Kathy Zahn is backstage
Kathy- Good Evening all, welcome to the third instalment of Fight! Friday, the by far superior promotion not only in the ASWF but in all wrestling. Since I love and care for you all I’ve decided that you will see your beloved Marshal Boyd up against Roger Bossert in a singles match, tonight. That will be all!
Charlie Robinson vs Lita vs Victoria vs Lucy Lawless for the Fight! Women's Title
Fallaway slam by Victoria. Victoria hits a right hand. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Lita. Lita hits a rolling kick on Charlie. Diamond Dust from Lita, Charlie is out. Pin, but Charlie is out just before the three count. Lita tags out to Lucy Lawless. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tag to Victoria. Xena gets slammed. Xena counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover gets three. Lucy Lawless pinned Victoria. Second rope flying axe handle, Xena goes down. Super kick by Charlie Robinson. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by Charlie Robinson to the face. Tag to Lita. Charlie takes a flying neckbreaker from Lita. Second rope flying axe handle, Charlie goes down. Charlie backdrops Lita out of a piledriver attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tiger suplex on Lita, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, three count, it's over. Charlie Robinson pins Lita. Charlie crushes Xena with a big legdrop. Tiger suplex on Xena, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Xena is out just before the three count. Xena backdrops Charlie Robinson out of a piledriver attempt. Schmo comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Charlie Robinson turns around.... Schmoster!!! That shook the ring. Schmo leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Lucy Lawless pinned Charlie.
Cameras cross backstage to see David McElroy and the rest of S.E.X waiting around the buildings entry. What on earth are they planning?
*Commercial Break*
Homeless Jimmy vs RTG
Standing leg lariat by Homeless Jimmy on RTG. Jimmy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Hard back suplex on RTG. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Second rope flying axe handle, RTG goes down. RTG takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. RTG hits a dropkick on Homeless Jimmy. RTG crushes Jimmy with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jimmy blocks a punch. Super frankensteiner on RTG, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. RTG walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jimmy drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Kick from RTG to the leg. Jimmy kicks RTG in the gut to reverse the momentum. Jimmy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. RTG slides out and grabs a chair! Jimmy goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. RTG grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident..
Cameras cross backstage again to the buildings entry where MrCharisma and his brother David Magro are ariving, when S.E.X come out of nowhere and attack. They destroy MrCharisma & David Magro, leaving them down on the concrete floor in a bloody mess.
Sara is in the ring.
Sara- As you all heard Kathy at the beginning of the show, my Marshal will be against the sick and sleazy Roger Bosset, who won’t leave me alone.
From out from the back comes Roger Bossert, who climbs into the ring
Roger- What are you talking about Bitch? Sick and Sleazy, didn’t your mother ever tell you if you have nothing good to say about someone, don’t say anything at all? And about tonights match, not only am I going to beat him, I’m going to destroy him and prove that I am the best Heavyweight champion and there is not replacement for pure Bosset magic, and if you get in my way, I can’t promise your pretty face that you won’t receive the same fate as *sarcastically* Marshal!
Just then Marshal Boyd comes running out from the back and slides in, blocking Roger from getting his hands on Sara. They brawl, but Marshal Boyd is too distracted trying to protect Sara, and gets beaten down. Roger Bosset moves in for the kill. Bosset Bomb!!! That shook the ring. Roger is leaves Marshal Boyd down on the canvas.
*Commercial Break*
Magro Boyz vs S.E.X
David gets slammed. Bodyslam by DJMaC. Tag between DJMaC and Schmo. DJMaC \ Schmo whip David into the corner. DJMaC whips Schmo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. David Magro takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Spear by David Magro. Tag to MrCharisma. Slingshot clothesline by MrCharisma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Schmo is out just before the three count. MrCharisma suplexes Schmo to the canvas. MrCharisma drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tag between Schmo and DJMaC. Big backdrop on MrCharisma, executed well. Tag between DJMaC and Marvin. Marvin \ DJMaC whip MrCharisma into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. MrCharisma elbows Marvin in the face to break a hammerlock. Kick from MrCharisma to the leg. Marvin comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag to Schmo. Schmo fires off some right and left hands. MrCharisma takes a butterfly suplex from Schmo. There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of MrCharisma. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Schmo tags out to Marvin. Schmo \ Marvin whip MrCharisma into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Marvin hits a rolling kick on MrCharisma. MrCharisma drops out the back of a Marvin bodyslam attempt. Tag to David Magro. David hits a stump piledriver on Marvin. Tag to Schmo. Bodyslam by David. David Magro hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between Schmo and DJMaC. Rude Awakening on DJMaC by David. DJMaC backdrops David Magro out of a piledriver attempt. Powerbomb on David. Pin, but David is out just before the three count. David blocks the suplex attempt. Tag to MrCharisma. MrCharisma flattens DJMaC. Weak bodyslam by MrCharisma. MrCharisma tags out to David Magro. David \ MrCharisma whip DJMaC into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. DJMaC reverses a hip toss. Leasa Denton has climbed up onto the apron! David turns...and falls for the distraction! DJMaC attacks David from behind! David Magro is in trouble. Here it comes - Flowing DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished S.E.X win the match.
Cameras cross to Marshals locker-room to see Marshal lifting weights, obviously preparing for his match later on for Roger.
Cameras cross over to the buildings entry where it seems that Roger Bosset is leaving for the night, abandoning his match against Marshal tonight, I wonder if Marshal knows about this?
*Commercial Break*
Backstage Kathy has called Charlie Hass to her office.
Kathy- Look, Roger has decided he is finished for the night and has decided to leave. Now that is a problem not only to the me but the main event so tonight you will face Marshal Boyd, no arguments. That will be all.
Marshal Boyd vs Charlie Haas
Haas hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Fallaway slam by Charlie Haas. Eelboy takes a flying neckbreaker from Charlie Haas. Eelboy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Haas walks into a spike slam. Haas counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Haas crushes Eelboy with a big legdrop. Tornado DDT from Charlie Haas, Eelboy got planted. Marshal Boyd pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Marshal Boyd uses a forearm to the face. Haas counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Stun Gun from Charlie Haas! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Charlie Haas misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Eelboy quickly grabs a chair...and hits Charlie Haas with it, drawing blood! Haas recovers quickly, and hits a low blow...then wipes the blood off his head and smears it on Eelboy and exits the ring. That has to be at least a 0. 5 on the Muta scale. The referee recovers, sees the blood....and calls for the bell, awarding the match to Charlie Haas!
Bobby- Oh my god, the rookie Charlie Hass has beaten Marshal Boyd, what an upset! That’s all for Fight! Friday, I wonder what will rise from tonights actions.
