tells me that I have the next title shot for DJMaC’s Television title which was stole off me not that long ago. So Dj, if you would kindly get the @#%$ out here, and sign it.
DJMaC and Leasa walk down the isle towards the ring.
Leasa- So you want my babies title hey? You think that you can go the distance with my man?
DJMaC- Come on Leas, I think he could at least enter into the ring before he has a heart attack, being how talented I am. Did you know I was lead actor in the Tempest?
Leasa- Yeah baby…
MrCharisma- Look this has been great and all listening to you two @#%$ but I believe there is a contract to sign, remember this is why we are out here?
DJMaC- Fine
DJMaC signs the contract and so does MrCharisma, but is immediately attacked by DJMaC, who drives the table into his ribs. DJMaC floors MrCharisma. What is Dave doing? Oh my god its a Straightjacket Surfboad!!! MrCharisma goes limp! DJMaC and Leasa walks off, having won this battle.

*Commercial Break*

Backstage Roger Bosset is backstage, talking on his mobile phone.
Roger- Hey, whats happening? Yeah, well listen I need some help. Nah not tonight but soon. I’ve got losers everywhere that want at my title, hell I had this one guy from Carnage want a shot, ha I said. I’ve never even heard of him I think he was called Jelly Adams. Yeah what a no hoper. Look I’ll contact you later but I’ve warned you.

Violent J vs Schmo : Schmo pulls Violent J onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Brainbuster suplex by Schmo, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Schmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Violent J hits Schmo. Violent J slams Schmo down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Violent J pulls Schmo onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Weak bodyslam on Schmo by Violent J. Schmo blocks the suplex attempt. Violent J walks into a jaw breaker. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Violent J. Misawa approves i'm sure. Bodyslam by Schmo. Schmo pulls Violent J onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Schmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Running clothesline from Violent J, sloppily done. Violent J turns Schmo inside-out with a clothesline. Violent J climbs onto the table with Schmo and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! Schmo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Obviously he's had enough for one night.

Lita vs. Victoria for the Fight! Women's title
Lita tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Massive back suplex! Lita got snapped in half. Cover for a two count. Lita backdrops Victoria out of a piledriver attempt. Lita strikes Victoria. Lita hits a rolling kick on Victoria. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Lita. Victoria fights out of a grapple. Massive back suplex! Lita got snapped in half. Cover for a two count. Victoria scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Running knee lift from Victoria. Victoria hits a right hand. Lita blocks a kick from Victoria. Flying elbow from Lita. Springboard dropkick from Lita. Nicely done. Lucy Lawless just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Victoria gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Lita takes some shots at Victoria as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. We have a three-way stand off in the ring, as Lita, Victoria and Lucy Lawless look at each other. They all charge forward, and a three-way brawl erupts in the ring! This is chaos! After a few minutes of fast and furious action, a motley crew of referees and stagehands hit the ring to break it up.

Rogers music hits as he and Sara makes their way to the ring.
Roger- Ladies and Gentlemen, the king is back! *crowd boo’s*. Last week I added some class to the Fight! Roster. A hero or Icon all the boys and girls can look up to and all the losers on the bottom of the roster can be more like. I finally got a shot at the Heavyweight championship against Marshal, someone who doesn’t even rate when compared to me. I’m strong, quick, intelligent, funny, I have your ex-girlfriend who gives it to me every night and now I hold the Fight! Heavyweight championship of the world. You should just go over to Chris Walker-Bush and get a job over there.

*Marshal walks onto the ramp from backstage with a mic*

Marshal- What was that Bitch? *crowd cheer* You are nothing like me and last week you stole my title, that’s right STOLE it. And about Sara, she is nothing but a two faced skanky, bottom feeding, trash bag ho! *crowd cheers*

Roger- Yeah….

*Roger drops his mic and runs out of the ring towards Marshal which also runs at Roger. Punches are thrown until it becomes a brawl. Numerous officials and wrestlers come running from the back and finally hold them apart*

*Commercial Break*

Magro Boyz vs RTG \ Haas
Stiff high kick on MrCharisma by Charlie Haas who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Haas uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Haas tags out to RTG. Haas \ RTG whip MrCharisma into the corner. Charlie Haas whips RTG in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by RTG to the face. MrCharisma counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. RTG takes a hurrancarana from MrCharisma. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between MrCharisma and David Magro. Massive back suplex! RTG got snapped in half. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Bodyslam by David. RTG fights out of a grapple. RTG uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag to Charlie Haas. Kick from Charlie Haas to the leg. Tag between David Magro and MrCharisma. Hard back suplex on MrCharisma. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? DJMaC comes running down the aisle and into the ring! MrCharisma turns around.... and gets floored with a chair shot! What impact! DJMaC leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Charlie Haas pins MrCharisma. Magro Boyz are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of RTG, Haas and DJMaC.

Marshal Boyd is walking backstage when Lorelle approaches him.

Lorelle- Marshal, Marshal. Can I get a few word on the recent actions of Roger and with will happen tonight?
Marshal- It’s simple. I am about to go kick the @#%$ out of a little bitch called Roger, so excuse me.

*Commercial Break*

Roger Bosset vs Marshal Boyd
Roger slams Marshal Boyd. Stiff chop lights up Eelboy. Flying shoulder tackle by Roger sends Eelboy to the mat. Running knee lift from Roger Bosset. Roger walks into a trip. Eelboy slams Roger Bosset down. Spear by Marshal Boyd. Cover for a two count. Roger Bosset elbows Marshal Boyd in the face to break a hammerlock. Spear by Roger Bosset. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Eelboy. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Eelboy backdrops Roger Bosset out of a piledriver attempt. Marshal Boyd hits some punches. Marshal Boyd misses a clothesline. Roger slams Marshal Boyd down. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! I don't think the fight has finished. Roger Bosset and Eelboy have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.




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