TROJAN WARRIOR VS BONE DADDY
a good wrestling match with Bone Daddy getting the money in the end after hitting the whose your daddy. afterwards trojan warrior got up and hit bone daddy with a chair and said that at the PPV he would be the 1st ever ASRL hardcore champion.

WORLD TITLE TOURNEY SEMI FINAL MATCH
PJ MARSHAL VS COLOSSUS
Big man PJ Marshal kicked colossus ass who is bigger then him, yet colossus kept getting up again and again. PJ Marshal applied the sharpshooter a number of times only for colossus to power out of it, then colossus hit back with a huge chokeslam and it seemed colossus might win but PJ got the upper hand again and hit the 5 star frog splash to get the 1....2....3

LADDER MATCH (Winner gets a shot at Aussie title, night after PPV)
CHOPSTICK VS SIR QUINCY PENFOLD III
Chopstick was getting a huge beating but every time Quincy went up the ladder, chopstick was able to prevent him from grabbing the contract then chopstick saw his opening, he tripped penfold and he fell flat on his face and it didnt buy chopstick much time but he didnt need it, due to his quickness chopstick ran up the ladder and quickly grabbed the contract to win a shot at the Aussie champion. after the match penfold put on some brass knuckles and knocked out chopstick and left the ring celebrating.

WORLD TITLE TOURNEY SEMI FINAL MATCH
SHADTA VS JELLY
a back and forth match, both men showed good endurance as both men kicked out of the others finisher yet in the end it was jelly who got the win after hitting the aeroplane jelly for the 2nd time.

HARDCORE MATCH
MR CHARISMA VS COLONEL KURTZ
before the match colonel kurtz said that he was a trained fighter and one of the deadliest men in the world and didnt need weapons to win, he said he could do more harm than any weapon could and he said hed prove it against mr charisma. Mr Charisma came out and the match began mr charisma got the upper hand with kurtz getting in a few shots, but every time charisma went for the weapons, kurtz was able to prevent charisma. then out of nowhere colonel kurtz hit the kurtzkiller yet charisma showed he had the highest pain threshold in the ASRLW by kicking out at 2. they went out onto the outside and the punches went back and forth then charisma grabbed a sledgehammer and went to hit kurtz but kurtz hit a clothesline, then kurtz grabbed the sledgehammer and pondered hitting charisma then he raised it above his head but then hesitated this bought charisma enough time and charisma hit the low blow on kurtz then grabbed the sledgehammer and layed into kurtz then he locked on the charisma recliyner and kurtz had passed out and the ref called for the bell giving charisma the victory. Charisma then got on the mic and said "i proved that im hardcore tonight, and ill prove that im hardcore at the PPV" then out came Bone Daddy and started beating on MR Charisma and then followed every person involved in the 6 man hardcore title match at the PPV and a big brawl insued and they fought all the way to the backstage area.

WORLD TITLE TOURNEY SEMI FINAL MATCH
PWN VS PARTY BOY
it was good back and forth match for a while until party boy gained an advantage before pwn came back. after this Pwns sheer power was dominating Party Boy and he hit the Pwnage but for the 2nd straight week he decided not to pin party boy and decided to inflict more pain. he locked party boy in a bear hug and it seemed like party boy would pass out but all of a sudden party boy "partied up" (like hulking up but he dances around instead) and after a big boot to the head and an aeroplane spin, party boy hit the atomic legdrop and got the 1...2....3.

ok the final card for the upcoming PPV is:

WORLD TITLE MATCH
Pj Marshal vs Party Boy vs Jelly

AUSSIE TITLE MATCH
Pwn vs Colossus vs Shadta

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
Trojan Warrior vs Bone Daddy vs Chopstick vs SQP3 vs MrC vs Kurtz

hahaha woooooooooooooo go Party Boy! He's Partying up! :kicking:

Sir Quincy has left the building...Why would i want your dirty little convict strap anyways?? Thats why ai let that little pocket rocket scamper up that scruffy ladder before i knocked hisblock off.

The peoples champion was just too hardcore for old Kurtz, maybe the Colonel should stick to making chicken while the real men like MrC wrestle. I also want to address our very own Danny Williams: Bone Daddy who seems to like taking people from behind. Next time at the PPV you'll go ONE on ONE on ONE on ONE with the Great One. Trojan Warrior, Kurtz, Bone Daddy, Chopstick and SQP3 mate they are all nothing, nobodies, peasants to MrCharisma. All the ladies want it and the guys want to be it... now lets kick this shit, Charisma style. Now hit my music!

(Oriental music plays, chopstick is revealed teaching a karate class to 15 year olds)

Chopstick: (gestures to student) Bobo you take over i have to talk to these pitiable fools.

(freddy banquet approaches to start an interview)

Banquet: Now Chopstick youve managed to beat Sir Pency Quinfold the third up the ladder for the australian title shot. is the australian title your main goal in your wrestling career or do you also want the Hardcore title youll be fighting for at our next PPV.

Chopstick: No i want every title, i want to unify all titles and eventually rule the world. hahahahahahaha.

Banquet: Leading on from that goal you have been described as having one of the loosest grips on reality in this comp what would you say to those claims.

Chopstick: Ill never let go the strangle hold i have on the australian title. When i win it at the next PPV against that fool penfold and the other four no hopers ill face prove how great the small man is. I HAVE THE CONTRACT (flashes the mangled contract towards Banquet) The wrestling world will bow before the might of chopstick. Australian hardcore title holder.

(chopstick runs back to his class and makes a flying coathanger on Bobo. Then quietly addresses the shocked class on the perils of trying to surpass your teacher)

Banquet: Well that was the rather controversial chopstick who looks set to take on all comers in the hardcore title match.

Y2PJ for the title :D