Roger Bosset’s music hit as he makes his way down the ring.
Roger Bosset- *crowd boos* What are you all booing about, you @#%$-head? *crowd boos even more* ill stand here until you stop! *crowd starts chanting ROGER’S @#%$* Last weekend I decide to make a home video, so without further adue- I’d like to present my feature film- The Beast, the Princess and I.
*A home video shows Roger and Sara at Eastwood RSL where Steven Spellmaster has hypnotised Sara*
Spellmaster- When you wake, you will only have eyes for Roger Bosset, no one else. Who do you love
Sara- Roooggeer
*Back to the ring*
Roger- *whipping a tear from his eye* Wasn’t that beautiful? *ROGER’S @#%$ chant starts again* So the woman of the moment, I’d like to introduce you all to my new manager- SARA
*Sara walks down to the ring and grabs a mic*
Sara- *crowd boos* You can boo all you like but just remember that Roger is my man and I love him! *They both leave the ring hand-in-hand*
The Brain- Welcome all to Fight! Friday and what a start to the show, and with an explosive start to the show I wonder what else is in stored and where the hell is Marshal when this all happened?
Oz vs Homeless Jimmy vs Marvin for the Fight! Hardcore title
Oz bodyslams Homeless Jimmy. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Jimmy reverses a Marvin hammerlock. Lightning kick by Jimmy on Marvin. Super kick by Homeless Jimmy. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Jimmy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Jimmy is out just before the three count. Marvin misses a clothesline. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Brutal powerbomb on Jimmy. Oz ducks a Jimmy clothesline and does a quick roll up. Oz has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Winner- Oz
*Commercial Break*
Camera’s are focused on the arrive dock where we see a limo arrive. It’s Marshal Boyd. Marshal leaves the limo and is walking backstage when he sees Sara. Marshal holds Sara from behind but Sara doesn’t respond when out of nowhere Roger appears with a chair and it connects with Marshal. Marshal is down, Sara then turns around and pours her coffee on Marshal and tells how she doesn’t want it anymore and walks off with Roger.
S.E.X’s music hits as the whole group walks down to the ring.
DjMaC- *crowd boos* SHUT UP! Where are we again Lease?
Leasa- The Central Coast, Teddy Bear.
DjMaC- Well then, just looking at the crowd I assume that you are all dole bludging, motor home living scum bags. However today is your lucky day. You guys don’t have may hero’s or champions to look-up too.
The Brain- the Central Coast Falcons just won a duel Premiership in the ASRL, what more do you want?
DjMaC- *revealing the title from under a cloak* see this, this is a championship which means that I am a champion and tonight I have decided to become your champion.
*As DjMaC reveals his title MrCharisma’s music hits*
MrCharisma- Well done Dave, seems that you have a habbit of screwing your friends- remember poor old Rowland and Ben Iken.
DjMaC- That was an honest mistake, I thought the cap was only 5 million. Hey, what about my 14 year old brother- not cool Magro!
MrCharisma- What ever you cheese *crowd cheers*. I’ll cut to the chase, I want my title back. How bout it me and you battle it out in the ring one more time.
DjMaC- You put up a good point. NO
MrCharisma- What? You chicken @#%$, Son of a Bitch!
DjMaC- Talking like that won’t get you a match, will it? How bout you ask nicely “Oh please God like Dave James McElroy. I know I am not worthy to be in the ring with you, let alone be associated with you but please can I make my little insignificant life a little better by getting in the ring with you and getting the @#%$ kicked out of me, cause I like brushing my teeth from my backside”!
*MrCharisma looks blankly*
DjMaC- Alright, tell you what. Since you and Da Illest are friends and its all about screwing friends here. If you fight Da Illest tonight and beat him, you can have a shot at my nice and shiny title.
*MrCharisma walks off to prepare for his match, closely followed by S.E.X*
*Commercial Break*
Evil Dead & Victoria vs. DJMaC & Xena
Running knee lift from Evil Dead. Big piledriver on Xena. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Victoria. Victoria \ Evil Dead hook up Xena, then hit a double suplex. Flying shoulder tackle by Victoria sends Xena to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Victoria fires off some right and left hands. Victoria only gets knees on a splash. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tag to DJMaC. Bodyslam by DJMaC. Massive backbreaker, Victoria got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. DJMaC walks into a trip. Victoria tags out to Evil Dead. Powerful Spear by Evil Dead. Death valley driver by Evil Dead, DJMaC got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Evil Dead fires off some right and left hands. DJMaC blocks a punch. Spinebuster by DJMaC. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Evil Dead floors DJMaC, then signals for the Mortifier. Meanwhile, DJMaC has something in his hands. Evil Dead comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Schmo \ Marvin come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Evil Dead \ Victoria...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Schmo \ Marvin leave the ring, the damage done.
Winner- DjMaC & Xena
Marshal Boyd walks down into the ring just as the tag match finishes and takes to the mic.
Marshal- What up Central Coast? *crowd cheers* Did any of you see what happened to me backstage before? Smart move, what way to piss off the NEW Fight! Heavyweight Champion *crowd cheers heavily* then to take his girlfriend who were planning their marriage *crowd boos heavily* . Tell you what Bitch *crowd cheers* You and Me, one-on-one tonight, cause I know what you did to Sara you son of a bitch.
*No response*
Marshal- Alright, if you win- you get my…
*Roger and Sara on the titan-tron*
Roger- Please shut up, I can’t take anymore. I accept your challenge for a match tonight since all I was going to do is get laded by Sara, but I can do that after the match. And like the Roosters did to Parramatta the other week, I will thrash the @#%$ out of you.
*Marshal drops the mic and runs to the exit*
Da Illest vs. MrCharisma
Da Illest chair shots MrCharisma. Spear by Da Illest. There's a two count on the pin. MrCharisma counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. MrCharisma snap suplexes Da Illest. Big backdrop on Da Illest, executed well. There's a two count on the pin. MrCharisma hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Pin, but Da Illest is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by MrCharisma. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. MrCharisma uses a headbutt on the outside. There's a two count on the pin. MrCharisma snapmares Da Illest. They wind up back in the squared circle. Da Illest ducks a clothesline attempt. Doctor Bomb, MrCharisma landed hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lifting DDT by Da Illest, looked good. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Rude Awakening on MrCharisma by Da Illest. Da Illest rams MrCharisma into a table. MrCharisma elbows Da Illest in the face to break a hammerlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Da Illest goes down. MrCharisma scores with a standing spinebuster. Da Illest is in trouble. Wogginator! 1....2....3. Da Illest grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.
Winner- MrCharisma
*Commercial Break*
Lorelle- I’m here with Sara and Roger, what did you want to say?
Sara- Shut up you skank. I just wanted to tell my precious Ma…. Man Roger that I love him and that he should have no problem beating that small penised Marshal. Lets go sexy, I’ll get you warmed up.
Marshal Boyd vs. Roger Bossert for the Fight! Heavyweight title
Running knee lift from Marshal Boyd. Roger walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Marshal Boyd misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Eelboy takes a headbutt from Roger Bossert. Big clothesline on Eelboy. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Eelboy is down and hurt. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Back elbow connects, Eelboy staggers backward. Marshal Boyd fights out of a grapple. Nice piledriver on Roger. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Roger. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Fallaway slam by Marshal Boyd. Marshal Boyd hits some punches. Roger blocks a kick from Marshal Boyd. Roger slams Marshal Boyd down. Spear! Eelboy is down and hurt. Sara has climbed up onto the apron! Eelboy turns...and falls for the distraction! Roger Bossert attacks Eelboy from behind! Roger Bossert has Marshal Boyd down on the canvas. Choke Out!!! Marshal Boyd taps out! Sara pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault Eelboy! Right hands rain down on Marshal Boyd, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with her work, Sara turns and leaves the ring, the damage done.
Winner- Roger Bosset