Welcome all to the All Star Wrestling Federation’s very first television broadcast for Fight Friday after the controversial roster split. I’m Bobby the Brain Heenan and I’m sure tonight is going to be a night full of impact.
Charlie Robinson vs Lucy Lawless vs Lita – Fight! Women's Title
Lita walks into a high dropkick from Charlie Robinson. Charlie hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Charlie Robinson misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Lita hits an arm drag on Charlie. Lightning kick by Xena on Lita. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Charlie Robinson hits a rolling kick on Xena. Xena blocks the suplex attempt. Lita scoops up Charlie. Xena bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Flying knee to the face from Lita. Stiff chop lights up Lita. Lita reverses a hip toss. Charlie Robinson gets hip tossed by Lita. Charlie Robinson slugs Lita, sending her down into the corner. While Charlie fires up the crowd, Lita is removing the turnbuckle pad! Charlie Robinson comes over...but Lita grabs her by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Charlie Robinson face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Lita rolls up the stunned Charlie Robinson: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?
Sara is in the ring, Out from the back comes Roger Bosset who climbs into the ring and begins threatening her. Marshal Boyd comes running out from the back and slides in, blocking Roger from getting his hands on Sara. They brawl, and Marshal Boyd gets the advantage. Marshal Boyd moves in for the kill. Here it comes - A-Bomb. Sara hugs Marshal Boyd for making the save.
Lorelle- I’m backstage with Homeless Jimmy. Now tonight Kathy Zahn has givin you a shot to prove yourself tonight by attempting to be the first Hardcore champion.
Jimmy- Look Lorelle, I’ve missed being the ring, each and everyday I wanted to once again wrestle and I’m not blowing this chance. I’ve got no problems with Schmo, it just my job!
*Commercial Break*
Schmo vs. Homeless Jimmy- For The Fight! Hardcore Title
Singapore cane shot by Schmo. Jimmy walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jimmy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kick from Homeless Jimmy to the leg. Flying elbow from Homeless Jimmy. There's a two count on the pin. Homeless Jimmy hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Homeless Jimmy. Schmo powers out of a Homeless Jimmy headlock. Schmo hits a stump piledriver on Homeless Jimmy. Cover for a two count. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Jimmy. Misawa approves i'm sure. Pin, but Jimmy is out just before the three count. Big clothesline on Jimmy. Schmo uses the table as a battering ram. Jimmy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Jimmy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Springboard dropkick from Homeless Jimmy. Nicely done. Homeless Jimmy has Schmo down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Swanton Bomb!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Schmo offers a handshake to Jimmy...and he accepts it!
Sara is walking backstage, when she suddenly stops and looks around. She shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Sara was moments ago, then run off.
Lorelle- I’m just outside of Marshal Boyd and Sara’s locker-room, I’ll see if I can get a few word from him on his match against Roger later on. *Knocks and the door is opened*
Sara- I’m guessing that you would like a few word about Marshals 1-on-1 match against Roger. OK, as you all seen last week Marshal is most definitely the most talented superstar on the roster, not just Fight Friday’s and it was only through Mr Cheater Jelly Adams that Marshal was robbed of the title. But he is no more so I could safely say Marshal WILL be the very first…….
*Through Sara interview, everything goes black. Cameras shut down, lights don’t work and no-one can see! After 20 minutes off attempted re-connection, Kathy Zahn announces that the show is forced to be cancelled- I smell a sabotage by Chris Walkers Carnage promotion.*