The Brain- Welcome all to the second month of Fight! Friday! With the first pay-per view Battle Lines passing only days ago there are going to be many scores to be settled and new rivalry’s, word just in that Fight! Friday owner Kathy Zahn is heading to the ring.

Kathy Zahn- Welcome all to Fight! Friday *crowd cheers*, what a pay-per view we had only days ago. We saw the Insane Clown Posse and Schmo and Mavin of S.E.X almost claim Carnage’s Tag titles, our very own Diva Charlie Robinson won a four corner match for the Womens title which included defending from Carnage’s Natalie Gruzlewski. Oz won a 10 man Battle Royal for the Talent title, Evil Dead losing a triple threat against Chris Walker-Bush’s John Cena and Ebessan and if I can just show you something *footage of Evil Dead smashing a Playstation console on John Cena* good shot! DjMaC and Leasa Denton beat my son MrCharisma *crowd boos* for the Television title, and to my knowledge I thought it was a singles match *crowd boos* and finally Ken Shamrock beat Roger Bosset and Marshal Boyd in a triple threat match for the Heavyweight title. Why I am here tonight is to put an end to this Roger and Marshal saga. So tonight Roger will face Marshal in singles competition. That is all!


The Brain- Roger Bosset against the Eelboy tonight? What a night.

S.E.X vs. ICP- Table match
Violent J strikes Schmo. Side suplex from Shaggy. ICP whip Schmo into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Violent J pulls Marvin onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Schmo ducks a clothesline attempt. Marvin uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Marvin pulls Violent J onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Shaggy. Lucy Lawless comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Violent J turns around.... Xenacanrana!!! That shook the ring. Xena leaves the ring, the damage done! Violent J gets knocked to the ground by Marvin, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Ricky Rana!!! Marvin throws Violent J onto the table, then climbs to the top rope...and hits a flying splash to break the table and get the win. ICP look like they aren't done...and they attack Marvin \ Schmo! After an exchange of blows, Marvin and Schmo are laid out in the ring.

Winners- S.E.X

Sara is walking backstage, when she suddenly stops and looks around. She shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Sara was moments ago, then run off.

The camera takes us to MrCharisma locker room where MrCharisma is oiling himself up when there is a knock on the door. Lita appears and helps MrCharisma rub himself down when suddenly Charlie enters. Charlie notices Lita but Lita doesn’t know Charlie is there when suddenly Charlie grabs Lita’s hair and throws her down. Oh My God, there is a cat fight in MrCharisma’s room. Slaps and hair pulling occurs then Charlie gets up with Lita’s hair and throws her out of the room. Charlie then looks at MrChrisma with a stern look and tells the camera man to get out.

*Commercial Break*

Homeless Jimmy vs. Oz – Hardcore Match
Frying pan shot by Oz. Oz crushes Jimmy with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jimmy powers out of a headlock. Jimmy hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Jimmy hits a dropkick on Oz. Cover for a two count. Homeless Jimmy dropkicks Oz after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Pin, but Oz is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Oz. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Oz pushes out of a Homeless Jimmy hold. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Jimmy hits hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Oz, executed well. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bodyslam by Oz. Jimmy gets splashed through a table by Oz. Homeless Jimmy fights out of a grapple. Hard back suplex on Oz. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? DDT from the top rope by Homeless Jimmy. That looked brutal. Oz gets knocked to the ground by Jimmy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3.

Winner- Homeless Jimmy

Camera return in the hallway where Sara is walking backstage when Roger Bosset appears from a door and puts his hand over her mouth. He then drags her into a waiting car, and it speeds off into the night.

Charlie Robinson vs. Lita for the Fight! Friday Women's title
Lita hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Charlie counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Stiff high kick on Lita by Charlie Robinson who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Charlie whips Lita into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Tiger suplex on Lita, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Lita kicks Charlie Robinson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Charlie takes a flying neckbreaker from Lita. Lightning kick by Lita on Charlie. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Charlie, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Charlie is out just before the three count. Charlie counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Super kick by Charlie Robinson. Pin, but Lita is out just before the three count. Lita ducks a wild right hand. MrCharisma comes running down the aisle with a chair! Charlie and Lita continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. MrCharisma slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Lita moves! MrCharisma accidentally blasts Charlie with a chair to the head! Lita throws MrCharisma out of the ring! Charlie Robinson gets knocked to the ground by Lita, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Moonsault!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Lita leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Charlie and MrCharisma remain in the ring watching her get away. Lita evidently didn't fancy any of the 2-on-1 payback that was on the cards.

Winner- Lita

*Commercial Break*

Lorelle- Hey guys, I’m out the front of Marshal’s locker room, I’ll just see if he is in and wants to say a few word. *Lorelle knocks on the door and Marshal opens*
Marshal- I guess you want to interview me about tonights match against Roger. Well its simple, I have been through hell and back just to get a piece of Roger and when I finally do, Ken Shamrock is there. About tonight I am going to give him all I have, and then a little more, and Lorelle I can’t promise that I will be able to stop. So go tell Kathy that she may have to find another superstar after I’m done with Roger.

Magro Boyz vs. DJMaC \ Haas- Cage Match
Weak headbutt on DJMaC by MrCharisma. Charlie Haas scores with a back heel kick on David. DJMaC takes a vertical suplex. David Magro pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Haas walks into a spike slam. Magro Boyz hook up DJMaC, then hit a double suplex. Flying elbow off the top rope by MrCharisma, poor elevation though. David Magro climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Haas! DJMaC avoids a MrCharisma avalanche. DJMaC throws MrCharisma into the cage. DJMaC \ Haas whip David into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Driven DDT by Charlie Haas. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. MrCharisma blocks the suplex attempt. MrCharisma drives Haas into the cage side. MrCharisma and DJMaC both climb up and over the cage, leaving their partners battling it out. Lita appeared on the outside, and came in via the door...and floored Charlie Haas with a chair! David took the opportunity and left the cage to get the win for Magro Boyz! Haas and DJMaC remain in the ring, arguing. DJMaC looks really angry. Charlie Haas pushes DJMaC away and walks off, looking furious.

Winners- Magro Boyz

The camera is in Kathy Zahns office when Ken Shamrock enters.
Ken - Look Kathy, have you noticed something odd leading up to your main event?
Kathy- No, why?
Ken - Roger is gone again!
Kathy- Well thanks for that Ken so I guess that I have to find a replacement then, won’t I. You haven’t competed tonight have you Ken?
Ken- No….. *realising what he has just said*
Kathy- Well good cause you can defend the Heavyweight title that’s around your waist to Marshal. What are you waiting for, that is all!

Ken Shamrock walks off, not happy with what Kathy has just told him.


Marshal Boyd vs. Ken Shamrock
Stiff chop lights up Shamrock. Back elbow connects, Shamrock staggers backward. Rude Awakening on Ken Shamrock by Eelboy. Shamrock blocks a punch. Eelboy walks into a killer lariat. Eelboy ducks a wild right hand. Spinebuster by Marshal Boyd. Death valley driver by Marshal Boyd, Ken Shamrock got planted. Shamrock blocks a punch. Ken Shamrock snap suplexes Eelboy. Eelboy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Bodyslam by Eelboy. Kathy Zahn comes running down the aisle with a chair! Shamrock goes to irish whip Marshal Boyd into the ropes. Kathy prepares to swing the chair...but Marshal Boyd reverses! Kathy accidentally smacks Shamrock with a chair to the back! Eelboy floors Ken Shamrock. There is the Sharpshooter! Submission! Ken Shamrock gives a murderous look toward Kathy Zahn...and attacks! Kathy gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Shamrock picks her up...and launches her over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

The Brain- What the hell was Kathy thinking? We will just have to wait til next Fight! Friday. I’m Bobby the Brain Heenan, good night.