Anthony and David Magro are standing in the ring with a mic
MrCharisma- Hey DJMaC, thanks for the beating you and you S.E.X cronies gave us last week, hell I think my little bro David and I are still hurting. So I’ll tell you what, we will return the favour, right now you and one of your buddies can come toe-to-toe with the Magro Boyz and we’ll how good you really are.
David Magro- Don’t bother ignoring us cause I already asked mum and she said you and your little friend are allowed to come over and play.
DJMaC and RTG come enter from the back and run into the ring.
Magro Boyz vs DJMaC\RTG
Flying knee to the face from MrCharisma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Magro Boyz whip RTG into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Bodyslam by David. DJMaC counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hard back suplex on David. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? David blocks a punch. MrCharisma DDTs DJMaC. MrCharisma floors DJMaC...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Ethnic Flip! RTG is in trouble. Here it comes - Champ Slam. MrCharisma and David Magro climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win. RTG and DJMaC remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. RTG walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of DJMaC.
Cameras cross to see Charlie Haas walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Charlie Haas is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker.
Kathy Zahn music hit and walks down stage with a mic.
Kathy- I’d just like to inform you that this tag team match has most significance than you think. I’ve decided that since we don’t have a tag belt and I don’t really feel like making one, the winner of this match between the Insane Clown Posse and S.E.X members Schmo and Marvin will go over to Carnage and face them for the Carnage tag title. That is all.
*Commercial Break*
ICP vs Schmo \ Marvin
Violent J smashes a Playstation console over the head of Marvin. Shaggy strikes Schmo. Violent J slams Marvin onto the table. Schmo powers out of a headlock. Violent J takes a butterfly suplex from Schmo. Schmo \ Marvin hook up Violent J, then hit a double suplex. Marvin crushes Shaggy with a running senton. Marvin hits a table shot to the ribs. Schmo walks into a trip. Shaggy suplexes Marvin badly. Violent J hits a bulldog off the ropes. Marvin scoops up Violent J for a slam, then turns....but Schmo accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Violent J, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Schmo is in trouble. Here it comes - Tombstone. 1....2...3, it's finished. Schmo \ Marvin don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack ICP, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.
Sara is walking backstage, when she suddenly stops and looks around. She shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Sara was moments ago, then run off.
MrCharisma is standing backstage, when Lita appears behind him. She comes on to him, rubbing her hand on his chest. Charlie Robinson suddenly comes over and grabs her by the hair, dragging her away and throwing her out of the room, before slamming the door on her.
*Commercial Break*
Lorelle- I’m here backstage with Marshal Boyd. Now Marshal, what do you think of this whole scene surrounding you and Roger and what is happening with Sara.
Marshal- Roger I know your watching this somewhere so listen and listen good. I’m sick of your @#%$, I’ve done nothing against you all I want is what most people want and that is the top prize in the game, the Heavyweight title and it happened that you have it for some unknown reason but that’s ok because sooner or later you will face me. And at the moment you’ve pissed me off and if you keep doing it I’m just going to beat your arse down harder, and harder, and harder! And if you don’t defend that title soon, it will be stripped off you and then a true champion , one that is worthy will represent this promotion. As for tonight, do what you want but I tell you one thing bitch *crowd goes nuts* I’m going to beat your arse so hard you’ll think your 5 years old when your Mum was whoopin you around the house, and that’s what I’ll do, whoop you from pillar to post!
Charlie Robinson vs Lita
Kick from Charlie Robinson to the leg. Lita blocks a punch. Lita strikes Charlie. Lita misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Springboard dropkick from Lita. Nicely done. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Charlie kicks Lita in the gut to reverse the momentum. Charlie uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super kick by Charlie Robinson. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Charlie Robinson. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Charlie Robinson gets taken down out of nowhere. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Charlie is down. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Charlie Robinson reverses a hip toss. Lita gets knocked to the ground by Charlie, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Hi 5, forget about it. 1....2...3! Charlie Robinson is still in the ring celebrating. Lita pushes the referee away, then slams Charlie down! Lita climbs to the top rope and hits the Moonsault! Charlie Robinson has been knocked silly.
Kathy Zahn comes to the ring
Kathy- Welcome all to Fight! Friday, the far superior promotion with the best superstars, performing in the most entertaining matches. Now the reason I’m out here is to inform all you is that because we are the most dominate roster in sports entertainment I can officially announce that I have hired some more high profiled wrestlers that will be making an impact within the next few weeks. That will be all…..
*Out of nowhere can be heard* That will NOT be all
From out of the crowd comes the Wizard, who hits the ring and attacks Kathy. Kathy gets bounced around the ring by punches and kicks. After playing to the crowd for a while, Wizard heads towards the back. Kathy gets up slowly and picks up a mic
Kathy- Nice plan Mr Walker, sending your most loyal and highest profiled wrestler to beat a defenceless female up. Well I hope you were not planning to use the Wizard in your next show because he’ll be arrested…. SECURITY!!!
Police officers appear near the stage. Wizard1o1 runs back into the ring. Kathy Zahn gets knocked to the ground by Wizard, then sets her up, oh my god Lyger Bomb! He stomps away, but the police hit the ring and handcuff him, before dragging him backstage, leaving Kathy down in the ring, hurt.
*Commercial Break*
Oz vs Da Illest vs Evil Dead
Oz drives a forearm into the chest of Evil Dead. Da Illest receives some punishment. Evil Dead counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Running knee lift from Evil Dead. Evil Dead takes a quick lariat. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Da Illest takes a flying neckbreaker from Oz. Da Illest ducks a wild right hand. Evil Dead \ Da Illest whip Oz into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Evil Dead drills Oz with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Evil Dead takes a headbutt from Da Illest. Evil Dead avoids a Da Illest avalanche. Evil Dead slams Oz down. Oz can barely stand. Mortifier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Marshal Boyd and Sara are having a quiet conversation backstage, which ends up with Marshal Boyd kissing her.
Marshal Boyd vs Roger Bosset for the Fight! Heavyweight Title
Bodyslam by Roger. Nice piledriver on Eelboy. Cover for a two count. Marshal Boyd powers out of a Roger Bosset headlock. Eelboy bodyslams Roger Bosset. Fallaway slam by Marshal Boyd. There's a two count on the pin. Marshal Boyd scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big clothesline on Roger. Eelboy walks into a trip. Roger hits a stump piledriver on Marshal Boyd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Eelboy. Pin, but Eelboy is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from Roger Bosset. Roger hits a right hand. Marshal Boyd comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big clothesline on Roger. Lifting DDT by Marshal Boyd, looked good. Wizard1o1 just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Roger Bosset gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Eelboy takes some shots at Roger as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Wizard1o1 has grabbed a chair. Eelboy walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Roger also takes a hard shot. Wizard has laid everybody out!
Bobby- the Wizard has just laid out both Fight! Superstar, what the hell is he doing in this promotion? Go back home you silly bastard before the rest of the Fight! Roster comes out and beats you to a bloody pulp!