Welcome all to ASWF Fight! Friday. I’m Bobby the Brain Heenan and what a show we have planned for night and not to mention the response that Kathy Zahn will have for the infiltration that the Wizard did lest week! I think we are planing to kick the show off with a 1-on-1 female singles match

Victoria vs Lita
Lita strikes Victoria. Kick from Lita to the leg. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lita hits a dropkick on Victoria. Victoria blocks a kick from Lita. Lita gets caught with a short powerbomb from Victoria. Doctor Bomb, Lita landed hard. There's a two count on the pin. Lita reverses a hip toss. Super kick by Lita. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Victoria kicks Lita in the gut to reverse the momentum. Lita gets slammed. Lita blocks the suplex attempt. Spin kick by Lita to the face. Victoria grabs Lita from behind and shoves her into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Lita rolls through with the move! She used a pull of the tights to get Victoria over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Lita leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Lita has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Victoria to look for revenge.

Marshal Boyd music hits and enters the ring
Marshal- What the hell was that? You all saw what happened last week. *On the titan-tron a reply of the Marshal vs. Roger match is shown with the interference of the Wizard clearing house* For the past few week I’m been beaten, attacked, abused and lost various title shots, not to mention what is happening to my lovely girlfriend Sara. So I’m finally awarded a title shot for the Heavyweight championship and Roger actually turns up! *crowd cheers* and this Bitch the Wizard 1o1 turns up and destroys the match! *crowd boos* Listen Wizard, what the hell, the Wizard- what kind of magic can you conjure, it doesn’t seem like your doing a good job, you can’t even conjure a title around your waist. Tell you what Bitch, go back to your Happy Meal toys and keep practising your magic tricks like making the Hamburgerler make a burger appear and when you can do that, write this down, when you can finally perform a second grade trick then come back to Fight! Friday and fight me, one-on-one…..

Roger slides in to the ring from out of nowhere and hits Marshal with a chair to the back. He grabs the dazed Eelboy and proceeds to snap his fingers. Roger Bosset leaves via the crowd as Marshal Boyd rolls around in pain and medic attend him, followed by taking out the back in a stretcher.

Lorelle- Hey guys, I’m backstage with the Insane Clown Posse, ICP with their new manager Jugglette. Now I heard you wanted to talk about your up and coming match against Schmo and Marvin of S.E.X.
Jugglette- Hey all you Juggleo’s, Jugglette’s and Ninja’s out there. You know how these Detroit player run this block but for all the rest of you, that’s why I’m here. You know that Shaggy and Violent J are not only the most successful White Rappers and most successful underground bands ever. They have worked the wrestling scene from the WWF, to WCW, to ECW, to their very own JCW or the Juggleo Championshit Wrestling but Violent J’s brother Jump Steady or better known to all the Ninja’s as Evil Dead has been telling us that all you don’t know the path to Shangri-La! So we are here to teach some lessons, and these guys known as S.E.X, thinking they are the bomb and they are all that, @#%$- we are going to giving them a personal whoopin from ICP that they can go home and cry to mumma about!

*Commercial Break*

ICP vs. S.E.X
Schmo takes a right hand to the temple from Shaggy. Shaggy DDTs Schmo, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover for a two count. Tag to Violent J. ICP hook up Schmo, then hit a double suplex. Schmo gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Schmo hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Schmo reverses a hip toss. Schmo plants Violent J with an exploder suplex. Tag to Marvin. Marvin uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super kick by Marvin. Marvin drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Violent J tags out to Shaggy. Powerslam from Shaggy on Marvin. Sloppy tornado punch from Shaggy, Marvin barely got hit. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Shaggy strikes away at Marvin. Marvin powers out of a Shaggy headlock. Shaggy takes a hurrancarana from Marvin. Lucy Lawless comes running down the aisle with a chair! Marvin whips Shaggy into the ropes. Xena jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Xena, Shaggy, and the chair! Shaggy staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! ICP are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Schmo, Marvin and Xena.

Roger Bosset’s music hit as he appears from the back and heads towards the ring
Roger- Hi people, how are we all *crowd boos* What I’m just being nice! Isn’t it such a great day and cause I’m feeling so good about life today I think I will throw an open challenge to any superstar on the roster so they can be a main event player for one night and get the opportunity to have the Heavyweight title around their waist.
*Some unfamiliar music hit*
Bobby- Oh my god, the most dangerous man in the world Ken Shamrock is here in the ASWF, on the Fight! Friday roster!

Ken Shamrock makes his way to the ring, enters it and looks at Roger for a second, and attacks! Roger hasn’t even had time to register what is happening, he hasn’t even thrown a punch. Roger can barely stand, Ken Shamrock gets a grip around Roger Bosset- Belly to Belly Suplex on Roger, that shock the house and ring. Roger was just beaten down by the debuton Ken Shamrock, looks like we have a challenger to Rogers title!

*Commercial Break*

Lorelle- I’m here backstage looking for Ken Shamrock,
MrCharisma comes in view of the camera
MrCharisma- hey Lorelle, is that thing on.
Lorelle- yes
MrCharisma- Good, DJMaC remember last week, in our match. I do think that I evenly beat you fair and square you jack-ass. So I wanna know are you bringing your S.E.X cronies with you to our triple threat match to protect your Television title or will we be seeing a new Television champion known as MrCharisma!

Camera view to Sara walking backstage, when she suddenly stops and looks around. She shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Sara was moments ago, then run off.

The Camera crosses backstage where Da Illest is backstage, when S.E.X come out of nowhere and attack him. They destroy him and leave him down on the concrete floor, hurt. Looks like DJMaC is trying to keep hold of his Television title.

*Commercial Break*

Da Illest vs DJMaC vs MrCharisma vs Charlie Haas for the Fight! Television title
Haas receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Haas, executed well. Cover for a two count. DJMaC walks into a trip. Tag to MrCharisma. DJMaC takes a right hand to the temple from MrCharisma. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. MrCharisma uses something vaguely resembling a reverse suplex. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. MrCharisma with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on DJMaC. MrCharisma only gets knees on a splash. DJMaC tags out to Da Illest. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, MrCharisma hits hard. Rude Awakening on MrCharisma by Da Illest. MrCharisma comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Da Illest gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. MrCharisma with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin, three count, it's over. MrCharisma pins Da Illest. Standing leg lariat by Charlie Haas on MrCharisma. Haas uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner, MrCharisma is down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. MrCharisma fights out of a grapple. Slingshot clothesline by MrCharisma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Tag between MrCharisma and DJMaC. Death valley driver by DJMaC, Charlie Haas got planted. Pin, three count, it's over. DJMaC pins Haas. MrCharisma takes a headbutt from DJMaC. MrCharisma takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Big clothesline from MrCharisma. Pin, but DJMaC is out just before the three count. DJMaC ducks a clothesline attempt. DJMaC slams MrCharisma down. MrCharisma hooks up a suplex, but DJMaC flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating!

We cut to Ken Shamrock where he is shadow boxing, guessing he is warming up for his title shot tonight with Roger Bosset, assuming he turns up!

Ken Shamrock vs Roger Bosset for the Fight! Heavyweight title
Roger Bosset walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Shamrock. Roger powers out of a headlock. Roger bodyslams Ken Shamrock. Roger Bosset misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Powerbomb on Shamrock. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Roger drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Gut buster, Roger hits hard. Doctor Bomb, Roger is hurt. Hooks the leg for a two count. Corkscrew brainbuster suplex, Shamrock hit it well. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Roger reverses a waistlock. Massive backbreaker, Shamrock got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Roger drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. The time limit expires, and the referee declares the match a draw. The fight has started up again! Ken Shamrock attacks Roger, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Bobby- What a debut Ken Shamrock, we all know that Shamrock had that match won if it wasn’t for the time limit, who uses time limits anyway? Well I’m sure Roger will have something to say next week after defending his title and winning against Shamrock, until next week- don’t tune into Carnage!